Maxine Shaw, ESQ.
@dyferent.bsky.social
“In summation, I feel good about what I just said. Hopefully, you do too.” Winston L’Andre Bishop (not a real Esq.)
Knox County…. Where their mayor use to be a WWF wrestler….if I remember correctly, there are 91 other counties here.
A Tennessee school district has banned Alex Haley’s “Roots” under the state’s so-called ‘Age-Appropriate Materials Act’
Tennessee school district bans Alex Haley’s Roots under 2022 state law
With third-highest number of books banned, state removes renowned work about slave trade from library shelves
www.theguardian.com
May 17, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Knox County…. Where their mayor use to be a WWF wrestler….if I remember correctly, there are 91 other counties here.
I got sick working the Bruno Mars concert last WedNessus and I’m just now starting to bend the corner. My gawd.
May 15, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I got sick working the Bruno Mars concert last WedNessus and I’m just now starting to bend the corner. My gawd.
Al Rocket has a @pbs.org show called @weatherhunters.bsky.social and it is so cool. My daughter is hooked and it hasn’t been a week.
May 8, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Al Rocket has a @pbs.org show called @weatherhunters.bsky.social and it is so cool. My daughter is hooked and it hasn’t been a week.
A graduation with a clear bad policy. SMH
May 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
A graduation with a clear bad policy. SMH
3 different niggas laughed at me when I said I was getting my 4 y.o. a sleep study.
*Tom Joyner* WEEEEEELLLLLL… guess who has sleep apnea, bitch??
*Tom Joyner* WEEEEEELLLLLL… guess who has sleep apnea, bitch??
May 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
3 different niggas laughed at me when I said I was getting my 4 y.o. a sleep study.
*Tom Joyner* WEEEEEELLLLLL… guess who has sleep apnea, bitch??
*Tom Joyner* WEEEEEELLLLLL… guess who has sleep apnea, bitch??
But if I ask genuinely “who is that supposed to be” then I’m a hating ass bitch. Alright.
And then got the nerve to say thank you to compliments lmfao
I’m so tired of seeing these AI pictures that people be posting of themselves . Free my people please!!
May 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
But if I ask genuinely “who is that supposed to be” then I’m a hating ass bitch. Alright.
Once a qtr, I’d like to detach my tits from my body for a day.
May 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Once a qtr, I’d like to detach my tits from my body for a day.
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And then got the nerve to say thank you to compliments lmfao
I’m so tired of seeing these AI pictures that people be posting of themselves . Free my people please!!
May 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
And then got the nerve to say thank you to compliments lmfao
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Let me tell you something
A soup
A salad
A sandwich
I’m always gonna want all three
A soup
A salad
A sandwich
I’m always gonna want all three
May 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Let me tell you something
A soup
A salad
A sandwich
I’m always gonna want all three
A soup
A salad
A sandwich
I’m always gonna want all three
Y’all. Is a spicy bowl a soup or a dip?
or is it a third thing? 🧐🧐🧐
or is it a third thing? 🧐🧐🧐
May 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Y’all. Is a spicy bowl a soup or a dip?
or is it a third thing? 🧐🧐🧐
or is it a third thing? 🧐🧐🧐
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I really want AI to be destroyed. I’m so serious… this shit is too fucking dangerous.
May 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I really want AI to be destroyed. I’m so serious… this shit is too fucking dangerous.
My last appointment with my PCP is in 2 weeks and I plan on taking up a solid hour of her time because maam, I am exhausted and I actually hate this adulting shit and I still have to mother so what can we do about that and no, there are no worries about self harm, I’m too busy for all that. 🤭
May 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My last appointment with my PCP is in 2 weeks and I plan on taking up a solid hour of her time because maam, I am exhausted and I actually hate this adulting shit and I still have to mother so what can we do about that and no, there are no worries about self harm, I’m too busy for all that. 🤭
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i’m tired of hearing how you lot bump uglies.
May 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
i’m tired of hearing how you lot bump uglies.
I been barking about this for a while and just end up checking my friends and family names twice a year. I just found my momma $700.
