Given the current appetite for geographic renaming, one landmark is undeservedly forgotten. Our President invested so much resources and personal energy into keeping the Straight of Hormuz open that it absolutely has to be renamed after him, like this – Straight of Trump.

He didn't apologize enough for what he started! Shameful V from... where is he from exactly?!

#trump channel:
Our nukes are too threatening. Will Putin let us keep some of Ukraine if we blunt them?
Test it, test it! Fire someone!!

Using the latest advances in non-artificial intelligence (NAI), I looked into the depths of #trump stream of consciousness and saw there... well, let’s take one step at a time.