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They made a skyking doc?? I can’t handle that rn 😭😭😭
April 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
That Claude Monet guy? Hes pretty good.
February 17, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I love my work gatherings. Without fail we always end up going around telling eachother how youthful we all look.
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Hey so why the cartoons? We gotta stop with this. Absolutely no one wants these smutty books to look like this.
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Do you think my therapist has watched heated rivalry?
January 15, 2026 at 5:50 AM
If I don’t hear a new song from Harry Styles by the end of the week so help me god….
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Aww I didn’t expect to cry at the horny gay hockey show! 😭💞
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I didn’t realize Nicholas Flamel was a real guy. I fully thought JK R*wling just made him up.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I know Epstein was a monster because normal people don’t send that many emails.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Was the dialogue in The Materialists written entirely by ChatGPT or ???
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Lightning McQueen is cancelled.
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I love the girl but there’s no way Taylor Swifts Fate of Ophelia can top this one:

youtu.be/jnvgq8STMGM?...
The Fate of Ophelia - SASSY GAY FRIEND
YouTube video by The Second City
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October 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ugh. Don’t make me care about Jimmy Kimmel!
September 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Decided to finally watch Normal People because I just loooooove to be sad.
September 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Thank you to my therapists and to gay people!”
September 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Belly is so relatable. I too love to sensually eat a peach in front of my ex boyfriend who is also my future brother in law. Who hasn’t been there?! Preach!
August 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I LOVE ROCKS
August 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Taylor Swift:
August 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Is Taylor Swift doesn’t make a Wagon Wheel Watusi reference, this whole era will be a waste
August 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why is this glitter background so low res? What’s the color story here? How did this first draft go live?
August 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Taylor Swift plz, I just wanted to go to bed early. Don’t do this to me 😭😭😭😭
August 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“Benson Boone is this generation’s Bruce Springsteen” is a great thing to say if you want to piss everyone off 👹
August 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Next week on the Nelk Boys: Lucifer himself. Let’s hear him out!
July 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Reposted by Katie
It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I have no clue what the plot is to John Proctor Is The Villian, but that doesn’t stop me from tearing up to every single clip of them dancing to that Lorde song 🥺
July 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM