Dr. Mantis Toboggan
@docta-tobogganbsky.bsky.social
Trust Me, I'm a docta. unfortunately not the real Mantis Toboggan, just an idiot named Brian that yells about sports, bourbon, and food
I know that it might make me part of all of the lemmings online, but honestly fluoxetine is the best thing ever
October 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I know that it might make me part of all of the lemmings online, but honestly fluoxetine is the best thing ever
they're bringing back Elandon Roberts????? FUCK HELL YESS
October 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
they're bringing back Elandon Roberts????? FUCK HELL YESS
Well this game already looks like absolute gobshite.
October 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Well this game already looks like absolute gobshite.
Wyatt, we are rolling
October 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Wyatt, we are rolling
I’m on neuro meds, I’ve been drinking all day, and I would still be a better AD than Patrick Kraft
October 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I’m on neuro meds, I’ve been drinking all day, and I would still be a better AD than Patrick Kraft
Move the Peezy jr 2nd rounder for Marvin Harrison Jr
October 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Move the Peezy jr 2nd rounder for Marvin Harrison Jr
Listen I’m not saying it’s a healthy course of action, but Knob Creek 12 year Cask Strength is fucking delicious.
October 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Listen I’m not saying it’s a healthy course of action, but Knob Creek 12 year Cask Strength is fucking delicious.
Wait, we’re doing public executions now? Jesus fucking Christ
October 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Wait, we’re doing public executions now? Jesus fucking Christ
Man people are sure upset about losing Filip Hallender 3 games into the season
October 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Man people are sure upset about losing Filip Hallender 3 games into the season
Karlsson looks like 2024 Karlsson tonight
October 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Karlsson looks like 2024 Karlsson tonight
Is the SNP camera crew on meth? Jesus this is awful camera work
October 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Is the SNP camera crew on meth? Jesus this is awful camera work
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Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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October 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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Pittsburgh Penguins: offensive juggernaut was not something I was exoecting
October 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Pittsburgh Penguins: offensive juggernaut was not something I was exoecting
So here’s something they don’t tell you with anxiety disorder, goddam do you drop weight. I was a total fat shit so I had plenty extra, but since this started I’m now down over 50 lbs. barfing and inappetence are a damn effective combo
October 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
So here’s something they don’t tell you with anxiety disorder, goddam do you drop weight. I was a total fat shit so I had plenty extra, but since this started I’m now down over 50 lbs. barfing and inappetence are a damn effective combo
It took me a few episodes but I finally realized that Sinestro is Kai Proctor from Banshee and I’m just fucking geeked. He’s awesome as a villain
October 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It took me a few episodes but I finally realized that Sinestro is Kai Proctor from Banshee and I’m just fucking geeked. He’s awesome as a villain
Is it possible that I am Kevin Finnerty?
October 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Is it possible that I am Kevin Finnerty?
Trading Peezey Jr is easily one of the single dumbest things the Steelers have done in my lifetime
October 1, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Trading Peezey Jr is easily one of the single dumbest things the Steelers have done in my lifetime
Holy shit this game is fucking awesome
October 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Holy shit this game is fucking awesome
ITS HOCKEY SEASON BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
ITS HOCKEY SEASON BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone that likes The Boys, you’re absolutely sleeping on it if you haven’t watched Banshee on HBOMax. Granted it’s from the heyday of Skinenax and there’s a good bit of nudity, but goddam if Antony Starr isn’t just fucking amazing. I’ve watched the series 4 times over and I’m never disappointed
September 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Anyone that likes The Boys, you’re absolutely sleeping on it if you haven’t watched Banshee on HBOMax. Granted it’s from the heyday of Skinenax and there’s a good bit of nudity, but goddam if Antony Starr isn’t just fucking amazing. I’ve watched the series 4 times over and I’m never disappointed
Mr. Belding died? Man, fuck this day
September 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Mr. Belding died? Man, fuck this day
Denver, sorry but that is not the “mile high salute”. 68 did it waaaaaay before you stole it
September 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Denver, sorry but that is not the “mile high salute”. 68 did it waaaaaay before you stole it
HOLY SHIT
September 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
HOLY SHIT
At least they look like a competent football team for the first time all season
September 27, 2026 at 6:41 PM
At least they look like a competent football team for the first time all season
I’m Irish & Ukranian, I’m going old school Ellwood City and pulling together a Sunday sauce. Shit I might even throw the Sopranos on streaming
September 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I’m Irish & Ukranian, I’m going old school Ellwood City and pulling together a Sunday sauce. Shit I might even throw the Sopranos on streaming