Perfectly Cromulent
@discoweapon.bsky.social
curse these metal hands
he/him, BLM, trans rights are human rights, baby!
Hoch hech! 🌼
he/him, BLM, trans rights are human rights, baby!
Hoch hech! 🌼
"You was more can o' piss than canapé." #theapprentice #apprentice
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"You was more can o' piss than canapé." #theapprentice #apprentice
"My father was a toolmaker"
January 25, 2026 at 1:07 PM
"My father was a toolmaker"
There's always a tweet
January 25, 2026 at 12:59 PM
There's always a tweet
"It's good, but it's not right!"
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"It's good, but it's not right!"
It just wasn't like the old days anymore,
No, it wasn't like those days,
Am I Will Still?
No, it wasn't like those days,
Am I Will Still?
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It just wasn't like the old days anymore,
No, it wasn't like those days,
Am I Will Still?
No, it wasn't like those days,
Am I Will Still?
Dw i'n dysgu Cymraeg!
October 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Dw i'n dysgu Cymraeg!
October 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
What Sean Connery would beg his captors for
September 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
What Sean Connery would beg his captors for
She was fine to stay in the Labour camp for the genocide enabling, the anti-trans rhetoric, the anti-immigrant rhetoric etc tho
September 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
She was fine to stay in the Labour camp for the genocide enabling, the anti-trans rhetoric, the anti-immigrant rhetoric etc tho
Looks like he's gone to Theme Hospital to get treated for Bloaty Head
September 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Looks like he's gone to Theme Hospital to get treated for Bloaty Head
I'd worry less about respecting Hulk Hogan and more about your Money In The Bank briefcase, brother
July 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'd worry less about respecting Hulk Hogan and more about your Money In The Bank briefcase, brother
"Well, Andrea, so near yet so farfalle. A penne for your thoughts?"
"We were undone by a fusili mistakes."
"We were undone by a fusili mistakes."
July 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Well, Andrea, so near yet so farfalle. A penne for your thoughts?"
"We were undone by a fusili mistakes."
"We were undone by a fusili mistakes."
Cheerios for breakfast
July 21, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Cheerios for breakfast