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dogpawsswapgod
@dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
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whispering into the void for therapeutic reasons. no terfs

💪🏻🧁 Arcane fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/users/dogpawsswapgod/works

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dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
this is an honest to god security question i was offered when setting up yet another patient portal profile today (5 security questions were required)
"why does the sky look blue to you?" "where in the world is Waldo?" "what is your favorite film?'
September 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
Hurt Me Gorgar punching the machines!

ok, I'll see myself out 🤸🏼‍♀️
Gorgar was the first talking pinball machine with a vocabulary of seven words: Gorgar, Beat, You, Me, Hurt, Got. The words could be combined together for different phrases.
September 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
lesbian jaunt thru the Nova Scotia dykelands after a week of rain
my sailor on a beautiful day in the Nova Scotia dykelands
September 10, 2026 at 11:43 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
the bot that writes letterboxd actor profiles has a dark sense of humor
screenshot of Wagner Moura's letterboxd profile identifying him as "part of a movement that seeks positive representation for South Americans" before immediately moving on to his "international attention and critical acclaim for his portrayal of drug trafficker Pablo Escobar"
August 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
@kenjennings.bsky.social officially recognized by bsky as a Trans+Queer Shitposter. happy pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
a post by Ken Jennings labeled "From Trans+Queer Shitposters"
June 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
pink cherry blossoms and green leaves. Providence RI
April 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
springtime in Providence RI is peak
cherry blossoms and a blue sky in Providence RI
April 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
crazy in love these days. being a lesbian is dope!
two ladies holding hands but it's just their hands
March 26, 2026 at 4:06 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
Beverly & i send our love
a tuxedo cat with a pink nose sleeping all curled up like
March 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
neighbors in Mt Pleasant "sticking together" to shovel their unplowed street. still not plowed as of Wednesday night.
when will Clematis St in Mt Pleasant be plowed?
February 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
the ppl of PVD humbly petition the good @mayor.nyc.gov to launch a limited campaign of regime change to free us from the oppressive weight of piss poor municipal planning...

hoping future mayor @davidmoralespvd.bsky.social delivers where Smiley (not on bluesky, prob not even in town tbh) won't.
February 24, 2026 at 9:15 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
celebrating my 40th in bed with flu B
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
wanted to be extra sure so i asked my gf who drives boats for a living & it looks like you're right, JP, they coulda flipped a bitch in that thing no problem
Yeah, boat fact correct. It could've turned around in minutes! Probably 2-5min, to do a full 180? That's based on what I know about similarly sized modern cruise ships. The ship just wasn't aware of the iceberg until they were less than minutes away!
January 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
good vibes incoming! fallow blueberry fields in Canada & me & my sailor smooching in said blueberry fields! bonus baby cat! keep your head up!
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
me (right) & the lesbian whose heart i won this past spring by means of CaitVi fanfic & long conversations on discord. we're in love & it fucking rules
a late autumn field, yellow and brown, with a skinny tree bearing bright red apples. two shadows stand side-by-side
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
#smallpoemsunday
learned this weekend that Richard Wright wrote a book of haiku!

here's one i enjoyed this morning over coffee
a haiku by Richard Wright "7 "Make up your mind, Snail! "You are half inside your house, "And halfway out!"
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
my mama repping her papa at No Kings today
a photo of a woman at a No Kings rally. she holds a sign reading "he swore an oath to the constitution not a king" with a photo of a man in uniform.
October 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
two for one to help soothe your bad brain 🫶
September 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
You Will Ache Like I Ache
archiveofourown.org/works/687592...

