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Emily
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She/her. Living on unceded land in Meanjin.
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Chat is it bad when they start manufacturing consent for "you dont REALLY need water"
You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit.

🔗: on.wsj.com/4hUsBWd
August 28, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Was just told about Natalie Harp from a Brisbane cab driver so that story has grown.
August 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM
There is a judge who keeps rewriting my comms and let me tell you, people who are used to legal writing write really shitty media releases.
June 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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June 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Poor and working men are meant to have women of their class to abuse and dominate as compensation for the exploitations and humiliations of capital. When you point out that allowing this is a violation of class solidarity working class women, you’re accused of siding with management’s interests.
It sure *sounds* like we’re supposed to live in a world where working class men can be toxic and awful and we should embrace that’s as authentic, and working class women presumably simply get abused. And that’s supposed to be ok.
June 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I love you Tomatillo.
I did make it to the nursery where I met this guy, whose hobby is starting fights with dogs
June 7, 2026 at 8:52 PM
There's a plumber at our house and he opened up a pipe with am angle grinder, and I don't feel bad for calling him anymore.
May 20, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I'm on a work field trip! Bunch of us on a bus heading up to the sunny coast.
April 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
April 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
This thread
April 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day
April 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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The Third Period Comeback, Aug 11, 2026.

Hockey.
Family.
Necromancy.
April 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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You must learn to hate the aristocracy as much as it hates you. It changes shape, tosses aside old husks like "divine right of kings" and "bloodlines" and slides right into slick new shells like "meritocracy".
American decline is due, in large part, to the persistent efforts by rich people to ensure that their own progeny retain wealth and power no matter how stupid and lazy they are.
April 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Whoa 🤯

The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...
April 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
So our flight is now going to be delayed by an hour and we're probably going to miss our flight to Brisbane. 😭 Everyone, cross your fingers for a miracle?
April 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Time to go home. So glad to have gotten to see distant friends and also hockey (sometimes terrible hockey, thanks Red Wings). Flying to SF then home!
April 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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it’s nice to see a rocket go up to space that isn’t directly associated with some horrible billionaire piglet
April 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility friends
March 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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People who use "literally" in a figurative context aren't using it to mean "figuratively," but as an intensifier -- that is, its function in this context actually *depends* on its literal definition.
What's something that experts/practitioners in your field universally agree upon, but that remains a "hot take" among the general public?
March 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Okay we are packed up and getting ready to leave Detroit. Would've preferred not to end up coughing our guts out, but Miss Lucy, the airbnb host, has taken wonderful care of us. She brought us Vernors AND Tagalongs.
March 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Currently trying to change our flight tonight cause my cold has gotten much worse, and driving today sounds like the worst idea.

And, you know, Michigander. Admitting driving is a bad idea is against all my morals.
March 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY
March 28, 2026 at 4:55 PM
We are in Detroit amongst my people and it's very weird to be the one whose accent matches.
March 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM