doghousedyk3.bsky.social
doghousedyk3.bsky.social
doghousedyk3.bsky.social
@doghousedyk3.bsky.social
18+ account || he/they (she/her kink context only) || writings/ general nsfw ramblings || idk what im doing with this account rn whoops || will probably contain k9, lgetsd, various other problematic kinks
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When I'm president every woman between AA and DDD cups will be legally required to go topless. Anyone with tits larger than that will be divvied up between museums and government-run brothels based on how pretty they are with the lights on
August 26, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Of course, when she falls through on her payments for her continued freedom, she'll end up being sold at auction too.

On the plus side, her ex's dad finally recognizes her as a women. He may not have wanted his daughter to be a dyke, but he doesn't really care if his pets are.
September 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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ma'am, nature documentarians take a strict oath of non-interference. we can't step in to save, change, or influence events. sometimes prey gets caught by predators, so it doesn't matter to our camera crew if it's a safe day for you or not.
August 20, 2026 at 6:11 PM
sometimes you just gotta take shitty low quality clips of you fucking yourself. for gender reasons
August 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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free use lesbian girl who expects to get fucked nonstop by her girlfriend's friend group at a party only to get passed around by men the entire time
August 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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I don't post about dogfucking enough
August 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Whenever she gets high with her brothers she has the weirdest dreams. A lesbian wouldn't normally dream of being ravaged by cocks, but she just chalks it up to being crossfaded. And if she wakes up a bit sore, then it's probably just her imagination.
August 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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a pair of cute lesbians celebrating their anniversary together by taking turns shoving each other's heads into a man's crotch to help him fuck their throats 🥰
August 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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lesbian couple licking dick together remains top tier
August 17, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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She loves helping her girlfriends lose their gold stars #Threesome #Captions #GenderTraitor #Lesbian #Goth #Alt #Rough #Conversion #GoldStar
July 31, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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high energy dog :3
August 18, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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most of you
August 17, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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The purpose of a dyke is what she does.

What she does is get dicked down by men.
August 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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All that searching for a bathroom only to find it locked 🥀

Comm for @shadowsmut.bsky.social of their shark peeing themselves 🦈💦

#watersports #wetting #omorashi
April 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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August 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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'lesbian pride flag bikini' as a piece of RPG gear that has a stacking 'Subservience to Men' buff where you get an extra stack every time you're mansplained to, talked down to or objectified

'don't you mean debuff' no 💖
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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"My girlfriend is fine."

Your girlfriend rubs herself while deep-throating a dildo to audio of a man calling her a dirty broken dyke. Sometimes she cums while imagining you right beside her with your throat getting rammed too
March 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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the best yuri ships involve a fat hairy man cucking one of the girls in front of the other
July 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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A magic sentient doll shop which operates like a build-a-bear. The customer gets to attach their favorite parts together to form the ideal toy for them to use as they please, choosing heads, upper bodies, lower bodies, voices, and even an optional pre-made personality.
August 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Toph Beifong
August 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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cumming in their mouth as a form of greeting
August 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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He's done this numerous times but he's finally been caught in the act

Turns out growing in size makes a difference

#nsfw #furrynsfw #pokemonnsfw #umbreon
April 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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this is what happens to the cheerleaders of losing teams btw~~😳

they get their names taken away, their uniforms stained, and their minds brainwashed into obedient slaves for the winners~!😵‍💫

after all, losers are meant to, like, totally submit to winners, arent they~??💗💅✨️
August 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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new couples therapy idea:😍

brainwash the GF into a slutty fuckdoll, and turn the BF into a girl~!!😵‍💫♀️
then fuck them both together~!!💦🥵

teehee~😋

isnt that, like, suuch a cutee ideaa~??🥰
August 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM