SandWitch❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
@eatmysandwitch.bsky.social
Artist, dreamer, cat lady, foodie, Mom.
Books, movies, TV shows, random shit.
FUCK Trump, closer to anarchy every day.
Books, movies, TV shows, random shit.
FUCK Trump, closer to anarchy every day.
In case you were curious, it cost me $350 to fill up a 26 foot refrigerated box truck with diesel today.
Money Fire
Alt: Two sailors shoveling money into a furnace.
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September 30, 2026 at 12:53 PM
In case you were curious, it cost me $350 to fill up a 26 foot refrigerated box truck with diesel today.
I'm like 6 pages into Threshing Day and there's a misspelling that's annoying me so much I'm struggling to keep reading.
September 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I'm like 6 pages into Threshing Day and there's a misspelling that's annoying me so much I'm struggling to keep reading.
Did some grounding exercises today.
September 29, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Did some grounding exercises today.
This fig and goat cheese cheesecake has ruined me.
September 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This fig and goat cheese cheesecake has ruined me.
"It must be so much fun to play with flowers all day! What a glamorous job!"
Lol ok.
Lol ok.
September 28, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"It must be so much fun to play with flowers all day! What a glamorous job!"
Lol ok.
Lol ok.
I need to hide a body.
*This is rhetorical.
*This is rhetorical.
September 27, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I need to hide a body.
*This is rhetorical.
*This is rhetorical.
Inflation got to my Pandora membership.
It's been $5 a month for like... A decade??
It's going up a whole dollar!
It's been $5 a month for like... A decade??
It's going up a whole dollar!
Patrick Wilson as Horrified Brian Harper
Alt: Patrick Wilson as Horrified Brian Harper
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September 27, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Inflation got to my Pandora membership.
It's been $5 a month for like... A decade??
It's going up a whole dollar!
It's been $5 a month for like... A decade??
It's going up a whole dollar!
Finding out Wendy's has a Spotify account with songs like "My Frosty's Funeral" and "She Said She Didn't Want Fries".
Bizarre, but funny.
Bizarre, but funny.
September 27, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Finding out Wendy's has a Spotify account with songs like "My Frosty's Funeral" and "She Said She Didn't Want Fries".
Bizarre, but funny.
Bizarre, but funny.
CAN WE PLEASE VOTE THIRD PARTY NOW
This dude is turning into a real Fetterman.
Get him out.
Get him out.
Hakeem Jeffries' House commission on AI is stacked with lawmakers who've received huge campaign contributions from Big Tech and AI companies.
September 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
CAN WE PLEASE VOTE THIRD PARTY NOW
Every day, even.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but yes, you do deserve to treat yourself to a day of exploring bookstores, greenhouses, libraries, museums, cafés, and bakeries.
September 27, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Every day, even.
🤭
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
September 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
🤭
Finally got the husband to listen to Dungeon Crawler Carl and he's already on book 2. As someone who doesn't even read a book a year, this is huge.
September 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Finally got the husband to listen to Dungeon Crawler Carl and he's already on book 2. As someone who doesn't even read a book a year, this is huge.
Before my daughter goes to bed, she likes to watch tiktok videos with me for a few minutes. I make her do a vocabulary video first before silly videos.
One of the words tonight was perfunctory.
She's 11.
It shall now be known as perfucktory.
One of the words tonight was perfunctory.
She's 11.
It shall now be known as perfucktory.
September 22, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Before my daughter goes to bed, she likes to watch tiktok videos with me for a few minutes. I make her do a vocabulary video first before silly videos.
One of the words tonight was perfunctory.
She's 11.
It shall now be known as perfucktory.
One of the words tonight was perfunctory.
She's 11.
It shall now be known as perfucktory.
I'm genuinely so upset.
I bought a print of this, and the fucking post office "returned to sender" because it says my address doesn't exist.
THEN HOW DID YOU DELIVER THE REST OF MY GODDAMN MAIL THE SAME DAY?!
I bought a print of this, and the fucking post office "returned to sender" because it says my address doesn't exist.
THEN HOW DID YOU DELIVER THE REST OF MY GODDAMN MAIL THE SAME DAY?!
Want.
