Dylan Hamilton
dylanhamilton.bsky.social
Dylan Hamilton
@dylanhamilton.bsky.social
Fighter of the nightman. Champion of the sun, master of Karate and friendship for everyone.
Driving the Jackdaw around the Carribean after a lot of World Cup beers. #Cincinnati
July 20, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Not a single redeeming quality for this team. #Reds
June 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Sometimes the post work beers become close the bar down beers, and you just gotta ride it out.
June 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The Reds should stop watching poorly thrown first pitch sliders on first pitches.
April 29, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It doesn't matter how many times I've seen it. If Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is on I'm stopping in for at least 15 minutes, I don't care where the movie is at.
April 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
They nailed it. #severence
March 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Finished Paradise on Hulu. I have thoughts. No spoilers.

1. It was solid, twist at the end of ep 1 was a little predictable
2. Ep 7 is incredible. Easily the best of the series. Combined with episode 8, it ended stronger than it started.
3. Sterling K. Brown. We aren't worthy.
March 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'll say this for Industry on HBO. It might be my number one hate watch show of all time.
December 28, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Reposted by Dylan Hamilton
In this Ohio diner, Panama still means a song by the Satanic heavy metal band Van Halen. But they do know this: The money that DOGE saves by eliminating woke education programs will be enough to buy back the Panama Canal, and also Greenland.
December 27, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Today is all about the Bob's Burgers Thanksgiving episodes.
November 28, 2024 at 2:45 PM
November 21, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I guess it is getting more popular on here. Glad I got in with the name early.
November 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Dylan's definitive Fargo season rankings..
1) 1
2) 5
3) 2
4) 3
5) 4
January 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
No two blokes on the planet are more bored than the two doing the Reds game on FS1. They know they are going against a MNF doubleheader. They honestly could talk about pretty much anything except that game right know and their jobs are 100% safe.
September 19, 2023 at 12:04 AM
CES!!!!
August 19, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Huge win for the Reds.
July 29, 2023 at 5:02 AM
The sports gods need to stop toying with Cincinnati. Just let us live.
July 27, 2023 at 10:49 PM
The Reds get my first blue sky post.
July 26, 2023 at 3:38 AM