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⦿ load random dril tweet
⦿ replace dialog & post

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Original Dicktracy comic from July 25, 2020 ------------- Dril Tweet Dec 4, 2020 10:24AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1334866244076412932 ------------- Transcript: • I Give My Guinie Pigs "Heroin" It Calms Them Down The image is a vibrant comic strip featuring a man and a woman. The man is depicted on the left side of the image, while the woman is on the right. They are standing next to each other, and both are smiling. The man is holding a picture of the woman, and the woman is looking at the picture. There is also a speech bubble in the scene, with text in red and black font, including the phrases "Congratulations! Who is your intended? I give my guinea pig 'pigs 'heroin' it calms them down."
July 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from July 17, 2020 ------------- Dril Tweet Jul 30, 2015 5:24PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/626866098751860736 ------------- Transcript: • Mods!! Mods! One Of Those Obscene Low Follower Count Boys Stole A Lick From The Delicious Lolly That Father Bought Me!! Ah! How Dreadful ! A comic strip features a man in a yellow hat with a mustache and a red tie, standing in front of a car with a sign on the door that reads "MASTO AI/DRILTRACY". The man appears to be the main character and is located on the left side of the image. The comic strip has a speech bubble containing text, likely providing a description of the scene. The image is a black and white illustration with a text overlay and a Twitter feed at the bottom of the page. The date of the comic strip and its creator are mentioned, indicating that it was created on July 17, 2020.
July 8, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from February 26, 2020 ------------- Dril Tweet Jul 8, 2022 7:10AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1545364646797856768 ------------- Transcript: • When You Say "Tickle Me Elmo Is Not A Gaming Console", Youre Erasing The Voices Of Everyone That Beleives Tickle Me Elmo Is A Gaming Console A woman in the image is depicted in a cartoon style, with blonde hair and a blue eye. She appears to be a cartoon character, sitting against a wall with a green plant nearby. The woman seems to be looking down at something, possibly a speech bubble. The speech bubble reads, "When you say TICKLE me, it's not a gaming console. You're erasing the memories of everyone who believes in the gaming console." This cartoon speech adds an interesting and thought-provoking element to the scene.
June 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from October 29, 2019 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 30, 2020 7:10PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1223020739168624641 ------------- Transcript: • Alan Dershowitz Once Tried To Defend Me In Court By Pulling Out A Pocket Pussy And Insisting He Would Never Fuck It. We Lost The Case The image is a comic book illustration featuring a man wearing a yellow hat, standing next to an older man. The older man is wearing a green hat and a tie. A white clock is positioned above the older man, which appears to be a significant part of the scene. The cartoon style of the illustration gives it a distinct, colorful appearance. The background of the image is filled with text, including phrases related to a hotel, such as "The Old Chandler Hotel." This text and the characters in the illustration all contribute to the overall humor of the comic book.
June 7, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from July 6, 2019 ------------- Dril Tweets Apr 6, 2010 7:00PM Jan 20, 2010 5:17AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/11723617855 https://twitter.com/dril/status/7981139266 ------------- Transcript: • #Zodiacfacts #Saggetaearrius (Sp? I Dont Know? The Crab One?) Are The Best Golfers But They Can't Drive Or Something • Petition To Remove 'Nude" From The Curseword Blacklist On Teenzone Cyberscrabble The image is a comic strip featuring a man in a yellow suit and tie holding a sign that says "Black Lizard" on it. The man's opponent is another man in a hat, who is wearing a black hat. They are positioned in front of a sign that reads "Petition to Re-Election Theorist" and another sign that says "Black Lizard". The comic strip also includes text about a panel of discussions about the Black Lizard and the Black Lizard itself.
May 25, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from June 28, 2019 ------------- Dril Tweet May 1, 2014 2:57AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/461761194144305152 ------------- Transcript: • Donald Trump Has No Time To Fuck. He Looks At His Watch And Says "I Could Not Possibly Fuck At This Juncture." As He Powerwalks Into The Zoo The image is a comic strip featuring two men with guns in a room, each holding a gun in their hands and posing for the picture. The scene is accompanied by a speech bubble that says "I don't like that", adding a humorous element to the image. The cartoon-style illustration is set against a blue background, giving it a vibrant and eye-catching appearance. The men are positioned towards the center of the image, with one slightly closer to the left side and the other more towards the right.
