Douglas Fir
@douglasfir.bsky.social
Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.
This poor guy. I think about this all the time
#OnThisDay Oct 8 1956: Southdale, the first fully enclosed shopping mall in the world, opens in Edina Minnesota. Austrian-American Architect Victor Gruen designed it to be "the town square lost since the coming of the automobile and the center of a new civilization."
October 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
This poor guy. I think about this all the time
As soon as they get a big ten football 1995-2015 jeopardy though, watch out America
Lol my wife convinced me to take the ESPN Jeopardy test and I maybe got 5 out of 50 right.
October 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
As soon as they get a big ten football 1995-2015 jeopardy though, watch out America
If Minnesota beats Michigan tomorrow I vow to kick 1 (one) person in the chest out of excitement
October 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
If Minnesota beats Michigan tomorrow I vow to kick 1 (one) person in the chest out of excitement
Devo "Uncontrollable Urge" (ABC TV 1980)
YouTube video by Paul Parducci (FlikBox)
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October 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
If I were 0-2 with losses to UMass and BC I too would fake a punt every now and then
September 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
If I were 0-2 with losses to UMass and BC I too would fake a punt every now and then
I’m extremely jealous of the people at this Rutgers game, and I wish I was kidding.
September 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I’m extremely jealous of the people at this Rutgers game, and I wish I was kidding.
Pleased to announce that my voice has been aged/harmed into the exact right pitch to fucking HOWL “closer” by NIN in the correct key. And they say cigarettes kill. Yeah, kill this song next time I’m at karaoke
September 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Pleased to announce that my voice has been aged/harmed into the exact right pitch to fucking HOWL “closer” by NIN in the correct key. And they say cigarettes kill. Yeah, kill this song next time I’m at karaoke
Welcome to the World of Plastic Beach
YouTube video by Gorillaz
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September 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
You know I don’t like to tell tales out of school, but it seems like the average Mississippi state fan is the kind of smart that thinks you “drive the canoe from the front” if you catch my drift.
September 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
You know I don’t like to tell tales out of school, but it seems like the average Mississippi state fan is the kind of smart that thinks you “drive the canoe from the front” if you catch my drift.
Vanilla Fudge "You Keep Me Hangin' On" on The Ed Sullivan Show
YouTube video by The Ed Sullivan Show
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August 27, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Radiohead wrote Dollars and Cents and buried it 8 tracks deep on their least popular album so no you don’t really need to tell everyone about that thing you did at work that was just doing your job.
August 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Radiohead wrote Dollars and Cents and buried it 8 tracks deep on their least popular album so no you don’t really need to tell everyone about that thing you did at work that was just doing your job.
I don’t know how to explain the joy I got from going to a wedding last weekend with my childhood (and current) friends other than this. I woke up without stress related TMJ or neck pain for the first time in 6 months.. and I danced so hard my sciatica was back.
August 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I don’t know how to explain the joy I got from going to a wedding last weekend with my childhood (and current) friends other than this. I woke up without stress related TMJ or neck pain for the first time in 6 months.. and I danced so hard my sciatica was back.
Gorillaz - The Moon Cave live at SNL
YouTube video by Gorillaz Expresso
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August 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Told a 23 year old coworker that I would talk about Taylor Swift when she was ready to talk about Devo and the look she gave me will sustain me FOREVER.
August 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Told a 23 year old coworker that I would talk about Taylor Swift when she was ready to talk about Devo and the look she gave me will sustain me FOREVER.
Of all the smashing pumpkins riffs to ever smash pumpkins nothing smashes more pumpkins than this riff from the smashing pumpkins
youtu.be/qVuN2qTCg0Y?...
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Where Boys Fear To Tread (Remastered 2012)
YouTube video by The Smashing Pumpkins - Topic
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July 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Of all the smashing pumpkins riffs to ever smash pumpkins nothing smashes more pumpkins than this riff from the smashing pumpkins
youtu.be/qVuN2qTCg0Y?...
youtu.be/qVuN2qTCg0Y?...
This is the worst fucking night at the museum yet
July 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This is the worst fucking night at the museum yet
The funniest thing is this rich fucking loser from Texas Tech has put Ted Cruz in another dumbass Ted Cruz position. Stupid attracts stupid
June 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The funniest thing is this rich fucking loser from Texas Tech has put Ted Cruz in another dumbass Ted Cruz position. Stupid attracts stupid
God bless Brendan Sorsby but what an absolute fucking joke
June 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
God bless Brendan Sorsby but what an absolute fucking joke
Had a real Pitbull moment with a raccoon outside my window about 5 feet from me last night
June 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Had a real Pitbull moment with a raccoon outside my window about 5 feet from me last night
I didn’t know who James tararico was last week and now all the dumbest people I know think he’s the most DANGEROUS MAN ALIVE so he must be doing well
May 29, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I didn’t know who James tararico was last week and now all the dumbest people I know think he’s the most DANGEROUS MAN ALIVE so he must be doing well