I'm not really into plushophilia myself but I remembered the scene from the first Deadpool movie and couldn't help myself 😇

off with his own plushie.

dragging it down along his body before it rests over his crotch. Peter holds his breath, looking up at Wade with uncertainty. Wade just looks back at him as he wraps the plushie's paws around his cock.

"Is this okay?"

Peter enthusiastically consents, and it's not long before Wade's jerking him-

Peter's absolutely bewildered but also kinda into it? Like, yeah, he feels closer to Wade and all that sappy crap, but also the thought of Wade's hulking mass fucking a tiny unicorn plushie into the mattress?

He's hard again.

Wade notices and hesitates before pulling the plushie from Peter,-

doesn't hate him. He still loves him and that he... gets it? Huh?

Wade picks up the plushie and tells him that it wouldn't want to see him cry, tucking it into his arms and pulling him close. Peter's all confused and asks Wade what he means.

Turns out, they're two plushie fucking peas in a pod.

because he's a *freak* who can't just get off with his left hand like everybody else.

He's crying before he realises it and Wade immediately panics, rushing over and- fuck, his dick is still out this is *so* humiliating-

Wade tells him that it's okay. That he doesn't think any differently of him,-

Panicking about something so seemingly inconspicuous would make him seem so much more suspicious, but he literally just came. His cum is all over the front of it and he's hunched over it so it's obvious what he did, and-

And Wade just cracks a grin. As if Peter's world isn't crumbling around him-

what he thinks. Wade comes over to his apartment by surprise (every other time Peter had been warned in advance so he could hide his shame by putting the thing under his bed), and the little guy is just there. On his pillow.

Peter's stuck between scrambling to put it away or just leaving it.

so when he starts his relationship with Wade, he doesn't tell him. He feels a little guilty about it, especially at the beginning, humping away at the soft cotton and feeling almost like he's cheating, but he could never tell him. Wade would never want to stay with him if he did.

At least, that's-

embarrassing to admit. Like, at his big age of 23 he really shouldn't be this connected to a stuffed toy of all things, right?

But there's no way he'd ever throw it away.

The little guy has been such a big comfort to him over the years, not just emotionally, but... *physically*.

It's mortifying-

can he even handle allat...... i think he would try his best

I don't know what it is but eye rolling is just so 🤤 love when brats act like they don't like you that's that good shit