DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social
I generate exciting adventures in the deepest depths of the world's favourite flatpack furniture store.
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Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery by @notinventedhere.bsky.social.
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You are in the Bathroom department.
You spot ÖPPEN tracks leading to the SMÅLAND.
You spot ÖPPEN tracks leading to the SMÅLAND.
October 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
You are in the Bathroom department.
You spot ÖPPEN tracks leading to the SMÅLAND.
You spot ÖPPEN tracks leading to the SMÅLAND.
You are in the Restaurant.
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a roving band of ERNFRID!
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a roving band of ERNFRID!
October 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
You are in the Restaurant.
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a roving band of ERNFRID!
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a roving band of ERNFRID!
You are in the Food Market.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful FINFIN.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful FINFIN.
October 2, 2026 at 9:50 AM
You are in the Food Market.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful FINFIN.
You hear a noise and spin round; ah, just a herd of peaceful FINFIN.
You swing at the BYGEL with your Posidriv screwdriver. It takes 2 hex damage.
October 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
You swing at the BYGEL with your Posidriv screwdriver. It takes 2 hex damage.
>NEW GAME
Curse of the Mattress Overlord
You are a level 1 Staff. You have 5HP. You are in the car park.
Curse of the Mattress Overlord
You are a level 1 Staff. You have 5HP. You are in the car park.
October 1, 2026 at 9:50 AM
>NEW GAME
Curse of the Mattress Overlord
You are a level 1 Staff. You have 5HP. You are in the car park.
Curse of the Mattress Overlord
You are a level 1 Staff. You have 5HP. You are in the car park.
The KUNSKAP attacks! You take 8 rotational damage.
September 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The KUNSKAP attacks! You take 8 rotational damage.
You are in the Bathroom department.
Exits are CAR PARK, TOILETS, and RETURNS & EXCHANGES.
Exits are CAR PARK, TOILETS, and RETURNS & EXCHANGES.
September 30, 2026 at 9:50 AM
You are in the Bathroom department.
Exits are CAR PARK, TOILETS, and RETURNS & EXCHANGES.
Exits are CAR PARK, TOILETS, and RETURNS & EXCHANGES.
>Cast Disassemble KVOT.
Your spell fails! You don't have a hex wrench!
Your spell fails! You don't have a hex wrench!
September 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM
>Cast Disassemble KVOT.
Your spell fails! You don't have a hex wrench!
Your spell fails! You don't have a hex wrench!
In the Kitchens department, a trader offers you a magical Daim bar (+5 to Disassembly skill).
September 29, 2026 at 9:50 AM
In the Kitchens department, a trader offers you a magical Daim bar (+5 to Disassembly skill).
You are in the Bedroom department.
There is a LINDÅN here. It is unaware of your presence.
There is a LINDÅN here. It is unaware of your presence.
September 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
You are in the Bedroom department.
There is a LINDÅN here. It is unaware of your presence.
There is a LINDÅN here. It is unaware of your presence.
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
A irritated-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
A irritated-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
September 28, 2026 at 9:50 AM
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
A irritated-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
A irritated-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
The BAKELSE performs an attack! You are immobilised!
September 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The BAKELSE performs an attack! You are immobilised!
There is a GUNSTIG here.
>EXAMINE GUNSTIG
It is motionless. It is motionless. It has 43 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GUNSTIG
It is motionless. It is motionless. It has 43 HP remaining.
September 27, 2026 at 9:50 AM
There is a GUNSTIG here.
>EXAMINE GUNSTIG
It is motionless. It is motionless. It has 43 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GUNSTIG
It is motionless. It is motionless. It has 43 HP remaining.
You are in a moss-covered sub-basement.
>LOOK
You see a Posidriv screwdriver (cursed).
>LOOK
You see a Posidriv screwdriver (cursed).
September 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
You are in a moss-covered sub-basement.
>LOOK
You see a Posidriv screwdriver (cursed).
>LOOK
You see a Posidriv screwdriver (cursed).
>Cast Transmute Small Pencil to Shrimp Sandwich.
A shrimp sandwich appears but, ewww, it looks off!
A shrimp sandwich appears but, ewww, it looks off!
September 26, 2026 at 9:50 AM
>Cast Transmute Small Pencil to Shrimp Sandwich.
A shrimp sandwich appears but, ewww, it looks off!
A shrimp sandwich appears but, ewww, it looks off!
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
Whoops! You accidentally summoned a MDF elemental! Run!
Whoops! You accidentally summoned a MDF elemental! Run!
September 25, 2026 at 9:50 PM
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
Whoops! You accidentally summoned a MDF elemental! Run!
Whoops! You accidentally summoned a MDF elemental! Run!
The LEKANDE performs an attack! You are peppered with splinters and take 7 damage.
September 25, 2026 at 9:50 AM
The LEKANDE performs an attack! You are peppered with splinters and take 7 damage.
>Cast Bjorn's Phantom Packet Of Gravy.
A packet of gravy appears, but it smells past its sell-by date.
A packet of gravy appears, but it smells past its sell-by date.
September 24, 2026 at 9:50 PM
>Cast Bjorn's Phantom Packet Of Gravy.
A packet of gravy appears, but it smells past its sell-by date.
A packet of gravy appears, but it smells past its sell-by date.
Outside Småland, you discover an enchanted oak gauntlet (immune to MDF damage).
September 24, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Outside Småland, you discover an enchanted oak gauntlet (immune to MDF damage).
In a dim sub-basement, you find an ensorcelled Posidriv screwdriver (+2 veneer damage).
September 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
In a dim sub-basement, you find an ensorcelled Posidriv screwdriver (+2 veneer damage).
You are in the Bathroom department.
You notice a ➡ inscribed on the floor.
You notice a ➡ inscribed on the floor.
September 23, 2026 at 9:50 AM
You are in the Bathroom department.
You notice a ➡ inscribed on the floor.
You notice a ➡ inscribed on the floor.
You swing at the FLYGNING with your small pencil. You score a critical hit and the FLYGNING is partially disassembled!
September 22, 2026 at 9:50 PM
You swing at the FLYGNING with your small pencil. You score a critical hit and the FLYGNING is partially disassembled!
You are in the Bedroom department.
You eat some najad salmon - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel nauseous.
You eat some najad salmon - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel nauseous.
September 22, 2026 at 9:50 AM
You are in the Bedroom department.
You eat some najad salmon - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel nauseous.
You eat some najad salmon - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel nauseous.
There is a LIVISTONA here.
>EXAMINE LIVISTONA
It is unaware of your presence. It is motionless. It has 14 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LIVISTONA
It is unaware of your presence. It is motionless. It has 14 HP remaining.
September 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
There is a LIVISTONA here.
>EXAMINE LIVISTONA
It is unaware of your presence. It is motionless. It has 14 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LIVISTONA
It is unaware of your presence. It is motionless. It has 14 HP remaining.
There is a DUKTIG here.
>EXAMINE DUKTIG
It looks irritated. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 17 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE DUKTIG
It looks irritated. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 17 HP remaining.
September 21, 2026 at 9:45 AM
There is a DUKTIG here.
>EXAMINE DUKTIG
It looks irritated. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 17 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE DUKTIG
It looks irritated. It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 17 HP remaining.