I’m unsure if anyone has ever told yall this but please go check your county website for unclaimed property. You probably got unclaimed money somewhere.
I found out I had over $3000 that belonged to me.
I found out I had over $3000 that belonged to me.
May 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I been barking about this for a while and just end up checking my friends and family names twice a year. I just found my momma $700.
🗣️ TELL ME HOOOOWWWWW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE WITHOOOUUUUTTTTTT YYYOOOOUUUUUUU
"I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan..."
May 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
🗣️ TELL ME HOOOOWWWWW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE WITHOOOUUUUTTTTTT YYYOOOOUUUUUUU
I drink a celery juice concoction every morning and every morning I’m confused what matcha drinkers got going on.
“The pineapple saves this drink every time.”
“The pineapple saves this drink every time.”
mushroom coffee. matcha.
you all are fucking LYING!
you all are fucking LYING!
April 30, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I drink a celery juice concoction every morning and every morning I’m confused what matcha drinkers got going on.
“The pineapple saves this drink every time.”
“The pineapple saves this drink every time.”
everyday, I want to join them but I barely have enough energy to do the amount of lollygagging I’ve been doing.
Why the fuck is evil winning so much??????
April 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
everyday, I want to join them but I barely have enough energy to do the amount of lollygagging I’ve been doing.
I know the answer is never but please give me a tanch of hope.
When does the constant whining that these little girls do decrease?! It’s 30% of our day and I need a 10% reduction over the next 6 months if we’re going to survive.
When does the constant whining that these little girls do decrease?! It’s 30% of our day and I need a 10% reduction over the next 6 months if we’re going to survive.
April 30, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I know the answer is never but please give me a tanch of hope.
When does the constant whining that these little girls do decrease?! It’s 30% of our day and I need a 10% reduction over the next 6 months if we’re going to survive.
When does the constant whining that these little girls do decrease?! It’s 30% of our day and I need a 10% reduction over the next 6 months if we’re going to survive.
I can’t wait to bite somebody’s head off about this.
I get so annoyed when people ask Ava about having a boyfriend before I can stop it. All the things to ask a ten year old and you worried about boys????
April 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I can’t wait to bite somebody’s head off about this.
You ain’t missing me at all.
Won’t pick up the phone and call.
You don’ knnnooooowww mmmeeeee like you uuusssseeee to.
Won’t pick up the phone and call.
You don’ knnnooooowww mmmeeeee like you uuusssseeee to.
April 23, 2026 at 3:39 PM
You ain’t missing me at all.
Won’t pick up the phone and call.
You don’ knnnooooowww mmmeeeee like you uuusssseeee to.
Won’t pick up the phone and call.
You don’ knnnooooowww mmmeeeee like you uuusssseeee to.
Every day that I go to work, I’m reminded of my gratitude for having a daughter.
The thought of having a son right now makes my skin crawl and is funny because I just knew I was having a boy.
The thought of having a son right now makes my skin crawl and is funny because I just knew I was having a boy.
April 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Every day that I go to work, I’m reminded of my gratitude for having a daughter.
The thought of having a son right now makes my skin crawl and is funny because I just knew I was having a boy.
The thought of having a son right now makes my skin crawl and is funny because I just knew I was having a boy.
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My diary from 1998 after I found Star Wars for the first time:
April 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
My diary from 1998 after I found Star Wars for the first time:
Finding out that people be letting their adult bosses yell at their adult asses is so funny to me because how?
April 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Finding out that people be letting their adult bosses yell at their adult asses is so funny to me because how?
I’m not sure who I referred but thank you kindly! Gas is $3.89 in Missouri.
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April 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I’m not sure who I referred but thank you kindly! Gas is $3.89 in Missouri.
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Everything is a little too Freaky Friday-esque for me When the calendar says Tuesday.
What in the actual hell is happening around here, America?!
What in the actual hell is happening around here, America?!
April 1, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Everything is a little too Freaky Friday-esque for me When the calendar says Tuesday.
What in the actual hell is happening around here, America?!
What in the actual hell is happening around here, America?!