Woah what a cool shirt - why would anyone get rid this? If this applied to me, it'd be over my dead body that this gets donated
September 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Woah what a cool shirt - why would anyone get rid this? If this applied to me, it'd be over my dead body that this gets donated
Thrifting a Columbo cosplay made significant progress yesterday as I found a light gray suit in my size
(It seems like he doesn't often wear a gray suit this light often, but it's still something)
Still need to get the right tie and shoes
(It seems like he doesn't often wear a gray suit this light often, but it's still something)
Still need to get the right tie and shoes
September 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Thrifting a Columbo cosplay made significant progress yesterday as I found a light gray suit in my size
(It seems like he doesn't often wear a gray suit this light often, but it's still something)
Still need to get the right tie and shoes
(It seems like he doesn't often wear a gray suit this light often, but it's still something)
Still need to get the right tie and shoes
Downloaded all of my Twitch data so I can view every message I've ever written and filter for certain keywords
September 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Downloaded all of my Twitch data so I can view every message I've ever written and filter for certain keywords
A lady today told me "I hope you didn't get overstimulated by all the noise"
Maybe I don't need to get an official autism assessment if I could get read like that
Maybe I don't need to get an official autism assessment if I could get read like that
September 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
A lady today told me "I hope you didn't get overstimulated by all the noise"
Maybe I don't need to get an official autism assessment if I could get read like that
Maybe I don't need to get an official autism assessment if I could get read like that
Sonic has really gone downhill after foregoing the automatic half-price drinks in-app
September 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Sonic has really gone downhill after foregoing the automatic half-price drinks in-app
Now that all of the cool kids have played Big Walk, there should be a group for all of the losers like me who have no one to play it with
September 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Now that all of the cool kids have played Big Walk, there should be a group for all of the losers like me who have no one to play it with
It's really refreshing how modern internet is accepting of religion. Back in the 2010s internet, you couldn't be online unless you were a Flying Spaghetti Monster atheist
Now, some of the most progressive people I know are theistic
Now, some of the most progressive people I know are theistic
September 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's really refreshing how modern internet is accepting of religion. Back in the 2010s internet, you couldn't be online unless you were a Flying Spaghetti Monster atheist
Now, some of the most progressive people I know are theistic
Now, some of the most progressive people I know are theistic
I've grown to hate the popularity of the "Flamin' Hot" brand. The brand is built on the popularity of spice but every Flamin' Hot product would be better if the same seasoning from Andy Capp's Hot Fries would be on them instead
September 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I've grown to hate the popularity of the "Flamin' Hot" brand. The brand is built on the popularity of spice but every Flamin' Hot product would be better if the same seasoning from Andy Capp's Hot Fries would be on them instead
I'm glad we're not advertising alcohol to minors
September 6, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I'm glad we're not advertising alcohol to minors
If I, the loneliest man to ever exist, can resist AI chatbots, everyone else should
September 6, 2026 at 4:32 AM
If I, the loneliest man to ever exist, can resist AI chatbots, everyone else should
Passwords should be something you can accidentally type in your work Slack
Some examples include:
myspacebarisbroken
phonescreenismessedupaftercumtribute
Ispilledapplejuiceonmykeyboard
Some examples include:
myspacebarisbroken
phonescreenismessedupaftercumtribute
Ispilledapplejuiceonmykeyboard
September 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Passwords should be something you can accidentally type in your work Slack
Some examples include:
myspacebarisbroken
phonescreenismessedupaftercumtribute
Ispilledapplejuiceonmykeyboard
Some examples include:
myspacebarisbroken
phonescreenismessedupaftercumtribute
Ispilledapplejuiceonmykeyboard
Y'all ever put crawfish in your buggy to make poboys?
September 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Y'all ever put crawfish in your buggy to make poboys?
I saw people putting up Halloween decorations already. We haven't even celebrated Thanksgiving yet.
September 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I saw people putting up Halloween decorations already. We haven't even celebrated Thanksgiving yet.
I just want to talk to the person at Twitch who thought embedded gifs in chat was a good idea
August 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I just want to talk to the person at Twitch who thought embedded gifs in chat was a good idea
To the tune of Pink Moon by Drake: "Saw her spittin' and I saw her say, 'Hawk tuah on that thang.'"
August 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
To the tune of Pink Moon by Drake: "Saw her spittin' and I saw her say, 'Hawk tuah on that thang.'"
@sloppyjoestonight.bsky.social missing u....
August 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
@sloppyjoestonight.bsky.social missing u....
Apologies in advance to all of the other streams I chat in
This Monday, Name Change Week returns! With special guests @rickypeacock.bsky.social, @hcjustin.com, @pizzasuplex.bsky.social, @thelukeman.bsky.social, @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social, @libbycwatson.com, @demilardner.bsky.social, @tomwalker.bsky.social, @coollike.gay, and @mattyistalking.com! Wow!
August 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Apologies in advance to all of the other streams I chat in
One of the only times you'll see me agreeing with Jon Bernthal
August 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One of the only times you'll see me agreeing with Jon Bernthal
It makes me feel really old to be following a Twitch account for 14 years.
August 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
It makes me feel really old to be following a Twitch account for 14 years.
Sometimes it takes 7 years of watching a streamer then stopping for 3 to start realizing you hate them, like how you think about him dating a fan with a 12 year age gap and he shit talked her when they broke up because of course, he was 36 when she was 23 - don't expect her to be as mature as you
August 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Sometimes it takes 7 years of watching a streamer then stopping for 3 to start realizing you hate them, like how you think about him dating a fan with a 12 year age gap and he shit talked her when they broke up because of course, he was 36 when she was 23 - don't expect her to be as mature as you
Shouting out this amazing deal using Paze. Essentially free $100 for each participating credit card you have. Take advantage of this company burning money to try and get people to use their shitty service that everyone will inevitably stop using after the promo ends
July 27, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Shouting out this amazing deal using Paze. Essentially free $100 for each participating credit card you have. Take advantage of this company burning money to try and get people to use their shitty service that everyone will inevitably stop using after the promo ends
You think you know what you're attracted to and then you see Pierce Brosnan in Lawnmover Man (1992)
July 26, 2026 at 7:02 AM
You think you know what you're attracted to and then you see Pierce Brosnan in Lawnmover Man (1992)
We need a Greta Van Fleet for the Big Bopper
July 25, 2026 at 3:53 PM
We need a Greta Van Fleet for the Big Bopper