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Laugh at the people who thought that was sustainable.
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Laugh at the people who thought that was sustainable.
September 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Laugh at the people who thought that was sustainable.
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Laugh at the people who thought that was sustainable.
Polar Bear spotting in Central Indiana. Send help.
August 28, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Polar Bear spotting in Central Indiana. Send help.
Your date picker on your website sucks. Just let people type the date. The end.
August 28, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Your date picker on your website sucks. Just let people type the date. The end.
I’ve never seen such even pepperoni distribution on a frozen pizza.
August 28, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I’ve never seen such even pepperoni distribution on a frozen pizza.
“I swear you’ve never been to this festival dear”
August 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
“I swear you’ve never been to this festival dear”
I have returned to my home planet.
August 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I have returned to my home planet.
Y’all, this family in Cape Fear could’ve wrapped shit up by episode 3.
August 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Y’all, this family in Cape Fear could’ve wrapped shit up by episode 3.
Made 5-Spice bbqshort ribs on the Traeger. Much success.
July 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Made 5-Spice bbqshort ribs on the Traeger. Much success.
Weather turned out perfect for Johnny Cougar.
July 19, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Weather turned out perfect for Johnny Cougar.
Highly Suspect ticket acquired for September in Indy.
July 17, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Highly Suspect ticket acquired for September in Indy.
You know, maybe don’t bring your wagon stroller somewhere where you can’t navigate it… just a thought.
Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud
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July 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
You know, maybe don’t bring your wagon stroller somewhere where you can’t navigate it… just a thought.
Made a fat fingered/special dialing wand comment in a Teams channel at work which isn’t getting the recognition it deserves. Maybe HR is just preparing the paperwork…
July 10, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Made a fat fingered/special dialing wand comment in a Teams channel at work which isn’t getting the recognition it deserves. Maybe HR is just preparing the paperwork…
I also spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. Takes a long time with these:
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July 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I also spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. Takes a long time with these:
Do the team parents bring Capri Suns for the players during the hydration breaks?
July 7, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Do the team parents bring Capri Suns for the players during the hydration breaks?
The US should score more and let Belgium score less. Follow for more detailed futbol analysis.
July 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The US should score more and let Belgium score less. Follow for more detailed futbol analysis.
DR Congo almost handing England their largest defeat in almost 250 years. Great effort by them.
July 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
DR Congo almost handing England their largest defeat in almost 250 years. Great effort by them.
Trump is gonna be big mad when he finds out the United States has to play two countries at the same time in the round of 32.
June 26, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Trump is gonna be big mad when he finds out the United States has to play two countries at the same time in the round of 32.
The existence of Dick’s in this timeline implies… a Richard’s in an alternate timeline.
June 25, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The existence of Dick’s in this timeline implies… a Richard’s in an alternate timeline.
Shout out to this hero who always parks this way by the speed bump near Best Buy in Carmel/Westfield so that people have to take their precious cars over the speed bump.
June 23, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Shout out to this hero who always parks this way by the speed bump near Best Buy in Carmel/Westfield so that people have to take their precious cars over the speed bump.
Watching someone score the first World Cup goal for their country is my favorite new hobby.
June 18, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Watching someone score the first World Cup goal for their country is my favorite new hobby.
TIL Hoosiers also pronounce Galveston incorrectly. They sure do love to come up with random pronunciations of city names.
June 16, 2026 at 10:05 PM
TIL Hoosiers also pronounce Galveston incorrectly. They sure do love to come up with random pronunciations of city names.
If i had a way to time travel, my first destination would be a year in the future so I don’t have to hear anything about the K n i c k s.
June 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
If i had a way to time travel, my first destination would be a year in the future so I don’t have to hear anything about the K n i c k s.
The number of delivery and rideshare drivers that miss turns into our neighborhood is baffling to me. My tater tot levels are dangerously low and I can’t possibly be expected to wait 3 extra minutes
June 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The number of delivery and rideshare drivers that miss turns into our neighborhood is baffling to me. My tater tot levels are dangerously low and I can’t possibly be expected to wait 3 extra minutes