bro is curing a heart he never broke 🤧

now who touched the thermostat? IT'S HOT AS A WITCHES COOCHIE

does breathing have to be a privilege for me? I HATE THESE ALLERGIES

said I wasn't hungry but just ate 2 bagels like no one's business 😭😭

standing and holding my stomach like I'm pregnant because my uterus wants to rip apart

"You shouldn't do that." Actually I can Vanessa, I have free will so shut the fuck up