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@dogcarpet.bsky.social
Semi-pro Internet Bastard
IDIC
Personification of a Brick-Joke
"I belive children are our future, unless we stop them now."
IDIC
Personification of a Brick-Joke
"I belive children are our future, unless we stop them now."
Pinned
I did it! I survived!
And so begins the first of 6 straight Night shifts....
This is not normal.
This is not normal.
October 2, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I did it! I survived!
Minor bugbear: People who refer call the "#" key "Hashtag", instead of "Hash"
October 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Minor bugbear: People who refer call the "#" key "Hashtag", instead of "Hash"
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After the 5-year campaign to "Release the Abridged Cut", it's finally here.
Star Wars: Larry – The Abridged Cut
YouTube video by Auralnauts
www.youtube.com
September 27, 2026 at 5:50 PM
After the 5-year campaign to "Release the Abridged Cut", it's finally here.
And so begins the first of 6 straight Night shifts....
This is not normal.
This is not normal.
September 26, 2026 at 8:34 PM
And so begins the first of 6 straight Night shifts....
This is not normal.
This is not normal.
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Show: The Simpsons
Language: Japanese
Language: Japanese
September 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Show: The Simpsons
Language: Japanese
Language: Japanese
4 facts:
- I'm enjoying my new job.
- I seem to be pretty good at it.
- I get on well with the team.
- IMPOSTER SYNDROME IS A BITCH.
- I'm enjoying my new job.
- I seem to be pretty good at it.
- I get on well with the team.
- IMPOSTER SYNDROME IS A BITCH.
September 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
4 facts:
- I'm enjoying my new job.
- I seem to be pretty good at it.
- I get on well with the team.
- IMPOSTER SYNDROME IS A BITCH.
- I'm enjoying my new job.
- I seem to be pretty good at it.
- I get on well with the team.
- IMPOSTER SYNDROME IS A BITCH.
Had to go see Occupational Health today, get a vaccine.
"So this is the first of 4"
Aw, fuck.
"Also a blood test"
Fuck.
"And because you wussed out on your BCG you'll need that too"
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK
"So this is the first of 4"
Aw, fuck.
"Also a blood test"
Fuck.
"And because you wussed out on your BCG you'll need that too"
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK
September 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Had to go see Occupational Health today, get a vaccine.
"So this is the first of 4"
Aw, fuck.
"Also a blood test"
Fuck.
"And because you wussed out on your BCG you'll need that too"
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK
"So this is the first of 4"
Aw, fuck.
"Also a blood test"
Fuck.
"And because you wussed out on your BCG you'll need that too"
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Neurodivergents on school picture day be like:
September 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Neurodivergents on school picture day be like:
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it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk
it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
www.theverge.com
September 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk
it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show
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This banger has been playing on loop in my head for a few days now. Plus the video is a great time capsule back to the days of those premium rate phone lines. Good thing we're past exploiting parasocial relationships for profit...
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Remember Milli Vanilli? The cyberwave renegades known for their scathing critiques of society’s stranger trends?
Baby Don't Forget My Number (Escape-900 Synthwave Mix)
YouTube video by Auralnauts
youtu.be
August 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
This banger has been playing on loop in my head for a few days now. Plus the video is a great time capsule back to the days of those premium rate phone lines. Good thing we're past exploiting parasocial relationships for profit...
Unrelated, be sure to check my upcoming OnlyFans.
Unrelated, be sure to check my upcoming OnlyFans.
Going from 3 months off, to a 40hr week moving shite all over a hospital is EXHAUSTING.
I know I'll get use to it, but right now my limbs ache.
I know I'll get use to it, but right now my limbs ache.
August 29, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Going from 3 months off, to a 40hr week moving shite all over a hospital is EXHAUSTING.
I know I'll get use to it, but right now my limbs ache.
I know I'll get use to it, but right now my limbs ache.
Thank you Dolly.
o7
o7
August 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Thank you Dolly.
o7
o7
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I regret to inform you that The Grange Hill theme matches perfectly with Sonic the Hedgehog
August 7, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I regret to inform you that The Grange Hill theme matches perfectly with Sonic the Hedgehog
