Andy Morris
@drewlilmo.bsky.social
Drinker of beer,wine and fine whisky. Also inhaler of Gin. Eater of cheese.
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Good grief. There's so much wrong here.
September 18, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Good grief. There's so much wrong here.
Neighbour had cut the top and his side of the hedge, so I thought I'd better do my side as not to let the side down.
September 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Neighbour had cut the top and his side of the hedge, so I thought I'd better do my side as not to let the side down.
What a stunning tower poised on top of a mountain. Wait helicopter gets to the other side. How the feck did they build that in the 12th Century.
In best Lister scouse "Massive Whips"
In best Lister scouse "Massive Whips"
September 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
What a stunning tower poised on top of a mountain. Wait helicopter gets to the other side. How the feck did they build that in the 12th Century.
In best Lister scouse "Massive Whips"
In best Lister scouse "Massive Whips"
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Shout-out to the brave motherfuckers chopping the collapsing, rusting masts off the SS Richard Montgomery on the bottom of the Thames between Southend and Sheerness today. If it goes badly, we're all going to very much know about it. Fascinating, also terrifying stuff youtu.be/R9u41aeItss?...
Unexploded Bombs off the British Coast: the SS Richard Montgomery
YouTube video by Tom Scott
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September 15, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Shout-out to the brave motherfuckers chopping the collapsing, rusting masts off the SS Richard Montgomery on the bottom of the Thames between Southend and Sheerness today. If it goes badly, we're all going to very much know about it. Fascinating, also terrifying stuff youtu.be/R9u41aeItss?...
The sacrifices I make for others. Getting a bus over to another village where in -laws are stopping in a hotel. I have to check if the village pub has real ale for my father-in-law. That's my Tuesday afternoon given up. Wife will pick me up when she finishes work.
September 15, 2026 at 11:28 AM
The sacrifices I make for others. Getting a bus over to another village where in -laws are stopping in a hotel. I have to check if the village pub has real ale for my father-in-law. That's my Tuesday afternoon given up. Wife will pick me up when she finishes work.
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September 14, 2026 at 8:01 AM
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Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
September 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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AI does do some mistakes.
Monty Don/Jeremy Clarkson today.
Nuclear reactor confinement tomorrow.
Monty Don/Jeremy Clarkson today.
Nuclear reactor confinement tomorrow.
September 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
AI does do some mistakes.
Monty Don/Jeremy Clarkson today.
Nuclear reactor confinement tomorrow.
Monty Don/Jeremy Clarkson today.
Nuclear reactor confinement tomorrow.
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America no one likes your president :
Protesters at the Irish Open.
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland.
Thank you, Doonbeg!
September 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
America no one likes your president :
My in laws are staying in the next village over next weekend for my mother in laws 80th. It's a hotel chain they have used before that allows dogs even at a dining area. We are going over for a meal with them. My concern is Susie(dog) goes nuts every time she sees me.
Chaos: Time to Play Smash
ALT: Chaos: Time to Play Smash
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September 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
My in laws are staying in the next village over next weekend for my mother in laws 80th. It's a hotel chain they have used before that allows dogs even at a dining area. We are going over for a meal with them. My concern is Susie(dog) goes nuts every time she sees me.
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Is this a good time for a gentle reminder? If you are fortunate enough to have a hedgehog or hogs visiting your garden and want to help them feed up ahead of hibernation, please do not give them dry mealworms. #Hedgehogs love them, but they cause a horrible metabolic bone disease that can be fatal.
September 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Is this a good time for a gentle reminder? If you are fortunate enough to have a hedgehog or hogs visiting your garden and want to help them feed up ahead of hibernation, please do not give them dry mealworms. #Hedgehogs love them, but they cause a horrible metabolic bone disease that can be fatal.
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"Protect our women - one of them bowled a maiden over!"
