Dr. Cannoli
@drcannoli.bsky.social
I build models and pretend to be a doctor
Hey the Tesla roadster looks like shit and isn’t going to be produced with the dumbass jet things you big dumb babies
October 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Hey the Tesla roadster looks like shit and isn’t going to be produced with the dumbass jet things you big dumb babies
Tramadol? More like trama-don’t!
October 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Tramadol? More like trama-don’t!
My hand itches in that way where only biting it can solve the problem
October 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
My hand itches in that way where only biting it can solve the problem
The amount of people who can’t tell what is or isn’t AI is infuriating. What’s also infuriating is the group of people who say something along the lines of: “I know it’s AI but imagine if it was real”
October 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
The amount of people who can’t tell what is or isn’t AI is infuriating. What’s also infuriating is the group of people who say something along the lines of: “I know it’s AI but imagine if it was real”
Wallet is in a third pocket, once established the rotation can’t change
One pocket is for your keys, the other is for your phone. They can’t be switched once the decision is made
October 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Wallet is in a third pocket, once established the rotation can’t change
One pocket is for your keys, the other is for your phone. They can’t be switched once the decision is made
October 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
One pocket is for your keys, the other is for your phone. They can’t be switched once the decision is made
Not enough creatures
October 11, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Not enough creatures
My friend, who is new and very into warhammer, pronouncing Adeptus Custodes as “Adoptis Custoides”
October 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
My friend, who is new and very into warhammer, pronouncing Adeptus Custodes as “Adoptis Custoides”
If I could have any super power I think being able to identify any pill based on a patient’s description would be pretty helpful
October 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
If I could have any super power I think being able to identify any pill based on a patient’s description would be pretty helpful
I think my problem is that there’s too much AI
October 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I think my problem is that there’s too much AI
Got dumped (she’s struggling with CRNA pre-reqs and made the right move for her career, sucks but I support her)
October 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Got dumped (she’s struggling with CRNA pre-reqs and made the right move for her career, sucks but I support her)
Many people believe that if they come to the ED we will diagnose their ongoing medical problems for which they do not currently have a diagnosis. Instead, we will tell you that you are not dying, we don’t know why you have your current symptoms, order a CT scan, & provide you outpatient follow up
October 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Many people believe that if they come to the ED we will diagnose their ongoing medical problems for which they do not currently have a diagnosis. Instead, we will tell you that you are not dying, we don’t know why you have your current symptoms, order a CT scan, & provide you outpatient follow up
It is ultimately meaningless, but commenting “AI slop” on every AI post does give me some minuscule sense of peace
September 29, 2026 at 10:06 PM
It is ultimately meaningless, but commenting “AI slop” on every AI post does give me some minuscule sense of peace
There’s too much AI slop
September 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
There’s too much AI slop
Adding me to an epic chat is an act of violence
September 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Adding me to an epic chat is an act of violence
I am cognitively non-functional after the shift I just finished
September 20, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I am cognitively non-functional after the shift I just finished
You ever follow a recipe to the letter, try it, and realize that you fucking hate it?
September 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
You ever follow a recipe to the letter, try it, and realize that you fucking hate it?
I think everyone has a moment when they get their first attending paycheck where they buy something stupid. I want you all to know I bought sauté pans
September 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I think everyone has a moment when they get their first attending paycheck where they buy something stupid. I want you all to know I bought sauté pans
Does anyone actually know what a left shift is?
September 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Does anyone actually know what a left shift is?
You ever try to untie your shoes and they somehow get tied into a new and exciting knot
September 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
You ever try to untie your shoes and they somehow get tied into a new and exciting knot
You ever wonder who comes up with all this stuff?
August 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM
You ever wonder who comes up with all this stuff?
Dolly Parton, Tim curry, and now Peter Cullen?
August 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Dolly Parton, Tim curry, and now Peter Cullen?
Had to do a figure of 8 stitch, iykyk
August 28, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Had to do a figure of 8 stitch, iykyk