One time I had an ex call and tell me to listen to "Forget and Not Slow Down by Relient K" because it explains why I shouldn't be mad. After he confirmed I listened to it, he told me he was in jail.

I personally think it wouldve been really fun if the backstreet boys and Nsync wouldve covered each other's hits since everyone confuses them anyway.

Sometimes I think about how when I was younger and high I broke off a situationship by sending them "Want You Gone". (You know, from Portal 2?) And I think that was my peak.

Screaming into the void today because it shouldn't be a radical view to say that people shouldn't be executed in the street.

What the fuck Pinterest.

Me at 13: weird, nerdy gremlin.
Me in my 20s: trying to be super popular, a successful business woman, have a successful life.
Me at 30: weird, nerdy gremlin.