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It seems odd, that with all the TV reporters, all the newspaper reporters, all the online news sources, that nobody can definitively say what's going on with Mitch the bitch McConnell
July 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
So can Iran stop blockading the straight of Hormuz now? Or are the USA and Iran gonna blockade ut together like besties?
April 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
So, nobody gonna talk about the warehouse fires? #payusenoughtolive
April 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Jesus- This Friday sucks, I'm literally getting crucified
Christians- We'll call it "good friday"
April 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Have any women tried just figure skating in some yoga pants and a tee shirt? #Olympics
February 19, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Every urinal in America got 2 zyn pouches in it #facts
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Whelp.... #ConformityGate
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Its go time #conformityGate
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Trying to wrap my head around how awful that last episode of #StrangerThings was
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ever have to go to work, but you cant stop pooping?
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
For some reason I thought it was Thursday all day today
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you ever fall out of a plane without a parachute or an inflatable rowboat or whatever, you should probably aim for a bouncey castle.
December 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
As a middle aged straight white male, I've somehow become addicted to watching Marc Sebastian travel videos
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
For some reason I thought it was Thursday all day today
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Burger King came out with an advent calendar, it sold out in minutes. Now it's $200 on ebay.
#cheeseburgerJesus
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
There is entirely too little tom foolery on this site
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
All them smoke shops gonna go out of business. There's gonna be another gaping hole in every strip mall
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
In a lot of states that dont have legal cannabis or medical marijuana, hemp derivatives and smoke shops are their only legal option. Its gonna be sad to see it go.
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Gonna be honest; I don't want them to ban hemp derivatives, and I kind of hope the vote fails. #shutdown #RandPaul
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sour skittles are about 10% too sour
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Todd be fartin'
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The gobbler is back at Wawa's
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Sometimes I be fartin'
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Skateboo on some Joe Theisman Kevin Ware shit
October 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Dolphins cant even tank right
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM