Jesse N
@doggles.bsky.social
3x #1 NYTimes Bestselling Gaming Author (3 Rules for Gamers, True Fundies, The Gamer Whisperer)
People are calling it "elder abuse" but this is exactly what Mitch McConnell would have wanted--to throw the decrepitude of the American political system in its citizens' faces one final time before he kicks the bucket
September 17, 2026 at 1:06 AM
People are calling it "elder abuse" but this is exactly what Mitch McConnell would have wanted--to throw the decrepitude of the American political system in its citizens' faces one final time before he kicks the bucket
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Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
September 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
Its pretty messed up that people were celebrating charlie kirk yesterday. He said some really heinous shit
September 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Its pretty messed up that people were celebrating charlie kirk yesterday. He said some really heinous shit
The ai-generated song this guy at the gas station was blasting from his 3-wheeled convertible is easily the most repulsive thing ive ever heard. Whenever im afraid ive been beating the anti-ai drum too much the world reminds me that you cannot hate this technology enough
September 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
The ai-generated song this guy at the gas station was blasting from his 3-wheeled convertible is easily the most repulsive thing ive ever heard. Whenever im afraid ive been beating the anti-ai drum too much the world reminds me that you cannot hate this technology enough
just learned a new word, can't wait to inexplicably see it in half a dozen places by next week
September 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
just learned a new word, can't wait to inexplicably see it in half a dozen places by next week
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Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
August 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
"AI slop" is a bad term because it implies the existence of AI that isn't slop
August 31, 2026 at 2:54 AM
"AI slop" is a bad term because it implies the existence of AI that isn't slop
80% of the tiktoks i see on here and twitter are someone ranting at the camera with the premise of an argument and then restating that premise over and over for 70 seconds instead of developing it at all. deeply unsettling behavior, like if chatgpt came to life
August 16, 2026 at 6:39 AM
80% of the tiktoks i see on here and twitter are someone ranting at the camera with the premise of an argument and then restating that premise over and over for 70 seconds instead of developing it at all. deeply unsettling behavior, like if chatgpt came to life
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The Iran fiasco is the closest to comeuppance he's seen in a while and it's still unsatisfying because there are no real consequences for him personally! We should organize our country in a way that giant assholes aren't able to constantly wreck shit for everyone else and then shrug and walk away
August 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
The Iran fiasco is the closest to comeuppance he's seen in a while and it's still unsatisfying because there are no real consequences for him personally! We should organize our country in a way that giant assholes aren't able to constantly wreck shit for everyone else and then shrug and walk away
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The woke mob is mad about my murder spree even though it's creating lots of new jobs at funeral homes
July 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The woke mob is mad about my murder spree even though it's creating lots of new jobs at funeral homes
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
July 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
Just saw a Tesla with an "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" bumper sticker but bc they have a standard CT plate I know the year they bought the car and no u absolutely did not lmao
July 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Just saw a Tesla with an "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" bumper sticker but bc they have a standard CT plate I know the year they bought the car and no u absolutely did not lmao
they're saying it's actually very cool and normal that i have a bicuspid aortic valve
July 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
they're saying it's actually very cool and normal that i have a bicuspid aortic valve
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What you fail to consider is that when the framers of the 14th amendment wrote it they didn't anticipate that it would piss me off. Which makes it illegal
July 1, 2026 at 3:02 PM
What you fail to consider is that when the framers of the 14th amendment wrote it they didn't anticipate that it would piss me off. Which makes it illegal
what a crazy world we live in that i'm considering subscribing to pewdiepie
June 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
what a crazy world we live in that i'm considering subscribing to pewdiepie
On my drive to work today the front tire of the car in front of me disintegrated. Loud noise, huge shower of sparks, etc. I stopped and got out to see if the driver was okay and he acted completely unfazed. Like haha yea happens man. Felt like I was in an episode of the Flintstones or some shit
June 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
On my drive to work today the front tire of the car in front of me disintegrated. Loud noise, huge shower of sparks, etc. I stopped and got out to see if the driver was okay and he acted completely unfazed. Like haha yea happens man. Felt like I was in an episode of the Flintstones or some shit
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If I were a coach I would occasionally say to the referees "You're right we did commit a foul there" instead of arguing all the time. This builds my credibility as an objective interlocutor in their minds
June 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If I were a coach I would occasionally say to the referees "You're right we did commit a foul there" instead of arguing all the time. This builds my credibility as an objective interlocutor in their minds
just had the life-shattering realization that "new-bald" is likely a correct pronunciation of my last name
June 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
just had the life-shattering realization that "new-bald" is likely a correct pronunciation of my last name
the subway takes guy always says "so what's your take?" as if the subject came up organically during a long conversation, but they never show the lead-up. only ever a 2-minute clip. not to be trusted!
June 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
the subway takes guy always says "so what's your take?" as if the subject came up organically during a long conversation, but they never show the lead-up. only ever a 2-minute clip. not to be trusted!
the cleric in my d&d campaign just accused me of "internalized gnomophobia" 😔
June 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
the cleric in my d&d campaign just accused me of "internalized gnomophobia" 😔
I made a video essay about Magic's Commander format!
Critics are saying "you don't sound mansplain-y" and "Ohmygod he remembered to tack on 5 minutes about capitalism at the end like a professional video essay guy" and "good job"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLCN...
Critics are saying "you don't sound mansplain-y" and "Ohmygod he remembered to tack on 5 minutes about capitalism at the end like a professional video essay guy" and "good job"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLCN...
Commander: Magic's Anti-Social Format
YouTube video by Spongy
www.youtube.com
May 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I made a video essay about Magic's Commander format!
Critics are saying "you don't sound mansplain-y" and "Ohmygod he remembered to tack on 5 minutes about capitalism at the end like a professional video essay guy" and "good job"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLCN...
Critics are saying "you don't sound mansplain-y" and "Ohmygod he remembered to tack on 5 minutes about capitalism at the end like a professional video essay guy" and "good job"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLCN...
it's crazy that they only figured out how to make good board games in like 1999
May 25, 2026 at 4:56 PM
it's crazy that they only figured out how to make good board games in like 1999
I seem to have cultivated friends in a way that selects so highly for "enjoying slay the spire 2" that it feels weird that I have no interest in it
May 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I seem to have cultivated friends in a way that selects so highly for "enjoying slay the spire 2" that it feels weird that I have no interest in it