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Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero
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June 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Seems to me this is a problem we can fix
June 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I can’t wait to get tattooed next month 💕
June 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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these are getting weird
June 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Idk how we get the right people to hear this, but Reese’s Cups are absolute garbage now. Why do they burn my throat now?? Trash, and these were my favorite.
February 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I hate Jamie Oliver
February 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Cuomo can say Kościuszko but not Mamdani?
October 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There’s something wild about taking a sick/mental health day, then finding out your pay is being docked for the day lol
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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RIP Drew Struzan
October 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Orlando has a Ch*rlie K*rk Memorial Highway, in case anyone needed to know how insane this state is
October 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
British person drinking a pickle milkshake near me “It’s got a kick!”

Fucking kill me
October 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Warning: "Human Piñata" is exactly what it sounds like, and that means it's pretty gnarly 🪅

#CrowdControl @pftompkins.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It’s only Thursday 😭
September 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I did, in fact, get to sign for my package at the apartment. A christmas miracle
September 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Time to play “Will the FedEx driver knock on my apartment door so I can sign for my package?”
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Orange iPhone day is Friday 🍊
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Embarrassing: the guy in the Cracker Barrel logo just came out in favor of universal basic income
August 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Counterpoint: no it doesn’t you fuckin moron
August 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When I used to have Fbook, three of my friends were having a convo in the pic comments of a photo they all used as their prof picture. I thought it would be funny to change mine to the same and try and join the convo. They did not find it funny lol
August 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵

An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
August 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM