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Dry Wit Wonk
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· Nov 21
Pretty cool that I can cosplay as the best of both worlds... erm... universes... franchises. Whatever. #StarTrek #Pike #StarWars #LukeSkywalker
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LAPD cops working for ICE contractors off duty — while the department fights to keep its moonlighting records hidden.
That is the accusation now being leveled directly at LAPD leadership after a judge ordered the records turned over.
That is the accusation now being leveled directly at LAPD leadership after a judge ordered the records turned over.
September 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
LAPD cops working for ICE contractors off duty — while the department fights to keep its moonlighting records hidden.
That is the accusation now being leveled directly at LAPD leadership after a judge ordered the records turned over.
That is the accusation now being leveled directly at LAPD leadership after a judge ordered the records turned over.
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This pretty much captures our insane reality 🏆
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September 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This pretty much captures our insane reality 🏆
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I can't stop making Dad jokes. I think I have a comic illness.
September 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I can't stop making Dad jokes. I think I have a comic illness.
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He NEVER went up his own ass, and for a global Hollywood superstar that is a very very rare thing.
A visibly moved HARRISON FORD accepting his AFI Life Achievement Award in L.A earlier this year.
A visibly moved HARRISON FORD accepting his AFI Life Achievement Award in L.A earlier this year.
September 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
He NEVER went up his own ass, and for a global Hollywood superstar that is a very very rare thing.
A visibly moved HARRISON FORD accepting his AFI Life Achievement Award in L.A earlier this year.
A visibly moved HARRISON FORD accepting his AFI Life Achievement Award in L.A earlier this year.
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If Hitchcock made films today.
September 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
If Hitchcock made films today.
Heard at #Disneyland / California Adventures today: "We're sorry, but Cars Radiator Springs Racers is out of service because someone stood up in Tiana's Bayou Adventures again."
September 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Heard at #Disneyland / California Adventures today: "We're sorry, but Cars Radiator Springs Racers is out of service because someone stood up in Tiana's Bayou Adventures again."
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Oh NOOOOO. I never missed her show!!!
I never watched it, so I've never missed it.
<rimshot>
Thank you ladies & gentlemen, I'll see myself out...
I never watched it, so I've never missed it.
<rimshot>
Thank you ladies & gentlemen, I'll see myself out...
September 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Oh NOOOOO. I never missed her show!!!
I never watched it, so I've never missed it.
<rimshot>
Thank you ladies & gentlemen, I'll see myself out...
I never watched it, so I've never missed it.
<rimshot>
Thank you ladies & gentlemen, I'll see myself out...
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September 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Why rename #LakeOntario when Lake Michigan is the only Great Lake that is entirely within the US? Wouldn't it make more sense to rename Lake Michigan to Lake America? Then I also wonder what MAGA Michiganders would think of having their lake renamed. I'll bet it wouldn't go over too well.
August 29, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Why rename #LakeOntario when Lake Michigan is the only Great Lake that is entirely within the US? Wouldn't it make more sense to rename Lake Michigan to Lake America? Then I also wonder what MAGA Michiganders would think of having their lake renamed. I'll bet it wouldn't go over too well.
Dolly Parton didn't take any guff from Trump or MAGA. I fucking dare Trump to talk shit about her the way he did with Mueller or Reiner. I may not like country music, but EVERYBODY loved Dolly.
#RIPDolly
#RIPDolly
August 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Dolly Parton didn't take any guff from Trump or MAGA. I fucking dare Trump to talk shit about her the way he did with Mueller or Reiner. I may not like country music, but EVERYBODY loved Dolly.
#RIPDolly
#RIPDolly
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“Minus 23,000 jobs” is a weird way to spell “economic boom.”
CNBC on the July jobs report: "Minus -- minus! -- 23,000 on non-farm payrolls. That would be the second worst number of the year ... revisions -- another whopper! Minus 103,000 ... average hourly earnings -- big miss!"
August 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
“Minus 23,000 jobs” is a weird way to spell “economic boom.”
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Showing up and taking the 5th is not contemptuous, it’s a constitutional right. NOT showing up at all like Jim Jordan didn’t when he was subpoenaed? THAT is contempt.
BREAKING: A Senate committee votes to hold Anthony Fauci in contempt of Congress over his refusal to answer questions at COVID hearing.
Senate committee votes to hold Fauci in contempt for refusing to answer COVID questions
Dr. Anthony Fauci invoked his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination more than 100 times when he appeared before the Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs.
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August 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Showing up and taking the 5th is not contemptuous, it’s a constitutional right. NOT showing up at all like Jim Jordan didn’t when he was subpoenaed? THAT is contempt.
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Andy Beshear should say he spoke to Mitch for 20 minutes and Mitch told him to appoint someone else.
Prove him wrong, Mitch.
Prove him wrong.
Prove him wrong, Mitch.
Prove him wrong.
July 24, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Andy Beshear should say he spoke to Mitch for 20 minutes and Mitch told him to appoint someone else.
Prove him wrong, Mitch.
Prove him wrong.
Prove him wrong, Mitch.
Prove him wrong.
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The new evidence of voter fraud presented in the speech
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July 17, 2026 at 12:18 PM
The new evidence of voter fraud presented in the speech
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“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
July 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
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Gov Joe Lombardo,
former law enforcement officer,
31st governor of Nevada since 2023,
2015 - 2023, 17th sheriff of Clark County,
serving 34-years in law enforcement
He should have taken his ticket as an example of owning your own actions. But here we are.
former law enforcement officer,
31st governor of Nevada since 2023,
2015 - 2023, 17th sheriff of Clark County,
serving 34-years in law enforcement
He should have taken his ticket as an example of owning your own actions. But here we are.
July 14, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Gov Joe Lombardo,
former law enforcement officer,
31st governor of Nevada since 2023,
2015 - 2023, 17th sheriff of Clark County,
serving 34-years in law enforcement
He should have taken his ticket as an example of owning your own actions. But here we are.
former law enforcement officer,
31st governor of Nevada since 2023,
2015 - 2023, 17th sheriff of Clark County,
serving 34-years in law enforcement
He should have taken his ticket as an example of owning your own actions. But here we are.
While the internet is currently swirling with intense rumors about the health of #MitchMcConnell following his June 14 hospitalization, his office maintains that he is alive, improving, and working with staff.
However, if we treat a **purely hypothetical legal thought experiment**—
However, if we treat a **purely hypothetical legal thought experiment**—
July 4, 2026 at 4:49 AM
While the internet is currently swirling with intense rumors about the health of #MitchMcConnell following his June 14 hospitalization, his office maintains that he is alive, improving, and working with staff.
However, if we treat a **purely hypothetical legal thought experiment**—
However, if we treat a **purely hypothetical legal thought experiment**—
Batman: The Animated Series panel with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and Paul Williams at #FanExpo.
June 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Batman: The Animated Series panel with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and Paul Williams at #FanExpo.
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“If we lose, people might investigate us" is a helluva campaign pitch for "innocent" politicians.
June 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
“If we lose, people might investigate us" is a helluva campaign pitch for "innocent" politicians.
At the @markhamillofficial.bsky.social panel at #FanExpo.
June 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
At the @markhamillofficial.bsky.social panel at #FanExpo.
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Fauci needs to sue this man into bankruptcy, if only to dissuade the other inveterate liars of this administration.
Peter Navarro on Maria Bartiromo's show lies with impunity that "it's an indisputable fact" that Fauci "created that virus" and "killed people"
June 25, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Fauci needs to sue this man into bankruptcy, if only to dissuade the other inveterate liars of this administration.