DMCrimson
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he actually did the meme
July 12, 2026 at 3:55 AM
All these big-yet-disappointing NBA trades basically mean the league committed seppuku to increase parity. This second apron shit sucks.
July 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
still thinking about that mercedes mone vs maya world match from forbidden door @aewontv.bsky.social
June 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Happy May Day, everyone
May 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
That Darby-Ciampa match made this week worth it. God DAMN is wrestling good when it’s great.
April 23, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Remake all about eve but about shams taking up woj’s spot as nba trade guru
April 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
can someone else watch this for me and report back what they saw
April 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
How am I doing? Well, I keep playing covers of Carmelita on repeat while getting drunk. Im doing fine.
March 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
My decision to buy a place in walking distance of amenities against the rural/suburban-poisoned haters in my life is paying off handsomely.
March 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Real Estate: 15 Years Of Saving Just For Your Dad To Call It A Shack
March 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
January 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
bluesky is the right place to share that I would watch a buddy cop movie with b hen from club 520 and rich evens from red letter media
February 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
You can be a billionaire so long as you are genuinely happy at all times. The second you feel any sadness, you are instantly executed. No excuses for not being happy at everyone else’s expense. If a billion dollars can’t make you happy, you failed at life and are recycled to make others happier.
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Dudes Rock
January 27, 2026 at 10:44 PM
After exactly one drive by the Bears, I’m glad to have this particular Monday as a holiday.
January 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
How can a newspaper be this fucking insecure.
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 PM
RETVRN guys but for the Pollo Cocodrilo video
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Scott Adams blocked me on twitter. So it goes with my haters *exhales cigarette in a really cool way then sighs*
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Dad just texted the word “biden” in the family text message group with no context. This could go a lot of ways.
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Dick Cheney has passed away today, gone on to become the devil king in KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World. I fondly remember giving his motorcade the middle finger in high school.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
noooo! Not my soros checks!
September 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM