Uncle Scotter
@dinosaucerous.bsky.social
🔞 account. 🚬 & 🏳️🌈Aquarium enthusiast (fish prison warden) || vidja games (Pokemon❤️❤️❤️) || stoner || Godzilla || Leather & Rubber || Mental Health Veteran ||
Discord: BearlyOtterCub
Discord: BearlyOtterCub
My best friends said they have a hard time watching me eat, because it just reminds them of the original Jurassic Park movie.
August 19, 2026 at 4:56 AM
My best friends said they have a hard time watching me eat, because it just reminds them of the original Jurassic Park movie.
Hey little buddy. Come sniff my feet while I stroke. If you're good I'll give you some of my beer
August 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Hey little buddy. Come sniff my feet while I stroke. If you're good I'll give you some of my beer
I'll finally contribute to this one, so why not. Happy Hump Day!
July 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I'll finally contribute to this one, so why not. Happy Hump Day!
I hope so puppy. If not, I got tons of toys I'll gladly break out
June 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I hope so puppy. If not, I got tons of toys I'll gladly break out
I just see you with this face
June 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I just see you with this face
I think I've seen something similar
June 11, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I think I've seen something similar
Caught a Paras in Leaf Green and I had to make this to send to friends. Figured I'd share it here. I was torn between "I too hear the Mycelium my child." or "The screams of the Mycelium grow ever deafening my child."
May 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Caught a Paras in Leaf Green and I had to make this to send to friends. Figured I'd share it here. I was torn between "I too hear the Mycelium my child." or "The screams of the Mycelium grow ever deafening my child."
I have apparently missed Mother's Birthday, and am not worthy of her Wisdom. Send me out to pasture with the Mind Worms, for they will devour me. So I may become part of Planet.
May 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I have apparently missed Mother's Birthday, and am not worthy of her Wisdom. Send me out to pasture with the Mind Worms, for they will devour me. So I may become part of Planet.
Cut my hair and feel a bit more human again. I figured I'd take some pics.
May 27, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Cut my hair and feel a bit more human again. I figured I'd take some pics.
I still think Baragon is a vastly underrated Toho/Godzilla monster. Plus, HE'S SO CUUUUTE!
April 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I still think Baragon is a vastly underrated Toho/Godzilla monster. Plus, HE'S SO CUUUUTE!
#FatcockFriday Trying to get back in the habit of posting and not being a recluse.
April 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
#FatcockFriday Trying to get back in the habit of posting and not being a recluse.
My favorite group has a song about what we are currently going through in our country. Because they went through this in Russia about 10 years ago.
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My favorite group has a song about what we are currently going through in our country. Because they went through this in Russia about 10 years ago.
WHY ARE EGG WHITES AN ANAL LUBRICANT?! Why are you trying to kill me?!?!?!
July 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
WHY ARE EGG WHITES AN ANAL LUBRICANT?! Why are you trying to kill me?!?!?!
I realized, I haven't posted smut in while. Lemme change that!
July 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I realized, I haven't posted smut in while. Lemme change that!
When you're stoned and singing along to the opening score to Clair Obscur
May 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
When you're stoned and singing along to the opening score to Clair Obscur
When you're redoing the plants in your aquarium. You look over and see your fish like this:
May 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When you're redoing the plants in your aquarium. You look over and see your fish like this:
