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the fabled boy
@dynny.bsky.social
· Dec 8
Chekhov's Mouseketool
You're telling me David Fostered this Wallace?
September 19, 2026 at 7:17 AM
You're telling me David Fostered this Wallace?
I'm kind of like a fridge cigarette, in a way.
September 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I'm kind of like a fridge cigarette, in a way.
Cake is to singing what Chris Pratt is to voice acting
August 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Cake is to singing what Chris Pratt is to voice acting
Matching His and His tummy aches
August 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Matching His and His tummy aches
Mint green tea with honey and protein milk while looking outside at the rain as I wait for my friend to pick me up for dinner
August 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Mint green tea with honey and protein milk while looking outside at the rain as I wait for my friend to pick me up for dinner
Abba Sun, Fleetwood Mac Moon, Scissor Sisters Rising
August 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Abba Sun, Fleetwood Mac Moon, Scissor Sisters Rising
"You Bing'd it, now lay in it."
August 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"You Bing'd it, now lay in it."
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I have a lot going on this week but this is my masterpiece
August 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I have a lot going on this week but this is my masterpiece
My birthday party with no context
August 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
My birthday party with no context
*pushing my car home with my partner*
"...so tell me about the hermeneutic circle."
"...so tell me about the hermeneutic circle."
August 1, 2026 at 10:35 AM
*pushing my car home with my partner*
"...so tell me about the hermeneutic circle."
"...so tell me about the hermeneutic circle."
"Sometimes I forget you have a friend named Fanta so you'll tell a story and I keep thinking, 'man, you have a very different relationship to this drink than I do'"
July 30, 2026 at 2:02 AM
"Sometimes I forget you have a friend named Fanta so you'll tell a story and I keep thinking, 'man, you have a very different relationship to this drink than I do'"
"Big Phreak was my rapper name. Spelled with a P H. It's short for Big Paprika. They heard me wrong."
- from the chef
- from the chef
July 27, 2026 at 5:54 AM
"Big Phreak was my rapper name. Spelled with a P H. It's short for Big Paprika. They heard me wrong."
- from the chef
- from the chef
Can't tell if this haircut is a mullet or just bangs
July 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Can't tell if this haircut is a mullet or just bangs
"Call me the third little piggy the way I'm bricked up and ready to get blown"
June 30, 2026 at 6:41 AM
"Call me the third little piggy the way I'm bricked up and ready to get blown"
Funniest part about dating is watching my partner confront his fear of clowns head on by dating me (legally a clown)
June 28, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Funniest part about dating is watching my partner confront his fear of clowns head on by dating me (legally a clown)
Figured out what it was for. Worth it.
Love my job because wdym they just shipped a full sized mannequin here in 2 rubbermaid containers that they drilled holes in and secured with zip ties and slapped 5 FRAGILE stickers on?
June 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Figured out what it was for. Worth it.
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the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists
March 26, 2024 at 4:32 PM
the most annoying thing about living here is tourists asking to meet She Who Slumbers in the Lake. buddy, we all want to meet her. that’s why we lure the tourists
Prank called at my work at 11am. The kids these days have an energy I simply cannot match
May 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Prank called at my work at 11am. The kids these days have an energy I simply cannot match
Chad and Max from Cold Ones have ruined my speech patterns
May 24, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Chad and Max from Cold Ones have ruined my speech patterns
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YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
Love my job because wdym they just shipped a full sized mannequin here in 2 rubbermaid containers that they drilled holes in and secured with zip ties and slapped 5 FRAGILE stickers on?
May 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Love my job because wdym they just shipped a full sized mannequin here in 2 rubbermaid containers that they drilled holes in and secured with zip ties and slapped 5 FRAGILE stickers on?
"What? I would love you if you were a worm. I would love you if I was a woman."
May 19, 2026 at 6:05 AM
"What? I would love you if you were a worm. I would love you if I was a woman."
It's a crisp grape kind of day
May 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
It's a crisp grape kind of day