@dortokay.bsky.social
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survival of the fittest
September 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
survival of the fittest
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Fall and his evil brother Out
August 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Fall and his evil brother Out
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the real issue with the internet in 2026 is nobody talks about Domo-kun anymore.
August 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
the real issue with the internet in 2026 is nobody talks about Domo-kun anymore.
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Vaccines save lives.
And no, they do not cause autism.
And no, they do not cause autism.
July 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Vaccines save lives.
And no, they do not cause autism.
And no, they do not cause autism.
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Don't open the #NintendoToday app I fucked up real bad and I'm absolutely getting fired.
July 25, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Don't open the #NintendoToday app I fucked up real bad and I'm absolutely getting fired.
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ape escape (1999)
July 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
ape escape (1999)
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ass out
flower ate
this is how i like pollinate
flower ate
this is how i like pollinate
July 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
ass out
flower ate
this is how i like pollinate
flower ate
this is how i like pollinate
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This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
July 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!
July 12, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
July 12, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Your new go-to outfits just sprouted! 🌱
Available in store and online exclusively at Hot Topic.
Available in store and online exclusively at Hot Topic.
July 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Your new go-to outfits just sprouted! 🌱
Available in store and online exclusively at Hot Topic.
Available in store and online exclusively at Hot Topic.
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I could see it in a library maybe
July 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I could see it in a library maybe
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haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
July 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
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>parents split up
>theyre not looking for clues
>theyre not looking for clues
July 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
>parents split up
>theyre not looking for clues
>theyre not looking for clues
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Glup Shitto as a character is genderqueer-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
June 25, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Glup Shitto as a character is genderqueer-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
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*alternate timeline where George Lucas is a Minion*
GEORGE LUCAS DRIVING THE TINIEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH GRU'S LAIR: Whaaat? Ta ptt y'all cono cama ba? Banana! Gahahaha!
*starts playing Happy so hard that it causes Minion 9/11*
GEORGE LUCAS DRIVING THE TINIEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH GRU'S LAIR: Whaaat? Ta ptt y'all cono cama ba? Banana! Gahahaha!
*starts playing Happy so hard that it causes Minion 9/11*
June 19, 2026 at 10:04 PM
*alternate timeline where George Lucas is a Minion*
GEORGE LUCAS DRIVING THE TINIEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH GRU'S LAIR: Whaaat? Ta ptt y'all cono cama ba? Banana! Gahahaha!
*starts playing Happy so hard that it causes Minion 9/11*
GEORGE LUCAS DRIVING THE TINIEST CAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN THROUGH GRU'S LAIR: Whaaat? Ta ptt y'all cono cama ba? Banana! Gahahaha!
*starts playing Happy so hard that it causes Minion 9/11*
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Wario: Mona, it's pride month. You know what that means.
Mona: Huh? What? Do you want us to make like, gay microgames? What
Mona: Huh? What? Do you want us to make like, gay microgames? What
June 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Wario: Mona, it's pride month. You know what that means.
Mona: Huh? What? Do you want us to make like, gay microgames? What
Mona: Huh? What? Do you want us to make like, gay microgames? What
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Ready to dunk it, Penn & Teller style?
The cult classic Nintendo DS game Penn & Teller's Shithead Basketball makes it's way to the Nintendo Switch 2, with an all new HD remaster, bringing with it new play controls with the Joy-Con 2's Mouse Mode and new recorded lines from the magicians themselves.
The cult classic Nintendo DS game Penn & Teller's Shithead Basketball makes it's way to the Nintendo Switch 2, with an all new HD remaster, bringing with it new play controls with the Joy-Con 2's Mouse Mode and new recorded lines from the magicians themselves.
May 26, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Ready to dunk it, Penn & Teller style?
The cult classic Nintendo DS game Penn & Teller's Shithead Basketball makes it's way to the Nintendo Switch 2, with an all new HD remaster, bringing with it new play controls with the Joy-Con 2's Mouse Mode and new recorded lines from the magicians themselves.
The cult classic Nintendo DS game Penn & Teller's Shithead Basketball makes it's way to the Nintendo Switch 2, with an all new HD remaster, bringing with it new play controls with the Joy-Con 2's Mouse Mode and new recorded lines from the magicians themselves.
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a woke man in a chud place can make all the difference in the world, dr. freeman
May 25, 2026 at 9:38 PM
a woke man in a chud place can make all the difference in the world, dr. freeman