Chapter 1: Fixation

What if CaitVi season 2 timeskip but It Gets Worse?

based on the art and concept of @astorkes.bsky.social

updates Saturdays & Sundays
CaitVi fan art by @astorkes. shows pit fighter Vi on the edge of a kiss with Cait, who's white blouse falls loose around her shoulders. she sits, Vi hands on her, her head tilted up. both their eyes are closed. their lips are on the verge of meeting. Vi's shoulders are smeared with black. pink shows thru the black of her hair. Cait's bun is messy, coming undone. one hand holds Vi's face. the colors are dark, moody. the line work evocative of charcoal figure drawing excerpt from chapter 1 of CaitVi It Gets Worse AU fanfic "You Will Ache Like I Ache" by dogpawsswapgod on AO3. it reads: Piltie’s Dog fights tonight. The crowd erupts and Cait’s eyes go searching, at first looking past the blackened figure standing in the center of the ring. The Commander is looking for a cheerful burst of bright pink hair and she only sees the angry, oily mop, hanging long and tangled down the chiseled back. The shoulders — smeared with grease — are broad and that’s familiar. Cait squints, looking closer. From under the grime, the axles reach and steam curls into the sweat-stained wraps around the forearms and hands of Violet.
August 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
The Handle Toward My Hand: archiveofourown.org/works/671325...

pit fighter Cait... what would it take? elder Isha... what would it cost?

based on the pit fighter Cait concept created by alexontoast.tumblr.com

a fully illustrated & complete CaitVi AU!
Arcane fanart by @alexontoast from CaitVi fanfic "The Handle Toward My Hand" by dogpawsswapgod on Ao3. depicts Caitlyn Kiramman as a pit fighter. she sits, her legs crossed, wearing black shorts and boots. Her chest is wrapped. Her hair is down and partially obscures her face, which, like her arms and chest, is smeared with black axle grease. She looks straight ahead, her chin raised. A sort of crown sits on her head. Arcane fanart by alexontoast, made for the collaboration CaitVi "pit fighter Cait" AU "The Handle Toward My Hand" written by dogpawsswapgod. depicts Vi, facing forward in her Enforcer uniform. She is flanked on her right and left by Jinx and Cait respectively. Each holds a bloody hand on her shoulder. In her other hand, Cait holds a vial of shimmer to her lips. Jinx holds aloft the smoke flare, which belches blue smoke. The smoke rises, along with the purple fumes of the shimmer, to form the specter of a terrible beast with pink glowing eyes looming overhead. the composition of the three women is evocative of the goddess Hecate an excerpt from the final chapter of Pit Fighter Cait Arcane fanfic "The Handle Toward My Hand" by dogpawsswapgod and alexontoast on AO3. it reads: The story surprises you. You recognize many of the names. You’re even a little incredulous about some of the claims she makes… Some of these events are downright historical. Things you grew up hearing about. Isha’s not exactly a shy person, nor a nobody. She’s a shameless gossip! And she has a near photographic memory. She runs half the show in the Sanctuary and she’s not what anyone would call humble. Why are you only hearing now… from her … that she was there for one of the events that changed the world?
August 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
The Handle Toward My Hand
archiveofourown.org/works/671325...

Pit fighter Cait... what would it take? What would it cost?

a collaboration with alexontoast.tumblr.com
Arcane fanart by alexontoast, made for the collaboration CaitVi "pit fighter Cait" AU "The Handle Toward My Hand" written by dogpawsswapgod. depicts a pink, fanged, wolf-like monster with brass claws and a brass, Shimmer-powered piston in its back. it approaches through a dark blue mineshaft. the support struts of the mine give the impression of prison bars. inset, Caitlyn Kiramman, her hair down, looks on in horror and disbelief. on the face of the monster, under the left eye, a tattoo reads "VI" Arcane fanart by alexontoast, made for the collaboration CaitVi "pit fighter Cait" AU "The Handle Toward My Hand" written by dogpawsswapgod. depicts Jinx. her hair is cut short, with a long fringe. she looks tired, worn out. the left side of her face is bruised and bloody an excerpt from chapter 6 of pit fighter Cait fanfic "The Handle Toward My Hand" by dogpawsswapgod and alexontoast on Ao3. it reads: Jinx’s face is twisted with anger. Her purple eyes burn into Cait and her sharp fingers dig into the flesh of Cait’s knees as she bears down, increasing the pressure against the other woman’s chest. Cait thrashes, screaming, howling. Her teeth bared, she snarls like a trapped animal. Jinx sees the glaze over Cait’s wild eyes, the dull pallor of her sunken face. Her veins bulge in her neck and forehead, the blood inside them aching for something that’s run dry. Jinx doesn’t deal in empathy or pity. She doesn’t give a damn that Cait is half-crazed by Shimmer withdrawal. She’s chosen this moment to settle the bad blood between them, and Jinx is always ready for a fight. Arcane fanart by alexontoast, made for the collaboration CaitVi "pit fighter Cait" AU "The Handle Toward My Hand" written by dogpawsswapgod. depicts Vi, facing forward in her Enforcer uniform. She is flanked on her right and left by Jinx and Cait respectively. Each holds a bloody hand on her shoulder. In her other hand, Cait holds a vial of shimmer to her lips. Jinx holds aloft the smoke flare, which belches blue smoke. The smoke rises, along with the purple fumes of the shimmer, to form the specter of a terrible beast with pink glowing eyes looming overhead. the composition of the three women is evocative of the goddess Hecate
July 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
no shit? that's crazy bc i buy all the same things every week!!!! what could be the reason for this increase in spending at the fucking grocery store?!?!?!
screenshot of a bank notice. reads: "Recent spending trend. Just and observation: you've spent more at Market Basket lately $263"
July 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The Handle Toward My Hand
archiveofourown.org/works/671325...

