drunkensnake.bsky.social
@drunkensnake.bsky.social
Sometimes, the universe gives you a sign
September 20, 2026 at 3:04 AM
In fairness, being willing to date an ICE agent is a pretty significant red flag

FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them share.google/D6iUaOzok92B...
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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September 19, 2026 at 11:17 PM
If I told you I had a baggie full of teeth in my closet you would call the police, but if I told you I was a parent that would seem totally normal
September 15, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I'm absolutely certain that wheelchair video of mitch was fake, that man dead and we need to point it out
September 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Remember 9/11

Most importantly remember about this day's causes, lessons, and the mistakes made in fear and grief

US Imperialism caused it, there is no way to deny that if you possess a basic understanding of history

Barbara Lee was absolutely right, and we all owe her a massive apology
September 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Questions the world may never know the answers to:

How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?

How much garlic is too much garlic?

How many theme songs did They Might Be Giants actually do?
September 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Sometimes I think about the fact that possibly the most intelligent and well executed cinematic twist I've ever seen was in the Jude Law/Forrest Whitaker dumb action movie Repo Men, and I wonder what that means about the movie industry
August 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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He didn’t change. They did.
August 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Why is the toothbrush the perfect tool for cleaning so many things so well?
August 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I'm not asking much of modern story writers, I just want an over the top operatic villain who revels in their heinousness while also being a shades of grey story where there are no good or bad guys and every member of the conflict makes valid points, that's not so hard is it?
July 18, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I'm not happy, but one day I'll be dead, and that's basically the same thing, right?
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I can not describe in words how much I need the team from HiFi Rush to make a KPop Demon Hunters game
January 1, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Remember to go to the bathroom before midnight, you don't wanna start the year dealing with last year's shit
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
If anyone at the trump administration could do a crossword they'd be very upset by today's
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There is nothing funnier than having to approve signing in on your phone, by checking your phone to approve the sign in request from your phone
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I look to the world, and I ask myself, "What would Avatar Kyoshi do?"

Does throwing molotov's count as firebending?
May 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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If you ever wanted to learn about the lore of Elden Ring lakes, this is a 100% accurate guide.
Welcome to Liurnia
YouTube video by Tulok & Mango
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April 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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This is a fantastically hilarious ffx challenge run, check it out
Final Fantasy X But The Jobs are WRONG - FFX Challenge Run
YouTube video by Tulok & Mango
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April 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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A true E-Girl is tormented by visions of a horrible future.

She's also great at avoiding the dreaded "brick" of spellslinger decks.
Izzet Spellslinger with MAXIMUM RISK for MAXIMUM REWARD (Commander Deck for Eruth Tormented Prophet)
YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian
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April 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Before the next season of Marvel Rivals, check out my character wishlist with some of the most UNHINGED requests.
THE MOST UNHINGED Marvel Rivals Wishlist
YouTube video by Tulok & Mango
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April 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I was today years old when I found out Guillaume David, who did the absolute banger soundtrack for Mechanicus, also did the soundtrack for Ixion
April 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Damn, our parents are gonna get so much more insufferable

Meta fact-checking program to officially end Monday

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Meta fact-checking program to officially end Monday
Meta, the parent company of Facebook and Instagram, will officially end its fact-checking program Monday, a top company official said.
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April 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
On the one hand, good

On every other hand, it hurts so much
April 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Atomfall has an important lesson, not the brilliant leads system, nor the 30 systems that encourage exploration, not even the brilliant world. No, that dumb ai single file turning the corner and lining up for the hi power head shot conga is funny af
April 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM