Ecto the Gote 💚💜💚💜
@ectothegoat.bsky.social
32, MI, he/him, trained musician of some sort, just a goat on the internet don’t worry about it
Reminds me of something
July 24, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Reminds me of something
Shakira performed her song “Zoo” (from Zootopia 2) on stage for the first time and we got REAL DANCING TIGERS
Not the worst commercial fursuits I’ve seen by a long shot, I think they’re appropriately sexy
Not the worst commercial fursuits I’ve seen by a long shot, I think they’re appropriately sexy
June 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Shakira performed her song “Zoo” (from Zootopia 2) on stage for the first time and we got REAL DANCING TIGERS
Not the worst commercial fursuits I’ve seen by a long shot, I think they’re appropriately sexy
Not the worst commercial fursuits I’ve seen by a long shot, I think they’re appropriately sexy
Her name is Lola and she is a fluffy little lady
June 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Her name is Lola and she is a fluffy little lady
As I stared at the shampoo aisle for 10 solid minutes googling brands and making comparisons I remembered my mantra that it can be hard to find the best answer but it’s usually pretty easy to find the funniest.
So be jealous that this goat is gonna have the most lustrous coat in the barnyard ✨🐐✨
So be jealous that this goat is gonna have the most lustrous coat in the barnyard ✨🐐✨
April 17, 2026 at 3:14 AM
As I stared at the shampoo aisle for 10 solid minutes googling brands and making comparisons I remembered my mantra that it can be hard to find the best answer but it’s usually pretty easy to find the funniest.
So be jealous that this goat is gonna have the most lustrous coat in the barnyard ✨🐐✨
So be jealous that this goat is gonna have the most lustrous coat in the barnyard ✨🐐✨
Reminds me of my mom’s cat Dobby, a sweet tubby boy who demands lap time whenever I visit
March 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Reminds me of my mom’s cat Dobby, a sweet tubby boy who demands lap time whenever I visit
My counter argument:
March 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
My counter argument:
Yes it has beans in it
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Yes it has beans in it
Companies are really out here cold-texting people without filtering the inputs to their ChatGPT spambots at all
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Companies are really out here cold-texting people without filtering the inputs to their ChatGPT spambots at all
I know everyone is posting this rn but Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,031,190! If I would have gotten my code one week earlier then I might have gotten in under a million but frankly I’m just happy to be here
September 20, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I know everyone is posting this rn but Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,031,190! If I would have gotten my code one week earlier then I might have gotten in under a million but frankly I’m just happy to be here
Today at work I let the intrusive thoughts win and I put a single leaf of lettuce in the turbo oven
It’s hot and rubbery
It’s hot and rubbery
September 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Today at work I let the intrusive thoughts win and I put a single leaf of lettuce in the turbo oven
It’s hot and rubbery
It’s hot and rubbery
Me seeing hooves still massively outnumbered by dogs in the fandom
February 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Me seeing hooves still massively outnumbered by dogs in the fandom
How blessed are we that it’s meat day AND fat cock Friday, the world is truly a beautiful place.
February 9, 2024 at 7:06 PM
How blessed are we that it’s meat day AND fat cock Friday, the world is truly a beautiful place.
I know her name is Taylor SWIFT but I feel like her fursona would be a Secretary bird
October 26, 2023 at 9:53 PM
I know her name is Taylor SWIFT but I feel like her fursona would be a Secretary bird
