bro looks like the aphex twin logo
September 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
bro looks like the aphex twin logo
Crowder could never replace Kirk cause bro would somehow accidentally shoot himself
September 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Crowder could never replace Kirk cause bro would somehow accidentally shoot himself
Shadow Operative: Mr Trump, the Birthday Book is being circulated on the internet
Trump: Are people reading it?
Operative: yes my liege, there’s a Google doc
Trump: …kill Charlie Kirk. Make it look like a tranny did it.
Operative: yes my liege.
Trump: Are people reading it?
Operative: yes my liege, there’s a Google doc
Trump: …kill Charlie Kirk. Make it look like a tranny did it.
Operative: yes my liege.
September 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Shadow Operative: Mr Trump, the Birthday Book is being circulated on the internet
Trump: Are people reading it?
Operative: yes my liege, there’s a Google doc
Trump: …kill Charlie Kirk. Make it look like a tranny did it.
Operative: yes my liege.
Trump: Are people reading it?
Operative: yes my liege, there’s a Google doc
Trump: …kill Charlie Kirk. Make it look like a tranny did it.
Operative: yes my liege.
remembering the time i found this prius on the streets of LA with BOLSONARO emblazoned on the bumper
September 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
remembering the time i found this prius on the streets of LA with BOLSONARO emblazoned on the bumper
trump’s face isn’t drooping; it’s at half-mast in honor of charlie kirk’s death
September 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
trump’s face isn’t drooping; it’s at half-mast in honor of charlie kirk’s death
WHAT DO YOU MEAN STEVEN CROWDER WAS THE WSJ’S SOURCE?!?!
like you should do this every day imo
but like especially w/the WSJ headline that just dropped we're all probably going to be having a bit of one today
but like especially w/the WSJ headline that just dropped we're all probably going to be having a bit of one today
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN STEVEN CROWDER WAS THE WSJ’S SOURCE?!?!
So like, Trump hired a guy to shoot Charlie to distract from the birthday book right??
September 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So like, Trump hired a guy to shoot Charlie to distract from the birthday book right??
can yall watch him while I go smoke??
September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
can yall watch him while I go smoke??
the “would you kill Hitler as a baby” conundrum is so weird cause if you have a time machine you could literally just kill him at 18. you do not have to kill a baby.
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the “would you kill Hitler as a baby” conundrum is so weird cause if you have a time machine you could literally just kill him at 18. you do not have to kill a baby.
BREAKING: investigators in Utah found a silver butt-plug left at the scene with the engravings “this machine kills fascists” and “im totally transgender and not a highly trained CIA operative, please believe me”
September 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
BREAKING: investigators in Utah found a silver butt-plug left at the scene with the engravings “this machine kills fascists” and “im totally transgender and not a highly trained CIA operative, please believe me”
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George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”
My life highkey goated
September 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My life highkey goated
hi im normal now
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
hi im normal now
The reason why they can't find the killer is because he was a time traveler sent back to stop a very grim alternate future.
September 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The reason why they can't find the killer is because he was a time traveler sent back to stop a very grim alternate future.
After everything, at least Charlie died doing what he believed in: getting shot
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
After everything, at least Charlie died doing what he believed in: getting shot
The only way this could be funnier is if it happened 24 hours later
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The only way this could be funnier is if it happened 24 hours later
George: they had a kiss cam at a $100 Coldplay concert…
Jerry: kiss cam at a concert? What is this baseball?
George: it’s a Coldplay concert!!
Jerry: and they’re showing strangers kissing??
George: yup!
Jerry: on the Jumbotron?
George: it’s a kiss cam Jerry!!
Jerry: a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert…
Jerry: kiss cam at a concert? What is this baseball?
George: it’s a Coldplay concert!!
Jerry: and they’re showing strangers kissing??
George: yup!
Jerry: on the Jumbotron?
George: it’s a kiss cam Jerry!!
Jerry: a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert…
July 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
George: they had a kiss cam at a $100 Coldplay concert…
Jerry: kiss cam at a concert? What is this baseball?
George: it’s a Coldplay concert!!
Jerry: and they’re showing strangers kissing??
George: yup!
Jerry: on the Jumbotron?
George: it’s a kiss cam Jerry!!
Jerry: a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert…
Jerry: kiss cam at a concert? What is this baseball?
George: it’s a Coldplay concert!!
Jerry: and they’re showing strangers kissing??
George: yup!
Jerry: on the Jumbotron?
George: it’s a kiss cam Jerry!!
Jerry: a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert…
Stop discriminating; cis women can be AGP too!!!
July 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Stop discriminating; cis women can be AGP too!!!
Congratulations!! The surgery was a success!!! Now instead of looking like a beautiful trans woman, you look like a mid-average cis woman. Yayyyy!!!!
July 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Congratulations!! The surgery was a success!!! Now instead of looking like a beautiful trans woman, you look like a mid-average cis woman. Yayyyy!!!!
trans girls wear pants for the first time in 3 years and suddenly they intersex
June 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
trans girls wear pants for the first time in 3 years and suddenly they intersex
tech bros watching elon and trump fight on twitter
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
tech bros watching elon and trump fight on twitter
Uhmmm actuallyyyy sorryyy butttt we’ve voted you off the tran knee refugee boat. We’ve been talking, aaaand the fact you’re dating one of my exes just makes me uncomfortable. You’ll have to stay here and get hate crimed to death with everyone else. Hope you understand!! 🫶🏻
June 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Uhmmm actuallyyyy sorryyy butttt we’ve voted you off the tran knee refugee boat. We’ve been talking, aaaand the fact you’re dating one of my exes just makes me uncomfortable. You’ll have to stay here and get hate crimed to death with everyone else. Hope you understand!! 🫶🏻