Need.
Need.
I got this finished up! :) It was done with watercolors, gouache, acrylic ink and walnut ink.
September 21, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I'm genuinely so upset.
I bought a print of this, and the fucking post office "returned to sender" because it says my address doesn't exist.
THEN HOW DID YOU DELIVER THE REST OF MY GODDAMN MAIL THE SAME DAY?!
I bought a print of this, and the fucking post office "returned to sender" because it says my address doesn't exist.
THEN HOW DID YOU DELIVER THE REST OF MY GODDAMN MAIL THE SAME DAY?!
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That's the best he's ever sounded.
September 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
That's the best he's ever sounded.
You know the ADHD is raging when you pound an energy drink and take a nap after it hits.
Sleepy Baby Says G'Night
Alt: Sleepy Baby Says G'Night
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September 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
You know the ADHD is raging when you pound an energy drink and take a nap after it hits.
Add: Dance to the music occasionally, get your blood pumping.
Legitimately makes you feel great.
Legitimately makes you feel great.
Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.
September 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Add: Dance to the music occasionally, get your blood pumping.
Legitimately makes you feel great.
Legitimately makes you feel great.
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Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.
June 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.
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Ok...
I am not a Gilmore Girls person, but my daughter is OBSESSED. Her 16th is coming up in a few months and I want to take her on a GG themed trip.
Recommendations? Advice? I know Connecticut will be cold, but I still think she'd love it. New Milford looks like the place to be?
I am not a Gilmore Girls person, but my daughter is OBSESSED. Her 16th is coming up in a few months and I want to take her on a GG themed trip.
Recommendations? Advice? I know Connecticut will be cold, but I still think she'd love it. New Milford looks like the place to be?
September 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ok...
I am not a Gilmore Girls person, but my daughter is OBSESSED. Her 16th is coming up in a few months and I want to take her on a GG themed trip.
Recommendations? Advice? I know Connecticut will be cold, but I still think she'd love it. New Milford looks like the place to be?
I am not a Gilmore Girls person, but my daughter is OBSESSED. Her 16th is coming up in a few months and I want to take her on a GG themed trip.
Recommendations? Advice? I know Connecticut will be cold, but I still think she'd love it. New Milford looks like the place to be?
Ok...
I am not a Gilmore Girls person, but my daughter is OBSESSED. Her 16th is coming up in a few months and I want to take her on a GG themed trip.
Recommendations? Advice? I know Connecticut will be cold, but I still think she'd love it. New Milford looks like the place to be?
I am not a Gilmore Girls person, but my daughter is OBSESSED. Her 16th is coming up in a few months and I want to take her on a GG themed trip.
Recommendations? Advice? I know Connecticut will be cold, but I still think she'd love it. New Milford looks like the place to be?
September 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ok...
I am not a Gilmore Girls person, but my daughter is OBSESSED. Her 16th is coming up in a few months and I want to take her on a GG themed trip.
Recommendations? Advice? I know Connecticut will be cold, but I still think she'd love it. New Milford looks like the place to be?
I am not a Gilmore Girls person, but my daughter is OBSESSED. Her 16th is coming up in a few months and I want to take her on a GG themed trip.
Recommendations? Advice? I know Connecticut will be cold, but I still think she'd love it. New Milford looks like the place to be?
The siren call of the chicken wings was too strong for my willpower.
I told myself I wasn't gonna do it tonight. I couldn't resist.
(Not pictured, Carolina Hot Honey chicken waaaannnnggsss)
I told myself I wasn't gonna do it tonight. I couldn't resist.
(Not pictured, Carolina Hot Honey chicken waaaannnnggsss)
September 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The siren call of the chicken wings was too strong for my willpower.
I told myself I wasn't gonna do it tonight. I couldn't resist.
(Not pictured, Carolina Hot Honey chicken waaaannnnggsss)
I told myself I wasn't gonna do it tonight. I couldn't resist.
(Not pictured, Carolina Hot Honey chicken waaaannnnggsss)
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Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.”
Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com
Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com
September 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Obama: “Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. You’re laughing, but this is what’s happening. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent right now would have tolerated behavior like that from me.”
Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com
Clip courtesy @meidastouch.com