@dmaximus.bsky.social
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absolute batman day
September 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
absolute batman day
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incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
September 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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its really funny when the monsters just kind of stand there while youre hitting it sometimes
September 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
its really funny when the monsters just kind of stand there while youre hitting it sometimes
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me and @hollowtones.bsky.social (who gave me this idea) haveing genius ideas and concepts and shit in discord today and basically we're awesome. the whole gang was talking about puppets and marionettes in video games.
September 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
me and @hollowtones.bsky.social (who gave me this idea) haveing genius ideas and concepts and shit in discord today and basically we're awesome. the whole gang was talking about puppets and marionettes in video games.
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me: hi gimme a large pizza
pizza guy: any appetizers?
me: what do you have?
pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce
me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce
pizza guy: and for your dip?
me: sauce
pizza guy: any appetizers?
me: what do you have?
pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce
me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce
pizza guy: and for your dip?
me: sauce
September 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
me: hi gimme a large pizza
pizza guy: any appetizers?
me: what do you have?
pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce
me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce
pizza guy: and for your dip?
me: sauce
pizza guy: any appetizers?
me: what do you have?
pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce
me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce
pizza guy: and for your dip?
me: sauce
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Imagine if she holding a big burger instead
September 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Imagine if she holding a big burger instead
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Metroid, but Samus Aran is ravenous af
September 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Metroid, but Samus Aran is ravenous af
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[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks
September 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks
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Ocarina of Time
Link and Saria
Link and Saria
September 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Ocarina of Time
Link and Saria
Link and Saria
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September 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
September 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
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One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
September 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.
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Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
September 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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This exchange is so good.
September 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This exchange is so good.
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this one is especially egregious
August 29, 2026 at 11:36 PM
this one is especially egregious
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