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
Protesters outside Portsmouth hotel mistake Pakistan U19 cricket team for asylum seekers
A group of masked agitators gathered outside a four-star hotel in Portsmouth after reports a group of asylum seekers had been taken there, when it was in fact Pakistan’s under-19 cricket team on a tou...
www.theguardian.com
September 9, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"Protect our women - one of them bowled a maiden over!"
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
The only use for over ripe bananas. Banana cake. Nom nom
September 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
The only use for over ripe bananas. Banana cake. Nom nom
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The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero.
Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero.
Zero.
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Zero.
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No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
www.bbc.com
September 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero.
Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero.
Zero.
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Zero.
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I am a trustee of a hospice. I leave a hospice meeting, during which there is discussion about the funding crisis affecting the whole hospice sector. I look at LinkedIn, where I see a piece about a billionaire hedge fund manager supposedly leaving the UK because they don’t want to pay more tax.
September 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I am a trustee of a hospice. I leave a hospice meeting, during which there is discussion about the funding crisis affecting the whole hospice sector. I look at LinkedIn, where I see a piece about a billionaire hedge fund manager supposedly leaving the UK because they don’t want to pay more tax.
As a huge bicycle race fan, I hate seeing replica rainbow jerseys on the side of the road. It's the highest honour in racing. Earning it is proper hard. I don't think they should sell them. Having a rainbow jersey should be an exclusive honour.
September 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
As a huge bicycle race fan, I hate seeing replica rainbow jerseys on the side of the road. It's the highest honour in racing. Earning it is proper hard. I don't think they should sell them. Having a rainbow jersey should be an exclusive honour.
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Rod Hull, time traveller.
Villa Romana Del Casale.
Villa Romana Del Casale.
September 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Rod Hull, time traveller.
Villa Romana Del Casale.
Villa Romana Del Casale.
I just had to change the fuse in the vacuum plug. I genuinely cannot remember the last time I changed a fuse. I was amazed I had spare fuses to be fair.
September 6, 2026 at 10:30 AM
I just had to change the fuse in the vacuum plug. I genuinely cannot remember the last time I changed a fuse. I was amazed I had spare fuses to be fair.
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Celeriac looking good this year.
#allotment
#allotment
September 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Celeriac looking good this year.
#allotment
#allotment
Best chillies I've ever grown. Variety, no idea seeds from a Tesco chilli.
#allotment
#allotment
September 5, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Best chillies I've ever grown. Variety, no idea seeds from a Tesco chilli.
#allotment
#allotment
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Haven’t got tickets for the Bayeux Tapestry at the British Museum?
Don’t worry you can visit Reading's full-size copy, faithfully embroidered by 35 women in 1885-86 (plus extra pants!)
Or latest blog compares the two tapestries www.readingmuseum.org.uk/blog/comparing-bayeux-and-reading-tapestries
Don’t worry you can visit Reading's full-size copy, faithfully embroidered by 35 women in 1885-86 (plus extra pants!)
Or latest blog compares the two tapestries www.readingmuseum.org.uk/blog/comparing-bayeux-and-reading-tapestries
Comparing the Bayeux and Reading tapestries
Reading’s Bayeux Tapestry is a full-size copy of the original 11th century tapestry. It was created in 1885-1886 by 35 women of the Leek Embroidery Society 'so that England should have a copy of its o...
www.readingmuseum.org.uk
September 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Haven’t got tickets for the Bayeux Tapestry at the British Museum?
Don’t worry you can visit Reading's full-size copy, faithfully embroidered by 35 women in 1885-86 (plus extra pants!)
Or latest blog compares the two tapestries www.readingmuseum.org.uk/blog/comparing-bayeux-and-reading-tapestries
Don’t worry you can visit Reading's full-size copy, faithfully embroidered by 35 women in 1885-86 (plus extra pants!)
Or latest blog compares the two tapestries www.readingmuseum.org.uk/blog/comparing-bayeux-and-reading-tapestries
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I think the Telegraph misspelled “the highly respected leader of Camden Council” in the headline.
September 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I think the Telegraph misspelled “the highly respected leader of Camden Council” in the headline.