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"Fast" Eddie Rhino
@earino.bsky.social
Husband, father, generic archetype
Just found out Andre the Giant was 2 years younger than I am when he died and I was not ready for that.
September 20, 2026 at 10:29 AM
There's nothing quite like waking up to a feed full of people celebrating what was clearly a bonkers UFC card.
September 20, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Absolutely best performance of my life.

GeoParty Daily #32 🔥28 · 21,990 pts
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⚔️ Beat my ghost: geoparty.social/daily.html?u...
GeoParty Daily Challenge
Five mystery places, the same for everyone today. One run per day — beat the score that sent you here.
geoparty.social
September 19, 2026 at 3:04 PM
This is the best I've ever done at my own videogame.

GeoParty Daily #26 🔥23 · 22,817 pts
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⚔️ Beat my ghost: geoparty.social/daily.html?u...
GeoParty Daily Challenge
Five mystery places, the same for everyone today. One run per day — beat the score that sent you here.
geoparty.social
September 13, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Some shady stuff going down on OS 364.
September 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
GeoParty is live! 🗺️ I built a geoguessing party game for families and friends. No downloads, no accounts — you just open the URL and play.
🎮 geoparty.social

TV + phones, 1–8 people, a few minutes a round. Try it with your people this weekend.
GeoParty — the geoguessing party game
Guess where in the world you are. Phones in, pins down. Free in the browser — no app, no accounts.
geoparty.social
August 26, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Watching a compilation of the best dolly parton music videos to remember a truly one of a kind dynamite lady.
August 25, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"and he couldn't..."
I just want to know who's baby this is? Because I am proud of her like she's one of mine. This is perfection
August 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Getting real close to releasing the first chapter of my new novel "The Wolf and the Eagle" on the Past Lives Patreon. Check out the first page here:
August 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Just stumbled on this wheel of fortune episode with Lee Greenwood, Little Richard and James Brown inexplicably on a team, and Weird Al.
July 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Alas.
July 27, 2026 at 9:56 AM
July 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
My kingdom for an episode of Beatdown After the Bell. 😭
July 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Watching "Friends" for the first time.
July 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Had a totally regular dream. I had to move back to SF and needed a roommate. Ended up in the second bedroom of an apartment owned by Azathoth, the lovecraftian blind idiot god of chaos.
June 20, 2026 at 5:57 AM
No one knows that I am the Bangaranga.
June 11, 2026 at 12:02 PM
It's funny how walking directions in Amsterdam always say "Mostly flat."
May 31, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Not sure how it could be any clearer that Zohran has the Mandate of Heaven now that the Knicks are going to the Finals
May 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Gosh remember when everyone learned about vuvuzelas.
May 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Felt cute, have some selfies.
May 21, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Still listening to Regarde! Bangaranga and Choke Me from Eurovision 2026. Have added Ya Ya Ya to the rotation. I feel too old to get into pop music and yet here I am just Bangaranging away.
May 20, 2026 at 1:35 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
May 20, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was difficult and time-consuming to do rigorous work, that totally excuses the errors
May 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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I'm bringing my substack back to life to talk about AI and data science: open.substack.com/pub/tidydesi.... I have conflicted feelings about both AI and writing about AI but I want to try and work through them in the open, and I hope you'll join me on this journey.
Returning to life!
Welcome back to the tidy design principles substack.
open.substack.com
May 18, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Every time...

Me on the way to the gym: "I'm so sore, why am I doing this? I could be at home eating pastries with my sweetie.."

Me leaving the gym: "Heck yeah that was awesome... I feel amazing! Can't wait to come back and work twice as hard next time!"
May 17, 2026 at 9:16 AM