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Dragon
@dragonknits.bsky.social
Knitter, baker, ginger, and snark
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I'm delighted to share that my story, The Monkey King in Orbit, is finally in the world! Thanks so much to @khoreo.bsky.social for publishing it.

🙈 inspired by John Wick's the Continental hotel—
🙉 'third place's and the sacrifices needed to protect them
🙊 DIM SUM and DEFIANCE in space 🥟🛰️🚀
“The Monkey King in Orbit” by @shiwritesprose.bsky.social features an orbital station where the most privileged live in immortal hedonism, and the Monkey King makes a move that shakes society to its foundations: she's opening a restaurant.
September 17, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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ROGER MOORE had such a great sense of humour & fun.
Here he is in 1963 being interviewed about

THE SAINT (1962-69)
September 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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The more I learn about the fashion industry, the more I cling to my sweat pants and tank tops. Do we really want to support this kind of abuse? It’s endemic.

What are we doing supporting this kind of abuse?
September 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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A Sword for Stars
September 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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WW3 is not on the horizon because WW3 already started.
September 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Someone performed the music on that butt a while back. One person suggested the title "Eine Kleine Arschmusik"
youtu.be/OnrICy3Bc2U?...
Hieronymus Bosch Butt Music
YouTube video by Jim Spalink
youtu.be
September 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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I mean listen, you shouldn't have been going to Steak 'n Shake in the first place, but also holy shit.
September 14, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Writing letters in the sun
September 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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September 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Travel broadens the hips.
September 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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😽😽😽..
September 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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September 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
UGH

I have a friend who is in a particular profession and she's damn good at it.

I'm trying to hire her professionally and she has now canceled on me twice. For legitimate reasons, but still.

Not cool.
September 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Things I was frightened of as a child...

The Big One (the earthquake that would split parts of Calif into the ocean)
Men who abducted children
Spiders
Not having a baby in the house*
New street drugs*
Being hit in the face

*my mother was a foster parent who specialized in medically fragile infants
Things I was frightened of as a child...
Pipkins
The Spirit Of Dark And Lonely Water
The Black Panther
The fact that the upstairs window of the house opposite was dark at any time of day
The aggressive poodles up the street
An unused patch of land near our house
Things I was frightened of as a child...

Threads (drama on TV)
Spiders (still am)
Tights (itchy in the 80s)
Plasters
Dr Who
Most of my teachers
September 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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It's Friday. I wrote a poem about the spiders who are trying to kill me.
September 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
How hot was it yesterday, you ask?

It was so hot the knife marks in my marmite smoothed out.
September 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
"My Bluesky Searches," a poem by Dragon
September 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Soup of the day: Triscuit™ crackers
September 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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People are always trying to entice introverts out of their comfort zone and "let their hair down" a little. Why doesn't anyone ever ask extroverts to calm down and shut the fuck up for a few minutes?
September 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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The work of Lesley Wood, contemporary textile artist and member of the Embroiderers' Guild (via Instagram) #Womensart
September 10, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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New guy.
September 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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I’ve reached the point - well actually, I reached it a while ago - where I’m militantly anti-AI. Fine - use it in bioscience labs and radiology where it might help analyse data more effectively. Use it sparingly for systems engineering. Everywhere else, it can fuck off.
September 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Alice Weidel.
September 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM