Bob
@dreadlordbob.bsky.social
Dad, Science Teacher, Armored Dinosaur, Dread Lord.
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Back on my bullsh
July 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Back on my bullsh
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Veranix Calbert is The Thorn: Magic student by day, street vigilante by night. He wages his personal war against the drug trade of the Fenmere cartel, while also facing threats from street gangs, assassins, vengeful alchemists and the occasional irritated professor.
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June 26, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Veranix Calbert is The Thorn: Magic student by day, street vigilante by night. He wages his personal war against the drug trade of the Fenmere cartel, while also facing threats from street gangs, assassins, vengeful alchemists and the occasional irritated professor.
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Stephen Miller Builds Windowless, Soundproof Shed On White House Lawn https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-builds-windowless-soundproof-shed-on-white-house-lawn/
June 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Stephen Miller Builds Windowless, Soundproof Shed On White House Lawn https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-builds-windowless-soundproof-shed-on-white-house-lawn/
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Eating the same damn lunch every day like Prometheus’ bird.
November 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Eating the same damn lunch every day like Prometheus’ bird.
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Flyers Fans Not Sure Whether Gritty Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/
April 29, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Flyers Fans Not Sure Whether Gritty Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/
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Some of you don’t think in four dimensions and it both shows and is yet to show
March 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Some of you don’t think in four dimensions and it both shows and is yet to show
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
so they're mycoblogging
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with advances in AI and deepfakes we are proud to announce that Pagliacci will soon be able to attend a reasonable facsimile of his performance, likely curing him forever
December 27, 2024 at 7:49 PM
with advances in AI and deepfakes we are proud to announce that Pagliacci will soon be able to attend a reasonable facsimile of his performance, likely curing him forever
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Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
December 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes
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There is no perfection without iteration.
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 PM
There is no perfection without iteration.
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We will do anything to avoid facing the fact that the #1 threat to the republic is the failure of it's citizens to care about its preservation.
November 25, 2024 at 7:49 PM
We will do anything to avoid facing the fact that the #1 threat to the republic is the failure of it's citizens to care about its preservation.
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Some #CivMilSky thoughts on this move as well intention to use the military domestically:
1. In Trump#1 the military eventually resisted domestic military use (DMU). This time purges will cause those who oppose to exit/be ejected.
2. This EO will be the military equivalent of schedule F. 1/
1. In Trump#1 the military eventually resisted domestic military use (DMU). This time purges will cause those who oppose to exit/be ejected.
2. This EO will be the military equivalent of schedule F. 1/
In addition to the obvious internal US problems, very difficult for external allies to navigate 'the most important army in the western alliance is in the centre of a political struggle'.
November 25, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
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“Two years ago, Elon Musk bought Twitter. I personally didn’t have a problem with that, because I’m a common sense centrist who nevertheless only writes about how much I agree with reactionary ideas.”
Pitch-perfect satire.
Pitch-perfect satire.
Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically
They just… blocked me. Like I’m some kind of annoyance, rather than the iconoclastic and fascinating truth-teller which I know myself to be.
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November 23, 2024 at 4:29 AM
“Two years ago, Elon Musk bought Twitter. I personally didn’t have a problem with that, because I’m a common sense centrist who nevertheless only writes about how much I agree with reactionary ideas.”
Pitch-perfect satire.
Pitch-perfect satire.
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There should be a Pulitzer for satire www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/her...
Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
“Mr. Trump’s first term was better than expected… the authoritarian rule that Democrats and the press predicted never appeared. Mr. Trump was too u...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 10, 2024 at 1:09 AM
There should be a Pulitzer for satire www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/her...
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Looking forward to Elon and Ron Paul abolishing the federal reserve and creating a new, government-backed bitcoin currency called the Dunning-Krugerrand
Ron Paul It’s Happening gif
Seriously though, a coalition of the absolutely most ignorant ideologues imaginable.
Seriously though, a coalition of the absolutely most ignorant ideologues imaginable.
November 3, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Looking forward to Elon and Ron Paul abolishing the federal reserve and creating a new, government-backed bitcoin currency called the Dunning-Krugerrand
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They want us to think this is a deepfake but it's what really happened at the McDonald's
October 23, 2024 at 7:41 PM
They want us to think this is a deepfake but it's what really happened at the McDonald's
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Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
The greatest tragedy of moving social media services is this place doesn't have the US Consumer Product Safety Commission to get me through these pallid Thursday mornings.
October 17, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,125,392!
September 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,125,392!
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I've told this story before, but when my paternal grandmother passed, her daughters fought for DAYS over who would get her precious ever-guarded recipe book, finally agreed they would share it, opened it to copy down the recipes and found it had only 1 entry which said "Book I pretend has recipes"
Tell me something funny about someone important to you who’s passed on. Anecdote, factoid, excellent one-liner—dealer’s choice.
April 10, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I've told this story before, but when my paternal grandmother passed, her daughters fought for DAYS over who would get her precious ever-guarded recipe book, finally agreed they would share it, opened it to copy down the recipes and found it had only 1 entry which said "Book I pretend has recipes"
So many things in this thread are awesome.
in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website
September 7, 2024 at 6:03 PM
So many things in this thread are awesome.
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