@eatpraynap.bsky.social
Loves Jesus, his Church, good movies, and bad puns, in that order. PNW.
Can’t make this stuff up
July 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Can’t make this stuff up
I might be flirting with blasphemy here, but I just realized that there are 40 days between memorial and independence days and, given the big number in the 4th and my waning excitement about being American, I’m wondering if there are any patriotism-renewing practices I can do in lent-like
May 25, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I might be flirting with blasphemy here, but I just realized that there are 40 days between memorial and independence days and, given the big number in the 4th and my waning excitement about being American, I’m wondering if there are any patriotism-renewing practices I can do in lent-like
This poor book. Destined for a lifetime of waiting for pickup.
April 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
This poor book. Destined for a lifetime of waiting for pickup.
Seahawks!!💙💚🩶
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Seahawks!!💙💚🩶
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“The Lord proclaims: Do what is just and right; rescue the oppressed from the power of the oppressor. Don’t exploit or mistreat the refugee, the orphan, and the widow. Don’t spill the blood of the innocent in this place.” -Jeremiah 22:3
January 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
“The Lord proclaims: Do what is just and right; rescue the oppressed from the power of the oppressor. Don’t exploit or mistreat the refugee, the orphan, and the widow. Don’t spill the blood of the innocent in this place.” -Jeremiah 22:3
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Man, Du Bois had some bangers, but for me, it doesn't get much better than his scathing indictment of the "Christianity" of the United States.
Certainly this was all true of the nation in his lifetime. But in my lifetime, his criticisms have never felt so true of the nation right now.
Certainly this was all true of the nation in his lifetime. But in my lifetime, his criticisms have never felt so true of the nation right now.
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Man, Du Bois had some bangers, but for me, it doesn't get much better than his scathing indictment of the "Christianity" of the United States.
Certainly this was all true of the nation in his lifetime. But in my lifetime, his criticisms have never felt so true of the nation right now.
Certainly this was all true of the nation in his lifetime. But in my lifetime, his criticisms have never felt so true of the nation right now.
Oh gee, it’s up to my knee.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Oh gee, it’s up to my knee.
The post-protest bus ride was packed.
October 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The post-protest bus ride was packed.
Taylor Meandering
Slightly diminish a band: Gaelic Drizzle
The Talkin’ Jennys
August 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Taylor Meandering
At happy hour, sitting near a couple on a date. He is reading from the book of Judges, pausing periodically to mansplain the difference between the Israelites and the Philistines. She accidentally (???) touched his phone screen, closing the app. He scolded her for carelessness. Odds of another date?
June 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
At happy hour, sitting near a couple on a date. He is reading from the book of Judges, pausing periodically to mansplain the difference between the Israelites and the Philistines. She accidentally (???) touched his phone screen, closing the app. He scolded her for carelessness. Odds of another date?
It’s a good day for good trouble
April 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It’s a good day for good trouble
Free Mahmoud Khalil. apnews.com/article/Colu...
Immigration agents arrest Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University protests
A prominent Palestinian activist who helped lead last spring's protests at Columbia University has been arrested by federal immigration agents.
apnews.com
March 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Free Mahmoud Khalil. apnews.com/article/Colu...
Dear Manager, here’s what I’ve done this week:
1. Picked
2. Grinned
3. Loved
4. Sinned
5. Played my music in the sun
1. Picked
2. Grinned
3. Loved
4. Sinned
5. Played my music in the sun
Dear Manager, here's what I've done this week:
1. I've been racing
2. Pacing
3. Plotting a course
4. Fighting, biting
5. Riding on my horse.
1. I've been racing
2. Pacing
3. Plotting a course
4. Fighting, biting
5. Riding on my horse.
Dear Manager, here's what I've done this week:
1. Found myself living in a shotgun shack
2. Found myself in another part of the world
3. Found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile
4. Found myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
5. Asked myself, “Well, how did I get here?”
1. Found myself living in a shotgun shack
2. Found myself in another part of the world
3. Found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile
4. Found myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
5. Asked myself, “Well, how did I get here?”
February 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Dear Manager, here’s what I’ve done this week:
1. Picked
2. Grinned
3. Loved
4. Sinned
5. Played my music in the sun
1. Picked
2. Grinned
3. Loved
4. Sinned
5. Played my music in the sun
Thanks, @courtneyellis.bsky.social I’ll see your prompt for pastors, and raise you a plea to friends, neighbors, and extended family members. Even a quick text has the power to ease the loneliness and grief.
Pastors: it's a great day to check in on the widows in your congregation. Valentine's Day can be a hard one, especially that first year or two alone.
February 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Thanks, @courtneyellis.bsky.social I’ll see your prompt for pastors, and raise you a plea to friends, neighbors, and extended family members. Even a quick text has the power to ease the loneliness and grief.
After the last 10 days, I’ve adapted Dry January to mean I’m drinking Chardonnay instead of Riesling.
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
After the last 10 days, I’ve adapted Dry January to mean I’m drinking Chardonnay instead of Riesling.
This is how I flirt
January 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is how I flirt
This afternoon my daughter told me that she wanted to sew some satyr pants, but I heard “Seder pants,” and the fact that neither of us questioned the existence of our respective pant tells you a lot about about my daughter and me.
December 15, 2024 at 2:58 AM
This afternoon my daughter told me that she wanted to sew some satyr pants, but I heard “Seder pants,” and the fact that neither of us questioned the existence of our respective pant tells you a lot about about my daughter and me.
Why has nobody invented a square mattress, so you’d never have to wrangle a fitted sheet only to discover you’d started on the wrong corner?
December 12, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Why has nobody invented a square mattress, so you’d never have to wrangle a fitted sheet only to discover you’d started on the wrong corner?
Finished my first meeting of the day before realizing that not only was my shirt, which I have worn before, on backwards, I still had a price tag dangling from my armpit. So professional. 💅🏻
December 6, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Finished my first meeting of the day before realizing that not only was my shirt, which I have worn before, on backwards, I still had a price tag dangling from my armpit. So professional. 💅🏻
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Christians who can no longer listen to one another will soon no longer be listening to God either.
― Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Life Together
― Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Life Together
November 23, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Christians who can no longer listen to one another will soon no longer be listening to God either.
― Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Life Together
― Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Life Together