*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp
*still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this

idk man it just makes me anxious

we're so back

If George Washington had known we’d relinquish the muppets to the most unimaginative people on earth I don’t think he’d have bothered crossing the Delaware

moreover making stuff that we adopt willingly without having it rammed down our throats at every turn

the damnedest thing is i spent so much time there in my teens and early 20's that i know it's not possible, but the dream is so realistic and frequent, i have to stop and think to remind myself.

and of course this is a ring mountain in the appalachian foothills that once hosted a community that was evicted in order to flood it and create a reservoir. iykyk.