EJG
@drobnox.bsky.social
Punk Hippie code monkey, in search of Slack. Unix Greybeard, soft-hearted, soft-headed, lover of paradox, puns, contradiction, zaniness, and truly odd and serendipitous things.
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Motto: “I had one grunch but the eggplant over there”. -Clayton Slope
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Motto: “I had one grunch but the eggplant over there”. -Clayton Slope
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September 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
His corruption is consuming him from inside out
oh my goodness -- Trump's hand looked absolutely awful yesterday
(Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)
(Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)
September 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
His corruption is consuming him from inside out
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Meera Reed
Muldoon, the dinosaur wrangler
Commander Lawrence’s wife
Muldoon, the dinosaur wrangler
Commander Lawrence’s wife
Name a character who deserved better.
August 29, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Meera Reed
Muldoon, the dinosaur wrangler
Commander Lawrence’s wife
Muldoon, the dinosaur wrangler
Commander Lawrence’s wife
So when a Ram truck is behind you at a stop, the logo looks like “МАЯ”, and that looks like it should be pronounced “maya”
August 27, 2026 at 5:22 PM
So when a Ram truck is behind you at a stop, the logo looks like “МАЯ”, and that looks like it should be pronounced “maya”
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John Waters and David Lynch at Bob's Big Boy, Burbank, California, 1979.
August 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
John Waters and David Lynch at Bob's Big Boy, Burbank, California, 1979.
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Both sides? Explain your nuanced approach
August 20, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Both sides? Explain your nuanced approach
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I’m Ozempic, and these are my buddies dehydration and vodka.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
"Hi, I am an old French man driving blackout drunk on a highway near Bordeaux."
"Hi, I am an old French man driving blackout drunk on a highway near Bordeaux."
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
"Hi, I'm a surprise anaphylactic shock from walking through a middle-of-being-renovated grocery store"
"Hi, I'm a surprise anaphylactic shock from walking through a middle-of-being-renovated grocery store"
August 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I’m Ozempic, and these are my buddies dehydration and vodka.
No more government by goblins!
August 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
No more government by goblins!
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Yosemite Sam. Dude got ANGRY!
Name your fav Looney Tune.
August 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Yosemite Sam. Dude got ANGRY!
Name your fav city.
Istanbul (not Constantinople nor
Byzantium), where I was born on a Saturday
Istanbul (not Constantinople nor
Byzantium), where I was born on a Saturday
August 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Name your fav city.
Istanbul (not Constantinople nor
Byzantium), where I was born on a Saturday
Istanbul (not Constantinople nor
Byzantium), where I was born on a Saturday
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August 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This absolutely must happen if it happens
Trump’s justice department can grant him immunity from audits but I see no reasons why a subsequent administration can’t say: that was patently illegal, toss it out, and crawl all the way up his ass.
August 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
This absolutely must happen if it happens
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Mobula Rays aka Devil Rays are an incredible species of oceanic ray. They are highly migratory and can be found in the warm waters of tropical, subtropical and temperate regions around the world. ~ Olivia Hagedoorn
IG: allthingsemeraldcoast
Pensacola Beach, Florida
IG: allthingsemeraldcoast
Pensacola Beach, Florida
August 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Mobula Rays aka Devil Rays are an incredible species of oceanic ray. They are highly migratory and can be found in the warm waters of tropical, subtropical and temperate regions around the world. ~ Olivia Hagedoorn
IG: allthingsemeraldcoast
Pensacola Beach, Florida
IG: allthingsemeraldcoast
Pensacola Beach, Florida
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This is common sense and the truth.
July 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
This is common sense and the truth.
July 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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I’m gonna keep this one and call her “Slurp”
That's cause you got you face up someone @$$ and tasting their sh***
My sh* is cogent, even if poorly written using a TouchPad and autocorrect is working against me. Acting like you don't understand to be dismissive of my logic is weak tactic.
Those that get it, get it
My sh* is cogent, even if poorly written using a TouchPad and autocorrect is working against me. Acting like you don't understand to be dismissive of my logic is weak tactic.
Those that get it, get it
July 14, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I’m gonna keep this one and call her “Slurp”
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The best way to make sure that a car headed directly towards you won’t hit you is to render the driver completely unable to steer away from you.
July 14, 2026 at 5:10 AM
The best way to make sure that a car headed directly towards you won’t hit you is to render the driver completely unable to steer away from you.
Biddeford, when all the facts are on the table, is going to turn out so much worse than we can imagine.
July 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Biddeford, when all the facts are on the table, is going to turn out so much worse than we can imagine.