Twink Lobotomy
@dontcallmeabottom.northsky.social
Vaguely experienced in homosexuality
He/they in the unusual way
He/they in the unusual way
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the tower of babel is one of my personal heroes. i also want to make sinners see god and then forget how to speak
September 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
the tower of babel is one of my personal heroes. i also want to make sinners see god and then forget how to speak
Its payback time, you son of a bitch! You killed my wife and now I will kick your ass at Settlers of Catan
September 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Its payback time, you son of a bitch! You killed my wife and now I will kick your ass at Settlers of Catan
I have acquired my preciouses (chicken tenders out of a bag that I threw in the oven for 10-30 minutes). You should avert your eyes if you do not wish to see things that you will be unable to explain
September 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I have acquired my preciouses (chicken tenders out of a bag that I threw in the oven for 10-30 minutes). You should avert your eyes if you do not wish to see things that you will be unable to explain
Any pizza is deep dish pizza once I get my hands on it
September 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Any pizza is deep dish pizza once I get my hands on it
Men’s underwear packaging is either guy wearing nothing but underwear with the largest bulge you’ve ever seen or a model with no pants wearing an otherwise normal outfit. That second type of packaging is obviously for penis shy men, because often only the model’s torso and up is visible
September 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Men’s underwear packaging is either guy wearing nothing but underwear with the largest bulge you’ve ever seen or a model with no pants wearing an otherwise normal outfit. That second type of packaging is obviously for penis shy men, because often only the model’s torso and up is visible
Get yourself a man who will use “whereas” while flirting with you
September 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Get yourself a man who will use “whereas” while flirting with you
Fuck Seth Fucking Moulton. That little bitch can lick my nuts.
September 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Fuck Seth Fucking Moulton. That little bitch can lick my nuts.
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COLUMBO: oh, you're a poster? my wife, she loves to post. always telling me her little jokes. mind reading me one of yours?
ME: um. "bouncing on it innocently. bouncing on it with an ironclad alibi"
COLUMBO: oh that's a good one. i just wonder... why'd you post that 2 hours before the murder?
ME: um. "bouncing on it innocently. bouncing on it with an ironclad alibi"
COLUMBO: oh that's a good one. i just wonder... why'd you post that 2 hours before the murder?
August 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
COLUMBO: oh, you're a poster? my wife, she loves to post. always telling me her little jokes. mind reading me one of yours?
ME: um. "bouncing on it innocently. bouncing on it with an ironclad alibi"
COLUMBO: oh that's a good one. i just wonder... why'd you post that 2 hours before the murder?
ME: um. "bouncing on it innocently. bouncing on it with an ironclad alibi"
COLUMBO: oh that's a good one. i just wonder... why'd you post that 2 hours before the murder?
I am straight up sorkin it right now. I am walking and talking and being the most annoying motherfucker on the planet.
August 23, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I am straight up sorkin it right now. I am walking and talking and being the most annoying motherfucker on the planet.
Millennials are killing the sword in stone industry. It’s like no one even cares about the rightful ruler of Britainnia anymore
August 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Millennials are killing the sword in stone industry. It’s like no one even cares about the rightful ruler of Britainnia anymore
Taking an edible and walking around ikea to microdose home ownership
August 15, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Taking an edible and walking around ikea to microdose home ownership
Speaking from first hand experience, women love a man who is a little damp
August 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Speaking from first hand experience, women love a man who is a little damp
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From my observations thus far there are two main ingredients in French cuisine: butter and time. These occasionally are accompanied by other ingredients but not always.
#learningtocook
#learningtocook
August 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
From my observations thus far there are two main ingredients in French cuisine: butter and time. These occasionally are accompanied by other ingredients but not always.
#learningtocook
#learningtocook
Pre-movie commercial are wild. Just saw an ad for the concept of closets
August 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Pre-movie commercial are wild. Just saw an ad for the concept of closets
I obviously empathize greatly with the number 7. I too am known chiefly for my gluttony
August 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I obviously empathize greatly with the number 7. I too am known chiefly for my gluttony
She huddle on my mass until I yearn to breathe free
August 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
She huddle on my mass until I yearn to breathe free
If anyone knows any hot and sexy werewolves hit me up. I’m not interested. I just want to know about y’all’s taste in wretched creatures punished by the moon
August 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
If anyone knows any hot and sexy werewolves hit me up. I’m not interested. I just want to know about y’all’s taste in wretched creatures punished by the moon
Chat I’m gonna be real with you all. I kinda really hate capitalism. I hate feeling like half a person because my labor is not apparently worth enough to live on.
July 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Chat I’m gonna be real with you all. I kinda really hate capitalism. I hate feeling like half a person because my labor is not apparently worth enough to live on.
Just saw a boosted pickup truck driving below the speed limit AMA
July 27, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Just saw a boosted pickup truck driving below the speed limit AMA
One thing about me is that you will never catch me pissing
July 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
One thing about me is that you will never catch me pissing
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The Party told you to reject the rizzmaxxing of your nonbinary polycule. It was their final, most rizzmaxxing command.
July 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
The Party told you to reject the rizzmaxxing of your nonbinary polycule. It was their final, most rizzmaxxing command.
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I shouldn't be surprised that the bourgeoisie have no idea how chemical plants work, since the bourgeoisie don't work lol
July 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I shouldn't be surprised that the bourgeoisie have no idea how chemical plants work, since the bourgeoisie don't work lol
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Perhaps it’s time to stop looking at the news so I don’t get spoilers for the Cannes Film Festival best documentary 2032
I think it’s generally unhealthy that I’m living through a time where I can’t turn on the news without seeing things that will be clips in documentaries 20 years from now
June 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Perhaps it’s time to stop looking at the news so I don’t get spoilers for the Cannes Film Festival best documentary 2032
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Let’s add in Sam Alito while we’re at it
Feel like shit rn. Just need Clarence Thomas to die
Feel like shit rn. Just need Henry Kissinger to die
June 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Let’s add in Sam Alito while we’re at it