Atlas
drsodacan.bsky.social
Atlas
@drsodacan.bsky.social
literally one in a krillion
mad soda scientist, prophet of Pepsiman
programming | music | video editing
My buddy Eric tried getting AI to buy him the most price efficient property in CA

He’s still paying off the mortgage on his hanger in the Mojave Desert.
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Yarrr welcome to Capn Gaster’s Ottoman Empire, we have so much lore you think you’ll be robbing me! The only thing you’d need is more chapters to source them from
August 12, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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Moon flutter Yuelia
#fantasylife
June 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Now, here’s a conspiracy theory people were clearly asking for
July 28, 2026 at 7:20 AM
chat should I make a new Fantasy Life save?
July 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Forget the Steam Machine
When is Valve putting out the Steamed Hams?
July 25, 2026 at 8:21 PM
You don’t understand, I NEED this pickup truck to haul the massive soul crushing weight of the loan I got on my previous pickup truck.
July 23, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Been seeing a lot of hype around the Odyssey recently

Not a fan of minivans, but might just have to check this out if the MPG is good enough…
July 19, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Thinking about making a white noise machine.

It’ll play lawn mower and barbecue noises.
July 19, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Yarghhh, left me keys in me vessel and some scallywag made off with it
July 19, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Accidentally left my pronouns under my pillow and found out the Pronoun Fairy took it.

$20 is $20, to be fair.
July 19, 2026 at 6:54 AM
If it’s a so-called free market, why is everything so EXPENSIVE
May 8, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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i experimented with color and textures a bit. I think i like how it turned out!
#haibanerenmei #reki #rekihaibanerenmei
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Damn we got Beds As A Service cloud infrastructure before GTA6
October 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Software development is very serious business
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Huge things are going down in the soda fandom. Will keep you guys posted
October 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Average voice chat session on Discord
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This economy’s truly making it hard to be into piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
October 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It was only a matter of time before they turned into marketable anime figurines.

Still not sure who’s getting Funko Pops in the big 25 but go off sis
October 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
No pain greater than never knowing the destiny of a Dungeons and Dragons character of a campaign which never finished
October 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Tech bros love Rust. I prefer stainless steel.
October 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Feds took my Ableton license key from me.
Call that, Unableton
August 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Truly the Da Vinci of our time. You can gleam so much from even the most minuscule details of this contemporary piece, saying so much, yet so thoughtfully inspired by the later works of Jacques Louis David. 10/10.
Day 471
August 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
A D&D campaign where you make a backstory for what kind of player you'll be at the table would go so hard

"Hi, I'm Joshua, and I'll be playing a Skyrim Fanboy who always plays Sorceror this campaign"
January 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ain't a language out there scarier than Java's Crypt
January 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM