Weren't these the same people that said legalizing gay marriage would open up a slippery slope that would lead to beastiality?

So...their concern wasn't beastiality itself but the way that marriage could be defined?

So, yeah, this isn't a short con.

It's a long one where after the election Trump offers the $5k to those that voted Republican based off of the voter rolls that their state willingly submitted.

The goal is to foment anger from Republicans in Blue states that didn't comply.

On that day I worked at a DoD research facility on an Air Force Base.
It was more likely than the 7-11 down the street but when they made the unprecedented call to send everyone non-essential home no one left skid marks in the parking lot on the way out.

It's important to note here that they're no longer blaming Obama.
I mean....baby steps yes, but it is progress...kind of.

Literally, anything other than taking responsibility for their own actions.

Somewhere between the fall of the John Birch Society and Newt Gingrich.

Huh....so, Gas and Groceries ARE on their To-Do List, they just got sidetracked by...uh....*gestures broadly*

I long for the day when Republicans were serious about their jobs and not just manufacturers of formented outrage and hyperbole.

"....Oh hi Mark."

With no forthcoming obituary I would say he's not taking this as seriously as I would have hoped he would.

I'm reading this in your voice....and man....I'm smiling. I'm smiling like I haven't in a long, long time.

You don't know me from a hole in the wall but have fun doing this, Bill. We're looking forward to it.

...and it's only Tuesday.

Wait until they find out that there's a vintage guitar market....

Paul is only doing this because it's personal and he's a sad, petty little twit.

The DOJ has to have a humiliation kink....

"...their children were exectued in front of them, their pets were pistol-whipped and the toilets flushed and left to run without jiggling the handles...."