Pit fighter Cait... what would it take?

a collaboration w tumblr.com/alexontoast

first two chapters up! updates Saturdays & Sundays!
Arcane fanart by alexontoast. made for the collaboration CaitVi fic "The Handle Toward My Hand" written by dogpawsswapgod. depicts Jinx sitting at the edge of a propeller blade in her hideout. her braids are undone, her long blue hair pooled all around her. she clutches both hands over her broken heart, where rays of light burst in an explosion outward. she looks upward. her face is set with grief and resignation. behind her, the shadow of Isha's reaching hands can be seen an excerpt from chapter 2 of CaitVi fanfic "The Handle Toward My Hand" by dogpawsswapgod and alexontoast. it reads: "She peers at the monster looming over her, an almost sorrowful look on its distorted face. The grey eyes dart wildly, the clawed hands come up, covering the awful face. It roars, a choking cry, then whirls and tears away, swallowed by the elevator. Jinx trembles, confused. In her mind’s eye she sees the pair of red eyes dull to grey. Grey. Grey eyes rimmed with fear. Her sister’s eyes."
July 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
The Handle Toward My Hand

Ch 1 archiveofourown.org/works/67132588

Pit fighter Cait... what would it take?

a CaitVi fic/art collaboration w tumblr.com/alexontoast
Arcane fanart by alexontoast, made for the collaboration CaitVi "pit fighter Cait" AU "The Handle Toward My Hand" written by dogpawsswapgod. depicts Vi, facing forward in her Enforcer uniform. She is flanked on her right and left by Jinx and Cait respectively. Each holds a bloody hand on her shoulder. In her other hand, Cait holds a vial of shimmer to her lips. Jinx holds aloft the smoke flare, which belches blue smoke. The smoke rises, along with the purple fumes of the shimmer, to form the specter of a terrible beast with pink glowing eyes looming overhead. the composition of the three women is evocative of the goddess Hecate excerpt from "The Handle Toward My Hand" by alexontoast and dogpawsswapgod on Ao3. reads: "“Trade,” the voice rasps through the rusted grate that serves as a window to this makeshift kiosk. The face it belongs to is obscured behind a mask, only a set of pointed teeth under chapped and shriveled lips visible in the low green light. Two shaking hands, wrapped tight in soiled silk gauze, grip the leather strap possessively, twisting it, uncertain. Holding too hard, pain shoots through the mangled knuckles and up the bruised arms. A reminder of why she’s here, why she’s doing this. Is she really doing this?"
July 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
dogpawsswapgod.bsky.social
untitled poem of lesbian yearning
from "lovesick series" by me (i am unwell)
another gay poem by dogpawsswapgod about lesbian yearning. it reads: it’s 7:32am and she’s smiling again (through the screen) at me! slurping coffee, overflowing, at her mug’s wide lip. i’m jealous of a liquid! and coveting what that ceramic vessel knows of her kiss. it’s 11:11 and my palms are together in prayer begging: “please give me to this woman! please!” (but for this bum hip, i’d be on my knees!)
June 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM