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You couldn't pay me to be there. And as a retiree on a fixed income, man, I could sure use the dough.
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September 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
You couldn't pay me to be there. And as a retiree on a fixed income, man, I could sure use the dough.
As they say in Pennsylvania, "What a jagoff".
September 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
As they say in Pennsylvania, "What a jagoff".
Jeez. Laura and Rob Petrie up in New Rochelle are gonna shit.
September 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Jeez. Laura and Rob Petrie up in New Rochelle are gonna shit.
Prescient, isn't he.
August 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Prescient, isn't he.
Kilograms and cholesterol - you know the assignment.
August 23, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Kilograms and cholesterol - you know the assignment.
It just needs to plummet, oh, 5 or 6 ft more.
August 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
It just needs to plummet, oh, 5 or 6 ft more.
More like the aftermath from the time Mr Potato Head got into some bad Taylor Farms lettuce.
August 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
More like the aftermath from the time Mr Potato Head got into some bad Taylor Farms lettuce.
He fired all the stall muckers. Nobody left to clean up after his ass.
August 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
He fired all the stall muckers. Nobody left to clean up after his ass.
Good. Gone, I hope.
August 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Good. Gone, I hope.
Pitch them both in the gaol and toss the key into the English Channel.
July 19, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Pitch them both in the gaol and toss the key into the English Channel.