May 24, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from February 15, 2019 ------------- Dril Tweet May 11, 2020 3:34PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1259929985365630976 ------------- Transcript: • Its Apparent People Arent Taking These Social Distancing Measures Seriously. On My Way To The Gym I Had 2 People Suck My Shit Completely Off The image is a black and white comic strip featuring a hand holding a cigar. The strip has a humorous tone, with an exaggerated illustration that mimics a person smoking a cigarette. The cartoon is labeled with a website called "mastoai/drilltracy", providing information about the creator of the comic. The title of the comic is "Great Smokey Mount", suggesting it is an amusing take on a popular saying or story.
May 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from January 9, 2019 ------------- Dril Tweet Apr 22, 2021 5:13PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1385340977435398144 ------------- Transcript: • After Careful Reflection In This Era , Ive Decided That I No Longer Support Wearing The Pants Known As "Jeans", And I Will Eradicate Them The image shows a cartoon strip depicting a group of people gathered in front of a ship. The ship is equipped with various pieces of machinery, possibly from an alien planet, and it appears to be the center of attention. The group of people, including both men and women, are standing around the ship and attentively watching it. Some of them are also wearing ties, indicating a formal occasion or setting. The cartoon strip is humorous, with a humorous speech bubble placed above the ship, which reads "After careful reflection in this era, I've decided that I will never longer support wearing the pants known as years; I will be happy to erase them."
May 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from October 23, 2018 ------------- Dril Tweet Mar 10, 2021 8:53PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1369813741374644224 ------------- Transcript: • Reminder To The Girls Of This Page That I Will Soon Have $ 1400 The image is a comic book-style advertisement featuring two men in action. One man is holding a hammer while another man is laughing at him. The scene has a humorous and lively atmosphere, capturing the viewer's attention. The text in the image indicates that the girls of this page will soon have $60.00 worth of fun, and that the show is currently on air. This message encourages viewers to join the fun and enjoy the cartoon.
April 23, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from August 16, 2018 ------------- Dril Tweet Apr 4, 2013 11:26AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/319833380600557568 ------------- Transcript: • Cynical Zombie Nerd. Diabetic Meme Dynamo. Country Gal. Mustard Guru. Unrepentant Photo Blogger. Bacon Dipshit. Entrepreneur. Goalie. The image is a comic strip featuring a woman holding a cup of coffee while seated at a desk. The woman appears to be a businesswoman, as indicated by her attire and surroundings. The desk also includes a computer keyboard and mouse, suggesting a professional setting. The cartoon style of the comic strip brings a sense of humor and artistic flair to the scene.
April 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from August 9, 2018 ------------- Dril Tweets Feb 15, 2016 3:27AM Feb 12, 2016 12:56PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/699132791234158592 https://twitter.com/dril/status/698189050763681792 ------------- Transcript: • Id Like To Report A Hacker. He Offered Me 1000000 To Show My Dick And Didnt Cough Up The Dough When I Delivered The Goods. I Got Hacked • I Mdade $400000 Just By Typing The Words "Simpson And Garfunkel" Back In 2011 And U Have The Gall To @ Me W/ Ur Little 200 Ass Follower Acct The image portrays an animated scene where two men are standing in front of a graffitied tombstone. One man is holding a small figure, possibly a symbol, next to the tombstone. The other man appears to be looking at the tombstone, possibly contemplating. The scene is set in a cemetery, with a background featuring a city skyline. The art style of the cartoon is reminiscent of the comic strips of John Cage, giving the image a distinct visual appeal.
April 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from March 12, 2018 ------------- Dril Tweet Nov 30, 2020 8:44PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1333572722098536448 ------------- Transcript: • Elon If Youre Reading This Please Get Back To Me About My Idea For Inventing A $900 Hot Dog That Tastes Like Shit. Thank You The image presents a humorous comic strip featuring a man dressed in a tuxedo, driving a car, and a cat sitting on the dashboard. The man is holding a microphone and appears to be talking into it or reading from it. The comic strip is titled "Ghost Pepper Discovers Dick Tracy Is Still Alive" and is accompanied by a caption that reads "Elon if you're reading this, this please get back to me with an idea for a hot dog that tastes like dogs, sh*t, thank you." The image also includes information about the date, time, and location of an event, indicating it was posted on Twitter on March 12, 2018, at 8 PM.
