discoursemoron
@discoursemoron.bsky.social
he/him
lift my days, light up my nights
lift my days, light up my nights
kick him out of the party
Here’s the video of Sen. John Fetterman’s video appearance at the GOP Convention:
September 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
kick him out of the party
Can I say something?
September 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Can I say something?
If I had Donald Trump’s social media first thing I would do is post a video of me taking the fattest bong rip and caption it "i hate my white fans" and then turn off my phone
Imagine having trumps social media passwords as the not president
Seriously
Contemplate how this person could casually start a war or insert loaded text for specific people in industry or other nations
Harp is a walking national security atomic bomb
Seriously
Contemplate how this person could casually start a war or insert loaded text for specific people in industry or other nations
Harp is a walking national security atomic bomb
Is it irresponsible to speculate about the vital role Natalie Harp plays for the dementia-ravaged, sex pest president?
No, no.
Remember what Peggy Noonan said -- it would be irresponsible *not* to speculate.
Mistress? Diaper pro? Hospice nurse? Ghost writer for Truth Social? Shadow president?
No, no.
Remember what Peggy Noonan said -- it would be irresponsible *not* to speculate.
Mistress? Diaper pro? Hospice nurse? Ghost writer for Truth Social? Shadow president?
August 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
If I had Donald Trump’s social media first thing I would do is post a video of me taking the fattest bong rip and caption it "i hate my white fans" and then turn off my phone
War, Unforgettable Fire, and The Joshua Tree
August 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
War, Unforgettable Fire, and The Joshua Tree
If Perot doesn’t siphon votes away from Bush then Clinton loses, 92 was a fluke election and Dems should stop looking towards it as a guide
I voted for the first time in 1992 so it annoys me when pundits like Yglesias urge a Clinton/Gore model for success. First off, while Clinton/Gore were more conservative on some key issues than Dukakis (death penalty, welfare) they didn't openly promote regressive views on culture.
July 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
If Perot doesn’t siphon votes away from Bush then Clinton loses, 92 was a fluke election and Dems should stop looking towards it as a guide
Stand By Me
What are your favorite adaptations that transcend their source material?
Blade Runner springs to mind
Blade Runner springs to mind
holy shit the vampire lestat
July 20, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Stand By Me
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!
WOW!
July 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!
this is Colorado erasure
if you could pick only one slice of the US to take a domestic vacation this summer, which would it be?????
June 24, 2026 at 7:24 PM
this is Colorado erasure
more and more people are saying it
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PBS is the best streaming service of the year so far
PBS is the best streaming service of the year so far
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June 23, 2026 at 1:47 PM
more and more people are saying it
sco Ducks
the word is spreading about Oregon Ducks football
June 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
sco Ducks
this is a Seinfeld plot
#DearPrudie: My boyfriend left me for dead in his apartment. I'm not sure I can ever look at him the same way. slate.trib.al/jb3qsSz
My Boyfriend Left Me for Dead in His Apartment. I’m Not Sure I Can Ever Look at Him the Same Way.
This is unforgivable.
slate.trib.al
June 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
this is a Seinfeld plot
she didn’t accuse him, it was adjudicated that he did sexually assault her
BREAKING: The Justice Department opens an investigation into E. Jean Carroll, who accused President Trump of sexual assault, AP source says.
Live updates: DOJ opens investigation into E. Jean Carroll, who accused Trump of sexual assault, AP source says
The Justice Department has opened an investigation into whether E. Jean Carroll lied during the course of civil litigation against President Donald Trump, according to a person familiar.
bit.ly
May 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
she didn’t accuse him, it was adjudicated that he did sexually assault her
Mr. Brightside and it’s not even close
If you had to pick the most defining song for Millennials, what would it be? We try to figure it out on this wk's All Songs Considered from @npr.org w/ @hazelcills.bsky.social and @jiggyraps.bsky.social ❤️
What’s the defining Millennial song? : NPR Music
We weigh the options and attempt to pick the one song that best captures the Millennial experience, from the dizzying highs of the dot-com boom, when anything seemed possible, to the post-9-11 bust, t...
www.npr.org
May 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Mr. Brightside and it’s not even close
If we’re trading missiles then by definition we aren’t in a ceasefire
May 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
If we’re trading missiles then by definition we aren’t in a ceasefire
Moore, Birmingham, AL, and Tanner, AL are the only cities/towns in the US to be hit twice by F5/EF5 tornadoes
Lmao
April 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Moore, Birmingham, AL, and Tanner, AL are the only cities/towns in the US to be hit twice by F5/EF5 tornadoes
someone please rob Hasan’s house and steal all his stuff
April 22, 2026 at 8:49 PM
someone please rob Hasan’s house and steal all his stuff
“and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel”
April 21, 2026 at 1:15 PM
“and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel”
now do Too Many Cooks in Space
Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space.
Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/
Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/
April 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
now do Too Many Cooks in Space
Sussudio by Phil Collins - it’s genuinely the worst song I’ve ever heard
fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site
March 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Sussudio by Phil Collins - it’s genuinely the worst song I’ve ever heard
EVERYBODY MOVEMENT
March 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
EVERYBODY MOVEMENT
Everyone is 7 theory
So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"
March 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Everyone is 7 theory
One thing I never understood about this movie is why Mr. Hand spent so much time teaching about US-Cuba policy, he talked about it for months!
March 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
One thing I never understood about this movie is why Mr. Hand spent so much time teaching about US-Cuba policy, he talked about it for months!
Followed by “that dog has a puffy tail!! hehehehe here puff!”
'this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit' followed by 'enjoy your death trap, ladies!' followed by 'greetings, my name is guy incognito.' just banger after banger within seconds
"Homer Tries to Find a New Bar" is perhaps the funniest two or so minutes in television history
youtu.be/qVaVsyGV0oM?...
youtu.be/qVaVsyGV0oM?...
February 25, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Followed by “that dog has a puffy tail!! hehehehe here puff!”