jason
@dry-constant.bsky.social
the survivors do not leave me alone
jason universe - https://m.youtube.com/@JasonUniverse13?ra=m
reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/Dry-Constant-357/
jason universe - https://m.youtube.com/@JasonUniverse13?ra=m
reddit - https://www.reddit.com/user/Dry-Constant-357/
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jason
@dry-constant.bsky.social
· Jul 16
i ♥️ my mother
August 18, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Quick PSA from Scary Orange.
August 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Quick PSA from Scary Orange.
disappears for another 13 years
August 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
disappears for another 13 years
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it is no longer Friday
July 18, 2026 at 1:29 PM
it is no longer Friday
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![FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
JON FINISHES JAR OF SALSA
“I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point,” says Bluesky personality
NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) announced Friday afternoon that he and his family has finished a jar of salsa purchased weeks prior, and plan to purchase a new jar of salsa in short order.
“I finished the last of it today,” Jon said. “I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point.”
Jon offered little insight into whether he’ll stick with the same brand of salsa, or reach for another label. “I don’t know,” he said. “I’ll just grab whatever [the grocery store has available], probably.”
Taco nights must be a hit in the Bois household, no? “I mean, yeah, I guess,” Jon offers. “ We put it on our tacos and stuff. All that’s really going on here is that I ran out, so I’m gonna get some more. I don’t think there’s much more to it than that.”
Perhaps Jon would be interested in hearing some of his Bluesky followers’ favorite brands of salsa?
“No, not really.”
Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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Happy Birthday
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! IT IS MY BIRRTDAY HABBY BIRRTDAY TO ME I AM NAOW 5 YEERS OLDE A REEL GROWED MANN !! !!!
July 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Happy Birthday
jason will return in #avengersdoomsday
July 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
jason will return in #avengersdoomsday
c’est la vie
July 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
c’est la vie
it’s friday… the 17th
July 17, 2026 at 12:57 PM
it’s friday… the 17th
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i gotmyself a "silly straw" to enjoy my beverage. I don't find it silly at all. is it silly to bring joy to a mundane activity. i think not. But it also looks like it spells "ass" in cursive which is silly so fair play.
July 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
i gotmyself a "silly straw" to enjoy my beverage. I don't find it silly at all. is it silly to bring joy to a mundane activity. i think not. But it also looks like it spells "ass" in cursive which is silly so fair play.
you’re all gonna be okay
its great to live laugh and love but sometimes what keeps the fire lit is having a hedgehog to hate
@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social You're an inspiration, Eggman.
You prove to me that no matter how hard my enemies are, I can get up and fight again.
Each of us has a hedgehog in our lives, and it must be destroyed.
You prove to me that no matter how hard my enemies are, I can get up and fight again.
Each of us has a hedgehog in our lives, and it must be destroyed.
July 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
you’re all gonna be okay
July 16, 2026 at 8:47 PM
creative excuse to be the 50th repost of this
fuckin sonic. don't come around here. i have nothing to say to you, except for all the things that i will say if you come around here
July 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
creative excuse to be the 50th repost of this
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the lake is safe if you’re not ƒ𝝘𝘦Ƌ𝗄𝘆
July 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
the lake is safe if you’re not ƒ𝝘𝘦Ƌ𝗄𝘆
July 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
i do not like ai
i will slash ai
i will slash ai
July 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
i do not like ai
i will slash ai
i will slash ai
fire jason
i feel like at this point forest fires are more trouble than they're worth
July 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
fire jason
they call it bluesky,
but the sky is gray over here at CAMP CRYSTAL LAKe
but the sky is gray over here at CAMP CRYSTAL LAKe
July 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
they call it bluesky,
but the sky is gray over here at CAMP CRYSTAL LAKe
but the sky is gray over here at CAMP CRYSTAL LAKe