DT
@dragontamer.wang
A sentence I just thought of in an imagined scenario: "If you think I'm funny now, just wait until you see my dick! Now there's a real joke."
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
September 4, 2026 at 12:05 PM
A sentence I just thought of in an imagined scenario: "If you think I'm funny now, just wait until you see my dick! Now there's a real joke."
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Hey who wants to go get some seafood at....*checks notes*...Crack and Juicy?
August 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Hey who wants to go get some seafood at....*checks notes*...Crack and Juicy?
NO WAY @jetlagthegame.bsky.social drops a Japan series right when I'm in the midst of my strongest Japan hyper fixation
What the heck 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the timing
What the heck 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the timing
August 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
NO WAY @jetlagthegame.bsky.social drops a Japan series right when I'm in the midst of my strongest Japan hyper fixation
What the heck 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the timing
What the heck 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the timing
Weeks like this week are a nice reminder that I do not miss being a twitch mod at all
August 28, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Weeks like this week are a nice reminder that I do not miss being a twitch mod at all
Product placement worked.
I want to buy a Galaxy Z Flip after watching the new Spider-Man movie even though I know I would hate how much thicker it is in my pocket 😂
I want to buy a Galaxy Z Flip after watching the new Spider-Man movie even though I know I would hate how much thicker it is in my pocket 😂
July 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Product placement worked.
I want to buy a Galaxy Z Flip after watching the new Spider-Man movie even though I know I would hate how much thicker it is in my pocket 😂
I want to buy a Galaxy Z Flip after watching the new Spider-Man movie even though I know I would hate how much thicker it is in my pocket 😂
Hi, I'm DT and I'm 30 years old and I just called my best friend to have him ask his mom if I can sleepover 😂
July 31, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hi, I'm DT and I'm 30 years old and I just called my best friend to have him ask his mom if I can sleepover 😂
When your friend knows you're going to make a dumbass joke
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
When your friend knows you're going to make a dumbass joke
High and watching Sausage Party with the bestie Skye
a group of sausages with faces and arms are dancing together .
ALT: a group of sausages with faces and arms are dancing together .
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January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
High and watching Sausage Party with the bestie Skye
Mario froze and why does he look like a super realistic chuck e cheese animatronic
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Mario froze and why does he look like a super realistic chuck e cheese animatronic
When I ask him where he wants me to finish.
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When I ask him where he wants me to finish.
I had to read this, so now you all have to as well.
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I had to read this, so now you all have to as well.
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"You miss every dick you don't suck" - Wayne Gretzky
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"You miss every dick you don't suck" - Wayne Gretzky
THE QUESARITO IS COMING BACK
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
THE QUESARITO IS COMING BACK
Reposted by DT
Record-breaking 75-year-old mother #bird prepares to nest.
Wisdom has been laying #eggs since the Eisenhower Administration. #Albatross #WorldsOldestBreedingBird #Bird
Link for more info, #photos & video: www.popsci.com/environment/...
Wisdom has been laying #eggs since the Eisenhower Administration. #Albatross #WorldsOldestBreedingBird #Bird
Link for more info, #photos & video: www.popsci.com/environment/...
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Record-breaking 75-year-old mother #bird prepares to nest.
Wisdom has been laying #eggs since the Eisenhower Administration. #Albatross #WorldsOldestBreedingBird #Bird
Link for more info, #photos & video: www.popsci.com/environment/...
Wisdom has been laying #eggs since the Eisenhower Administration. #Albatross #WorldsOldestBreedingBird #Bird
Link for more info, #photos & video: www.popsci.com/environment/...
Reposted by DT
After selling a friend on a game, this is the best text you can receive at 8am on a Tuesday
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
After selling a friend on a game, this is the best text you can receive at 8am on a Tuesday
Reposted by DT
Bro, touching dudes is gay
That’s why as a straight man it’s gay to touch myself as a man so it only makes sense I transition to be a woman
That’s why as a straight man it’s gay to touch myself as a man so it only makes sense I transition to be a woman
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bro, touching dudes is gay
That’s why as a straight man it’s gay to touch myself as a man so it only makes sense I transition to be a woman
That’s why as a straight man it’s gay to touch myself as a man so it only makes sense I transition to be a woman
high, watching my oshi play Paper Mario 64, and eating a banging leftover casserole for the first time in a few years. life is great
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
high, watching my oshi play Paper Mario 64, and eating a banging leftover casserole for the first time in a few years. life is great
all tangled up in the lights and a cold kitto
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
all tangled up in the lights and a cold kitto
I think it's kinda gay how close together wolf feet are when they walk
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I think it's kinda gay how close together wolf feet are when they walk
TIL Reindeer are domesticated caribou. They're the same species.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
TIL Reindeer are domesticated caribou. They're the same species.