March 26, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from March 1, 2018 ------------- Dril Tweet Jul 17, 2013 3:06AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/357395936055541760 ------------- Transcript: • Nude Bathing Was Invented By The Vile Criminal Slave Class Of The Byzantine Empire And It Drove The Kind & Decent Noblemen Absoutely Bonkers The image features a comic strip depicting a scene in a kitchen. Three individuals are present in the scene, with one person wearing a yellow fedora hat, another wearing a chef's hat, and the third person dressed in a black suit. They are standing around a table, engaging in conversation. On the table, there are multiple items such as a cup, a bowl, and a spoon. The table also has a couple of ties, one of which is in the foreground and another one in the background. The overall atmosphere of the image suggests a lively and social gathering or event.
March 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from January 9, 2018 ------------- Dril Tweet Apr 7, 2014 11:09PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/453368998420574208 ------------- Transcript: • Please Put A Helipad On My Shitty Roof The image features a comic strip panel of a blonde woman wearing earrings and a necklace, sitting on a chair and smiling. Behind the woman's head, there is a purple curtain, and to her right, there is a man's head. The panel is accompanied by a caption in white text that reads, "Please put a helmet on my shit roof. Oh?".
March 19, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from December 30, 2017 ------------- Dril Tweet Sep 29, 2011 9:09AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/119398442681376769 ------------- Transcript: • Some One Replaced My Incest Faqs With Pictures Of Turkish Flags And Guns The image shows a man in a cartoon-like style sitting in front of a black background with a large speech bubble containing text. The man is holding a gun and has a facial expression of concern or worry. The speech bubble has the message "Some one replaced my instincts with pictures of Turkish flags and guns" written on it.
March 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from November 24, 2017 ------------- Dril Tweets Mar 17, 2020 3:54AM May 6, 2020 4:19PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/1239822323068235782 https://twitter.com/dril/status/1258129282028560384 ------------- Transcript: • God Is An Endangered Specie's • I Will Soon Be Assembling The La Boys Into My 1Br Apartment To Watch Every Episode Of Mind Of Mencia In Order And Show Covid Virus Whos Boss The image is a comic strip featuring three characters engaged in conversation in a room. One character, dressed in a yellow suit, stands in the center with his hand raised in a gesture of emphasis. The other two characters are positioned on either side of him, with one character on the left and the other on the right. In the background, a large window is visible, providing a view of the outside world. There is a potted plant situated on a shelf near the window, and a bookshelf filled with books can also be seen in the room.
March 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from November 10, 2017 ------------- Dril Tweet Mar 22, 2015 6:37PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/579773899568766976 ------------- Transcript: • How Do People Know How Big Their Dicks Are. Is There An Online Quiz You Can Take The image features a comic strip with three characters: a man dressed in a suit, a man in a yellow hat, and another man in a green suit. The man in the yellow hat stands in the middle of the image, looking at the other two characters. The comic strip includes text, and the characters are set against a neutral background. The overall layout suggests a story unfolding with these three characters engaged in a conversation or interaction.
March 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from September 7, 2017 ------------- Dril Tweet Apr 11, 2016 10:51AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/719553553371643904 ------------- Transcript: • Whose Idea Was To Call It "Ice Cream Parlor" And Not "Scoop Kitchen" ?? Lets Get This Joke Viral And Show My Ex-Wife Landlord Whos Boss In the image, there is a comic strip featuring a car with a speech bubble that says, "Whose idea was it to call it 'ice cream parlor' and not 'scop' '? 23: Let's get this joke viral and show my ex-wife's Boss." The speech bubble also includes a reference to a news article about a Supreme Court case and mentions the presence of two different news sources. The comic strip is located near a driveway, with two cars visible in the background.
March 3, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from June 2, 2017 ------------- Dril Tweets Aug 23, 2010 6:51AM Nov 2, 2010 3:09PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/21907302446 https://twitter.com/dril/status/29501331799 ------------- Transcript: • Genderless Milf`S • Hgeuhkl I Am A 300-Pound Producer / Jurnalist My Hobbies Include Car & Beard Maintenance Also I Know Photoshop And My Name Is Miami The image features an animated comic strip with three cartoon men sitting around a table. One of the men is holding a book, and another man is sitting next to him. The third man, dressed in a suit and tie, is observing the interaction. The comic strip is accompanied by a speech bubble for the man in the suit, who is speaking in a commanding and authoritative manner. The speech bubble also contains the names of other men who are participating in the conversation, as well as the name of a woman, presumably the subject of the discussion.
