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you are being pretty laissez-faire about the danger zone, I have to say. I would like you to get your head in the game. we are about to go into the -danger zone-.
August 21, 2026 at 11:36 AM
you are being pretty laissez-faire about the danger zone, I have to say. I would like you to get your head in the game. we are about to go into the -danger zone-.
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here is your horoscope for today
April 28, 2026 at 12:09 PM
here is your horoscope for today
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I am giving up being a dumb butch for Lent.
February 21, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I am giving up being a dumb butch for Lent.
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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Legend of the Mole-Man
July 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Legend of the Mole-Man
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When someone comes over to chat while I'm eating
May 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
When someone comes over to chat while I'm eating
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DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN TWO TOYS
April 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
DO YOU HAVE MORE THAN TWO TOYS
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never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"
April 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash"
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Happy Perfect Date Day to all who celebrate
April 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy Perfect Date Day to all who celebrate
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¿TRES leches?
¿En esta economía?
¿En esta economía?
April 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
¿TRES leches?
¿En esta economía?
¿En esta economía?
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Think of Trump's tariffs as a COVID lockdown, but for goods rather than people.
Trump's tariffs are the new COVID shutdown | Opinion
Our standard of living will fall unless Republicans stop President Trump's tariff madness.
www.indystar.com
April 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Think of Trump's tariffs as a COVID lockdown, but for goods rather than people.
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75 countries? In the middle of a tariff war? All wanting to speak to the president to kiss his ass? May I see it?
WH: No.
WH: No.
New on @MSNBC: The White House will not release the list of 75 countries that have reached out on trade deals, despite requests from NBC News.
April 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
75 countries? In the middle of a tariff war? All wanting to speak to the president to kiss his ass? May I see it?
WH: No.
WH: No.
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I'm a work, but not in progress.
April 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm a work, but not in progress.
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What are Andor developments you are looking forward to?
Watch for citizens of the Empire turn to PalpaCoin speculation after their life savings are erased by the Empire's bizarre trade policies.
Watch for citizens of the Empire turn to PalpaCoin speculation after their life savings are erased by the Empire's bizarre trade policies.
April 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
What are Andor developments you are looking forward to?
Watch for citizens of the Empire turn to PalpaCoin speculation after their life savings are erased by the Empire's bizarre trade policies.
Watch for citizens of the Empire turn to PalpaCoin speculation after their life savings are erased by the Empire's bizarre trade policies.
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Try not. Live mas, or nada live mas. There is no try.
February 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Try not. Live mas, or nada live mas. There is no try.
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All Carvel corporate employees must return to the office at least 3 days a week
October 2, 2024 at 10:23 PM
All Carvel corporate employees must return to the office at least 3 days a week
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People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves
April 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves