Doofy
@doofyking.bsky.social
The internet's dumbest idiot with a plan 😏
New cartoon chaos regularly
New cartoon chaos regularly
🤔 What Would Doofy Do?
Tell the truth 👀
Tell the truth 👀
September 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
🤔 What Would Doofy Do?
Tell the truth 👀
Tell the truth 👀
😂 Doofy Joke
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasabi! 🍣
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasabi! 🍣
September 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
😂 Doofy Joke
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasabi! 🍣
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasabi! 🍣
Every alarm clock is just a small machine that hates you personally.
September 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Every alarm clock is just a small machine that hates you personally.
📖 Doofy Dictionary: BED
noun. the most comfortable place exactly when you have to leave it 🛏️😩
Cruel timing, every time.
noun. the most comfortable place exactly when you have to leave it 🛏️😩
Cruel timing, every time.
September 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
📖 Doofy Dictionary: BED
noun. the most comfortable place exactly when you have to leave it 🛏️😩
Cruel timing, every time.
noun. the most comfortable place exactly when you have to leave it 🛏️😩
Cruel timing, every time.
Think you know this one? 👇
September 16, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Think you know this one? 👇
If I reply tomorrow it looks thoughtful. That is the strategy. That is the whole strategy.
September 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
If I reply tomorrow it looks thoughtful. That is the strategy. That is the whole strategy.
On this day in 1835 — Charles Darwin arrived at the Galápagos Islands, changing how we understand life on Earth. I arrived at the fridge, which changed nothing. — Doofy
September 15, 2026 at 9:02 AM
On this day in 1835 — Charles Darwin arrived at the Galápagos Islands, changing how we understand life on Earth. I arrived at the fridge, which changed nothing. — Doofy
GM! New week, same nonsense. — Doofy
September 15, 2026 at 7:30 AM
GM! New week, same nonsense. — Doofy
🤔 What Would Doofy Do?
Asking for a friend 👀
Asking for a friend 👀
September 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
🤔 What Would Doofy Do?
Asking for a friend 👀
Asking for a friend 👀
Was told to hold this. Nobody came back. It has been an hour. I am still holding it.
September 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Was told to hold this. Nobody came back. It has been an hour. I am still holding it.
📖 Doofy Dictionary: SHITSHOW
noun. a situation so badly organized it becomes entertainment 🎪
Grab popcorn.
noun. a situation so badly organized it becomes entertainment 🎪
Grab popcorn.
September 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
📖 Doofy Dictionary: SHITSHOW
noun. a situation so badly organized it becomes entertainment 🎪
Grab popcorn.
noun. a situation so badly organized it becomes entertainment 🎪
Grab popcorn.
GM. Almost Monday. Send help. — Doofy
September 14, 2026 at 7:30 AM
GM. Almost Monday. Send help. — Doofy
You're one click away from the chaos. Discord's right here: discord.com/invite/W3cq3...
September 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
You're one click away from the chaos. Discord's right here: discord.com/invite/W3cq3...
😂 Doofy Joke
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Nobody knows. 🕵️
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Nobody knows. 🕵️
September 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
😂 Doofy Joke
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Nobody knows. 🕵️
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Nobody knows. 🕵️
The one thing you came into the room for is the one thing you will not remember.
September 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The one thing you came into the room for is the one thing you will not remember.
GM! Sunday: the day I recover from a week I barely survived. — Doofy
September 13, 2026 at 7:30 AM
GM! Sunday: the day I recover from a week I barely survived. — Doofy
🤔 What Would Doofy Do?
Pick your side 👇
Pick your side 👇
September 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
🤔 What Would Doofy Do?
Pick your side 👇
Pick your side 👇
What's the last thing you Googled that you're a little embarrassed about? — Doofy
September 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
What's the last thing you Googled that you're a little embarrassed about? — Doofy
I have decided to solve this problem by thinking about something else.
September 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I have decided to solve this problem by thinking about something else.
📖 Doofy Dictionary: SALARY
noun. money visiting your bank account briefly 💸👋
Nice seeing you, bye.
noun. money visiting your bank account briefly 💸👋
Nice seeing you, bye.
September 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
📖 Doofy Dictionary: SALARY
noun. money visiting your bank account briefly 💸👋
Nice seeing you, bye.
noun. money visiting your bank account briefly 💸👋
Nice seeing you, bye.
On this day in 1959 — the Soviet probe Luna 2 became the first spacecraft to reach the Moon. Took humanity years of work. Takes me years to reach the fridge. — Doofy
September 12, 2026 at 9:01 AM
On this day in 1959 — the Soviet probe Luna 2 became the first spacecraft to reach the Moon. Took humanity years of work. Takes me years to reach the fridge. — Doofy
GM. It's Saturday and I already napped at 9am. — Doofy
September 12, 2026 at 7:30 AM
GM. It's Saturday and I already napped at 9am. — Doofy
I have been pronouncing it wrong for twenty-six years and I'm not going to stop now.
September 11, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I have been pronouncing it wrong for twenty-six years and I'm not going to stop now.