February 21, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from May 26, 2017 ------------- Dril Tweet Nov 6, 2013 11:18AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/398122113929728001 ------------- Transcript: • My Previous Tweet Was Not The Thursday Nite Rant. First Off, It Doesn't Contain The Hashtag. Secondly, It's Wednesday Afternoon Right Now In the image, there is a comic strip depicting a man in a car, presumably driving. The car is filled with a blue tint, and the man appears to be the focal point of the scene. The car is positioned in the center of the image, surrounded by a white background. There are multiple people in the image as well, with one person standing next to the car, another person standing closer to the foreground, and another person partially visible in the background. This adds more detail to the scene and creates a lively atmosphere. Additionally, there is text in the image, including the names "NeatoNate" and "Ned", as well as a date "May 20" and a time "11:24 am". These elements provide context to the story and the characters involved.
February 20, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from May 12, 2017 ------------- Dril Tweet Apr 14, 2020 5:52PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1250195323504349185 ------------- Transcript: • Sequestered Shelter In Place In The Vip Room Of Fatburger With 12 "Lady's Of The Evening" Geiting My Entire Shit Honked Like A Old Car Horn The image is a comic book page featuring three cartoon characters: an angry man wearing a green hat, a man in a suit, and another man wearing a tie. The scene shows them sitting at a table with papers scattered about, possibly engaged in a meeting or discussion. The comic book page is humorous, with text like "Enraged Shelter in Place in the VIP Room" and "Getting My Whole Story Right Like a Old Car Horn".
February 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from February 18, 2017 ------------- Dril Tweet May 26, 2014 3:38PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/471027587595374592 ------------- Transcript: • Oh And Also Thanks For The Troops The image is a cartoon advertisement featuring a man with a mustache and beard, wearing a blue and gold hat, holding a magnifying glass over a paper with a red and white "P" in the center. The man has a friendly, cartoonish demeanor and appears to be giving thanks to the troops. The poster also includes information about a panel discussion scheduled for Thursday, March 26, 2014, from 5-6 pm at the Maestro Cafe.
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from October 17, 2016 ------------- Dril Tweet Mar 15, 2017 12:28AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/841883733191991297 ------------- Transcript: • Inexplicable Dip In Google Hits On My Web Site "Wayne Tracker," Which Has Provided Up To Date Info On The Upcoming Waynes World 3 Since 1998 The image is a comic strip featuring a man in a yellow hat standing in front of a building. He is looking off to the side and appears to be in a serious or thoughtful mood. The comic strip is dated October 11, 2016, at approximately 11:48 AM. In the background, there is a sign or advertisement with an information text about the comic strip's creator and the date of publication. The creator of the comic strip is Mike Curtis, and it was published on October 11, 2016. The text on the sign states that the comic strip was initially created by Mike Curtis and has been shared on Twitter since October 10, 2016.
January 27, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from September 30, 2016 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 7, 2010 11:18AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/7483512238 ------------- Transcript: • Neurotoxic Pig Bone Spores In the image, two men are standing in front of a cartoon dog. One man is holding a picture of the dog, while the other man is laughing and pointing at the dog. The men are positioned on either side of the image, creating a balanced composition. The cartoon dog, which appears to be brown and white, is the central focus of the scene.
January 25, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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Original Dicktracy comic from August 19, 2016 ------------- Dril Tweet Jun 8, 2010 5:48PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/15737853571 ------------- Transcript: • Another Jeans Rant. The image depicts a comic book scene featuring a man wearing a hat and a purple jacket, engaged in a sword fight with a man in a yellow hat. There is also another man in the scene, who is holding a microphone. In addition to the two main characters, there is another figure holding a microphone and a book. The image includes text in multiple languages, including English and Spanish. The background of the comic book portrays a scene where a man is holding a microphone and there are texts in two other languages. The text in the image includes a title that reads "Another Jeans Rant: Joe Station Mike Curtis." The image also mentions the event happening on August 19, 2010, with a date of 8:05 PM.
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM