DoctorWumpus
@doctorwumpus.bsky.social
Mechatronics Engineer. I can bake lemon squares
Okay Dave, hear me out
March 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Okay Dave, hear me out
Hell yeah, brother!
February 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Hell yeah, brother!
Dave, come on. The profile picture is clearly a lobster. The name is red LOBSTER. Are you seriously trying to ask a literal lobster to respond to a DM when it can't even use a keyboard? And believe me, claws do NOT work on a touch screen.
February 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Dave, come on. The profile picture is clearly a lobster. The name is red LOBSTER. Are you seriously trying to ask a literal lobster to respond to a DM when it can't even use a keyboard? And believe me, claws do NOT work on a touch screen.
Me: "Hey, have you seen my fingers?"
Coal: "...no..."
Also Coal:
Coal: "...no..."
Also Coal:
February 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Me: "Hey, have you seen my fingers?"
Coal: "...no..."
Also Coal:
Coal: "...no..."
Also Coal:
Miku outfit debut for Murphi when?
January 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Miku outfit debut for Murphi when?
Super happy for the both of you! Best wishes for a wonderful future together! Congratulations and Bananarama!
January 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Super happy for the both of you! Best wishes for a wonderful future together! Congratulations and Bananarama!
RIP Olimar, taken too soon
December 3, 2024 at 11:10 PM
RIP Olimar, taken too soon
okay, so you CAN select gifs when uploading a video file, good to know
December 3, 2024 at 8:33 PM
okay, so you CAN select gifs when uploading a video file, good to know
hold up i'm gonna test this
December 3, 2024 at 8:32 PM
hold up i'm gonna test this
Hell yeah, brother!
December 1, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Hell yeah, brother!
Impossible, I've never done anything Miku-related in my life
November 28, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Impossible, I've never done anything Miku-related in my life
Why buy bread light when you can make your own?
November 28, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Why buy bread light when you can make your own?
Lies, that's way too tall to be you
November 21, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Lies, that's way too tall to be you
I guess the real nightmares were the friends we made along the way
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I guess the real nightmares were the friends we made along the way
I been saying this for years and nobody listens, the voice of Far-Fetched Griff was a purple guy the whole time!
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 AM
I been saying this for years and nobody listens, the voice of Far-Fetched Griff was a purple guy the whole time!
Okay so who dissolves quickest in a vat of baby spiders then?
November 13, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Okay so who dissolves quickest in a vat of baby spiders then?
Me getting the heck out of that cave after learning what is below the mountain
November 8, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Me getting the heck out of that cave after learning what is below the mountain