Dirt Life
@dirtlife.bsky.social
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35
Low quality homo sapien.
AuDHD sandbox
35
Low quality homo sapien.
AuDHD sandbox
September 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
September 8, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
I should really do 12,000 push-ups or something
September 4, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I should really do 12,000 push-ups or something
What gif pops up when you type in your mane?
September 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
What gif pops up when you type in your mane?
I feel like Donkey Kong!
Yeeted this old cash register on a rock and five dollars came out
Yeeted this old cash register on a rock and five dollars came out
September 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I feel like Donkey Kong!
Yeeted this old cash register on a rock and five dollars came out
Yeeted this old cash register on a rock and five dollars came out
If I had a man to take care of, he'd be toasty warm all winter
September 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If I had a man to take care of, he'd be toasty warm all winter
Anyway, if I don't survive the day , live long and prosper
August 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Anyway, if I don't survive the day , live long and prosper
Once again , May the Force be ever in my favour
Couldn't find a spare blade , so I did some panel beating.... I really hope 2500 RPM isn't going to be the new resonance point.
Couldn't find a spare blade , so I did some panel beating.... I really hope 2500 RPM isn't going to be the new resonance point.
August 29, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Once again , May the Force be ever in my favour
Couldn't find a spare blade , so I did some panel beating.... I really hope 2500 RPM isn't going to be the new resonance point.
Couldn't find a spare blade , so I did some panel beating.... I really hope 2500 RPM isn't going to be the new resonance point.
Stupid things keep breaking!
Fuel line on the old generator decided to perish
Then a pace of timber bound and bent the blade on the dropsaw
If anyone is under the impression rural life Is sunshine and rainbows, I can officially report that is only half the time.
Fuel line on the old generator decided to perish
Then a pace of timber bound and bent the blade on the dropsaw
If anyone is under the impression rural life Is sunshine and rainbows, I can officially report that is only half the time.
August 29, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Stupid things keep breaking!
Fuel line on the old generator decided to perish
Then a pace of timber bound and bent the blade on the dropsaw
If anyone is under the impression rural life Is sunshine and rainbows, I can officially report that is only half the time.
Fuel line on the old generator decided to perish
Then a pace of timber bound and bent the blade on the dropsaw
If anyone is under the impression rural life Is sunshine and rainbows, I can officially report that is only half the time.
Quote with the oldest nude on your camera roll
Year: 2015
Age: 25
Location: Botney Bay, Sydney
Year: 2015
Age: 25
Location: Botney Bay, Sydney
August 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Quote with the oldest nude on your camera roll
Year: 2015
Age: 25
Location: Botney Bay, Sydney
Year: 2015
Age: 25
Location: Botney Bay, Sydney
Fun fact: these pictures were taken around the time my creatine became an adult
August 28, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Fun fact: these pictures were taken around the time my creatine became an adult
May the force be ever in my favour?
August 28, 2026 at 10:26 AM
May the force be ever in my favour?
Are firefighters still considered sexy?
August 26, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Are firefighters still considered sexy?
Burn, you stump bastard!!
August 22, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Burn, you stump bastard!!
If you see this, you’re legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character
August 20, 2026 at 11:33 PM
If you see this, you’re legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character
Toying with the idea of building a home gym in an attempt to bring the boys to the yard..
So far, milkshakes have failed.
So far, milkshakes have failed.
August 18, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Toying with the idea of building a home gym in an attempt to bring the boys to the yard..
So far, milkshakes have failed.
So far, milkshakes have failed.
August 14, 2026 at 11:00 AM
As the Americans say taco Tuesday was a success 🙃
August 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
As the Americans say taco Tuesday was a success 🙃
Attempting to be a relatable and functioning human on the internet
July 30, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Attempting to be a relatable and functioning human on the internet
Once again roasting my ass, this time in front of a fusion reactor
July 30, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Once again roasting my ass, this time in front of a fusion reactor
Had to drink almost two liters of milk today, sure wish I had some hungry guy looking to bulk up around here.
July 28, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Had to drink almost two liters of milk today, sure wish I had some hungry guy looking to bulk up around here.
The engineering vs the Engineer
I had to deploy the weapon but I should have hot water and no explosions this winter
I had to deploy the weapon but I should have hot water and no explosions this winter
May 14, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The engineering vs the Engineer
I had to deploy the weapon but I should have hot water and no explosions this winter
I had to deploy the weapon but I should have hot water and no explosions this winter